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Melon, No
melonnnn
It Hits Him All At Once
Classic QC: 500 words about maybe being horny
The Only Way To Eat A Banana
Polygon cameos!
More Like INsecurity
ayooooooo
A Stopped Clock
YES
Roko And Melon Are Friends
Melon loves Roko very much :3
March Bonus Comic
Hannelore is becoming more powerful
Pheromones
I'm mean to Elliot
Teen Spirit
s m e l l h e r
March Bonus Comic Poll
Okay time for you to pick what this month's bonus comic will be! One returning option from the last poll because I think it's a funny idea.Fun fact: 95% of the time I'm just making up the options as I type out these posts and then I have to figure out the actual comic once the winner has been picked. It's a fun exercise!
A Little Bit Of The Old Ultraviolets
VERY proud of the pun in the strip title
Now I Want A Bagel
gimme de bagel
Loafing Around
HUMAN ABS
Not Even A Weekend Shift
early comic because the whole city just lost power wooo
Just Like Breathing
soft boy
Keeping The Peace
COPS
He Learned It From His Kids(?)
hi clinton
Bonus Comic: His Name Is Harold
Hannelore got tan again! I think she's in Australia.
3699 process
This comic took quite a while to draw, so while I was at it I made some screenshots and turned it into a process gif! You'll see the finished comic in like a week I guess???
Buddy Cops
that moustache is just Sharpie
Bonus Comic Poll/Update
Hey folks, sorry I haven't done last month's bonus comic yet! Throwing my back out completely ruined my work schedule for the past two weeks and I'm only just now digging myself out of that hole. So I'll try and do two bonus comics this month! Here's the poll for the first one!
Beucephalus Rides Again
THAT PUN
Heed Her Warning
It's only fair
She Really Gets Around
One more old bonus comic from my patreon and then we should be back on a regular schedule again.
Everyone Loves Crab Girlfriend
I took a one-off bonus comic and turned it into a weird little story
They Matched On Computr
This is a bonus comic from Patreon from a while ago! Running a couple as buffer maintenance this week while I recover from my back injury.
Friends Being Friends
fuuuuuuuckin'
Fruits Basket
so proud of that strip title
Something To Believe In
A roomba, but for dicks
