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The Only Way To Eat A Banana

🕑 Added 2018-03-28 03:42:21 +0000 UTC

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Dancing on the Edge of Sanity

and marshmallow bears

David Howe

That is not how you spell crotch banana... you know, just sayin' :)

Robert Oller

Love the Sea of Thieves reference.

PHALLIC BANANA

LOL I will never hear "Losing My Religion" without laughing ever again

I think that's part of being young for everyone!

Paul Nobles

I believe that 'cronch' is the name of the feeling Elliot is experiencing in the last panel. It just works on so many levels.

capnsoapy

Does this mean Griffin McElroy is canon in the QC-verse?

Cole Blackblood

Sure Elliot, you don't want hiim to hug you cause you're at work - that's *totally* the only reason ;)

Will Weaver

And then suddenly Claire and/or Renee walk into the bar and start shipping all of them. :P

Elliot strikes me as someone who, once he's comfortable with you, is always up for hugs when off the clock

Populuxe

Stop making everyone cuter! Cute is my Kyptonite! Powers of... feigned indifference... weakening...

gatherer818

I think my favorite part of this comic is that Elliot specifies "Please don't hug me AT WORK", indicating he's open to receiving hugs in other venues. My ship is standing by to be armed with canon, thank you Jeph.

Trigon Manthree

We're just assuming you think about pee a lot.

Elliot is adorable! <3

Mark

I also feel like I am missing something.

Rudolph Gerber

That made me think of an REM misheard lyric : "That's pee in the corner/ That's pee on a spot light/ Losing my religion..." Yeah OK I know I'm wierd.

Joal Taylor

Yeah, went to the bathroom, then went to the bar, grabbed another beer, then returned to Elliot and resumed the conversation where they left off.

Ben Russell-Gough

It's simpler to assume that he went to the bathroom in the gap between comics 3704 and 3706.

Alex Borders

Should we just assume that Clinton has gone and peed in a corner or something?

Ben Russell-Gough

Clinton's role today is to make Elliott's emotional dilemma even worse!

Stoodmuffin

ELLIOT YOU CUTE BUTT HEAD

Andrew

He might have to crush Clinton's hand again to get some cred back!

Billie Thompson

POLYCUUUUUULE!

蒲公英

I think Elliot needs to learn aboit Gale Shapley. Everything is easier when it is a poly time algorithm.

Brad Knowles

Polygon cameos? And who are Pat and Simone? What have I missed, and from where?

Paul Grodt

O_O INTRIGUE! JEPH! GOOD!

Jeph is EBIL! EBIL I tells ya! EBIL!!!!!!! (Multiple exclamation points are a sure sign of a disturbed mind.)

Allison Hastings

Cronch! And Pat and Simone!

And we love him for it. :)

David Paul

Oh, Elliot! Don't be like me! All you can do is ask, you lovable, intimidating marshmallow!

David Paul

Not much, unless you are EXTREMELY accurate.

Mike Gilson

Elliott makes the same mistake all men are doomed to make when we're young and lonely. We get crushes on practically anyone we meet who's nice to us. And that's okay.

Stop it Jeph, stop torturing our big soft boy like this, he's a sweet marshmallow who deserves love and happiness and puppies, do you hear me Jeph?! HAPPINESS AND PUPPIES DANG YOU!