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He Learned It From His Kids(?)

🕑 Added 2018-03-11 03:28:59 +0000 UTC

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Brian

AND THEN THEY ALL FUCKED

Unanimous D

So, the Dick Van Dyke show actually DID have lyrics. Good to know.

David Howe

Just think how many strips it took before we found out Bubbles' armour was removable...

David Howe

ah, but do you ship all of Clinton, or just his robo-hand? :)

FunkyTuba

I ship the word ⓑⓔⓡⓕ

Diptych

He was in a bonus sketch rather than a full comic.

Kevin

And then the banged XD.

Mooster

Awww. Clinton never gets a break.

Mooster

Well at least she doesn't appear to be wearing a badge.

Kristian

Roko: IT’S PSYCHOSOMATIC!

Populuxe

Getting drunk in uniform? That is a big mistake.

Ok, thanks. Have we met O"Malley before?

drij

O'Malley has kids; probably taught him "crunk"

The "title"(?) loses me. Can someone enlighten me?

Ben Russell-Gough

"How I Met Your Robo-Mother", episode 1, scene 1.

Bagge

Given that it STARTED with Pintsize shooting toast on a blind date... yeah, I'm totally on board with wherever this goes.

ysth

Clin ton

Daryl Sawyer

This arc feels like Jeph isn't sure where to go next, so he's just kind of screwing around until inspiration strikes. I like it. :)

Brian

Yeah but there’s no easy portmanteau of names for the ship

Brian

i don’t remember boarding this ship but here we are

Brent Catherman

Hope she didn't face plant too hard on the sidewalk, but if she did it's a convenient segue to Union Robotics.

it looked like a usb so it could even be just junk code running and slowing them down? Drunk.exe

Luzahn

BERF

Andy Sleeper

So am I the only one who wonders how AIs can get drunk and stumble? We saw Station do this in a simulation, and May did this by downclocking her processors (with square drunk-icons floating above her head). But now they can do it by vaping.

A sheep

SET THAT HAND TO VIBRATE, CLINT

Diptych

Triangle? He's already in the Brun - Clinton - Elliot triangle! This is just adding more and more vertices!

Dylan T

The cover on his hand makes Clinton look like he's going to a formal party.

Andrew Tate

But Pintsize! Could this become the love triangle we didn't know we needed?

David Paul

If she took <a href="https://www.pcworld.com/article/165133/vista_or_windows_me.html" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">ME</a>, I think that would be grounds to admit her to robot hospital. And maybe rehab (data recovery centre?).

Leak

Art imitating life? <a href="https://mobile.twitter.com/garyturner/status/967061716503814144" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://mobile.twitter.com/garyturner/status/967061716503814144</a> "Not shitting you, but I actually just rescued a robot in distress on the street after someone had tipped it over. This is one of those weird dreams, right."

Ben Russell-Gough

This needs to be something Roko says.

Ben Russell-Gough

I'm thinking more of 'hetrosexual platonic best friends' and we have about 1000 strips of 'will they, won't they?' whilst Roko is dating Pintsize and Clinton is dating Brun. IMO, we will know Jeph is going down that route if Roko wakes up in Clinton's dorm, hooked up to a charger plugged into one of his wall sockets.

Ben Russell-Gough

Yeah, that's the great thing about it!

Ben Russell-Gough

*Sigh* Clinton, Clinton, Clinton. How do you do it? You just keep falling into the arms of troubled pretty women with whom you don't really want to have a relationship but who are just going to continually give you mixed signals about their feelings! Clinton Augustus, my friends: The QC universe's "Chew Toy of Fate"!

Andrew

So what would AI drunken-software have to accomplish - nerf the CPU clock multiplier, randomly kill some subroutines, add errors to all sensor inputs, randomly delete blocks in memory... .... wait, so it's basically Vista?

Andrew

Maybe he got a Toaster tattoo to hook up to the socket on his wrist!

Ian Wolfe

Ship that? Yes, please!

ruined

Berf

William Cole

Roko is quickly one of my favorite characters.

Bagge

YOU ARE UNDER ARESCHT FOR BEING TOO SEXY

Summer Sudbrink

I imagine their offspring as something like Vera the robot from Superman III

darklion

That's a remarkably sensible pairing.

Summer Sudbrink

Clintoko? Roton? :)

Fart Captor

But Emily said she was too busy for dates! You're not making sense!

Julia Allen-Hesse

Clin ton!

Olivier Laroche

YES

David Paul

He wasn't on his way home from toaster shopping by any chance, was he?

Not sure. We WILL find out.

It's too late for him to run and hide, isn't it?

This is really funny, and encouraging. I like Occifer Basilisk, and I'd be DELIGHTED to see Jeph tormenting the Shippers using her and (whoever) as the next "Fables". :)