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March Bonus Comic

🕑 Added 2018-03-23 22:28:16 +0000 UTC

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Keith Rohrer

"Crocodile wrestling " takes on new possibilities with the new Loki show...

marcus erronius

She totally had a problem with piercing her ears. But she did it anyway, for the same reason she just got her nose pierced.

Brent Catherman

Her hair is asymmetrical, but maybe that doesn't bother her as long as she can pull it back into a pony tail.

Joshua Roberts

It's asymmetrical. She's always had a problem with unevenness and it's empowering for her to do it.

Emerson

Yea, that was confusing at first.. I though maybe Jeph forgot to draw it, but it is really nice and subtle. I really love where Hanners has been going lately.

Brent Catherman

She never had a problem with getting her ears pierced so snot about blood.

She got a ring in her nostril. It was hard to see at first, but compare the second and last panel to see how her nose is drawn with and without.

What did she pierce?

Clifton Royston

Love the little beads of sweat in the last panel.

Philip D Jones

I actually got to touch an alligator once. Not wrestle, just touch. It was not what I expected. Felt kind of like a handbag.

Jonathan Wallace

Science cannot go far enough!

Daryl Sawyer

But... she's already very powerful. Will science Go To Far??? :o

BobC

She'll be wrestling half a pair of clogs. What's to worry?

Thomas Boys

Next bonus strip needs to be Hanners and the Croc, which sounds like some kind of 70s sitcom as I type it.

Lars Gottlieb

Understatement of the century goes to: Bagge!

Ben Russell-Gough

Agreed; you could do an entire separate arc about her working through her bucket list, couldn't you?

Ben Russell-Gough

Wait, /crocodile wrestling/? Okay, now things are going completely beyond the funny into the terrifying. Hannelore, I've got some bad news for you: Whatever you do is going to be cute so it's impossible to tell objectively whether something is going to be okay based on that metric.

Richard

I need a "Yes it will hurt" shirt plz.

Bagge

Hannelore does in fact look cute!

Hugh Eckert

I recognize the look in her eyes in panel 4. That's the "high on endorphins after a body mod" look. I've seen it many times... in the mirror...

Gary Walker

And now, the creeping horror which is asymmetry.

Denise Webber

Awww, Winslow is so cute when he's worried.

Akashimo Hakubi

WTB tickets to Hanners vs Croc!

So when is Hanners going on her date with that cute baby tapir? :)

LaPrimaNerda (Sarah Davis)

But, on other days, we dyslexics find extra jokes in the comics, so it balances out.

James Redekop

It's kinda subtle in the art, but she got a little nose piercing. You can see the ring if you look closely in the last panel.

Mitchell Sealy

I don't understand what she did here.

Peter Jensen

<a href="https://twitter.com/dcorsetto/status/977040419895828480" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">The resemblance is striking</a>.

Cass Redgrave

"Ogay" is, coincidentally, what I call myself whenever I see Hannelore being cute

Cody Renton

"Conservative software company," in the age of Google and Tesla and whatnot, feels kind of like "Amish hacker" or "hippy terrorist"

Nicholas Lopez

More Hanners please c:

Andrew

She could wrestle a croc egg. Then make an omelette.

Mythosaur

Is that Danielle?

Bagge

As long as it's not tapir wrestling

YAAAS HANNERS

Heh. My wife worked as a VP at an extremely conservative software company. One day, she glued a jewel to her nose to look like a stud. The top brass were freaking out till she reminded them of the date: April 1.