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Keeping The Peace

🕑 Added 2018-03-12 03:22:35 +0000 UTC

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David Howe

to be fair, that is ALSO like a harem anime :)

gatherer818

Unassuming Clinton looks up one day to discover he's in an open relationship, though this was never his intent. Brun, Roko, and Elliot all run around like the girls in a harem anime competing for his attention. This has gone on for several weeks before Clinton finally notices, because he's friggin' Clinton.

Gary Walker

Iron Man 3 had a plot?

Grace Kieser

Wasn't that the plot of Iron Man 3?

BobC

Augustilisk?

Andy Sleeper

Basilustus

Cleo Schmitz

Maybe she left that in her other uniform jacket.

Orrrrrr, you could talk all day and not say that.

Gerry

So after now HMS Frubbles ship is steaming down the river, It's time to start the voyage of HMS Clinko (or is it HMS Roton). I don't think merging the surnames will work with Basilisk & Augustus....

Drew Teter

I guess you could say she fell for him...

Jacob Bowen

I'm so down for this polycule.

Will Weaver

@Michael I can relate to Brun somewhat (I’ve never killed anyone with a harpoon though) so I can see that.

Ben Russell-Gough

I suppose that Jeph could write a Naruto-like scenario with multiple potential SOs fighting behind the blissfully ignorant protagonist's back for his attention. Of course, it would be more fun for the protagonist to be fully aware and feel morally obliged to both referee and ensure none of them are hurt. Naturally, this nobility only makes things worse!

Honestly speaking, Brun seems like the kind of person who isn't honestly interested in other people in a romantic or sexual way. And there isn't anything wrong with that, I could be wrong here through. Wouldn't be the first time, but that's just been my take on it.

Polyamory!...okay, probably not.

Will Weaver

And the shippers’ heads exploded after hours of “But what about Brun? What about Elliot? What about—“

Gary Walker

Clinton Augustus presents "Women in Extremis"

Mad Marie

I think it’s just blushing

Most likely explanation :D

Czarzhan

Ah, he finally followed Faye's advice and is using a covering skin for the prosthesis.

Ben Russell-Gough

The easiest way to stop an AI race from trying to take over is to make them as stupidly self-destructive as you are!

Patrick Mac Manus

Good pickup.

Dean Reilly

"As you can see, these streets are dangerous at night."

Clinton's hand appears to have grown back.

Andrew

If it was Melon, checking for an explosive butt is entirely justified. So hereforth, safety first - if an AI falls down, check the booty first.

Ben Russell-Gough

Roko, I'm going to be plain here: You're not having any luck with the 'walking' thing. I'd say 'go home, you're drunk' but you're clearly not able to do that unassisted. So, why don't you ask Clydesdale... no... Clovington... no... Clarinet... no, whatever his name is for help? I'm sure that the probability of you waking up tomorrow morning with a clothed Clinton in a hug and no memory of tonight is almost... 1-in-1!

Saketh Kasibatla

Aite. I'm gonna go with clinko, faybles and pintsize and his toaster. THOSE ARE MY SHIPS

Dylan T

goood. GOOOOOOOOD.

Rudolph Gerber

I think a gyro is misaligned and Clintons going to have to take her to see Faye and Bubbles for emergency repairs.

Brent Catherman

At least her face seems resilient to hitting the pavement.

Bagge

He's a slow learner.

Bagge

At least she still has her dignity.

Kyle Major

Checking out the booty of the officer down

Andrew

That right there is what we call a second chance, Clinton. They do not happen often.

Nicholas Lopez

This is absolutely adorable

Jeph Jacques

I called the police on this post

Grace Kieser

I see no reason to make these ships mutually exclusive! #alltheships

Andrew Diseker

She keeps falling for the concrete because she needs a stable relationship and solid support.

Jeph, this is BRILLIANT. Divide the shippers and conquer them piecemeal. Fables is now threatened by Clinko and (going on your last voted for Patreon special), Hanners will soon be dating Baby Tapir! (We'll call that one Hannetap!)

GET ON THE GROUND!

SIDEWALK, YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT

And they don't have a clue