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Melon, No

🕑 Added 2018-04-01 02:33:18 +0000 UTC

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awgiedawgie

She just didn't like that he didn't use lube. He should've buttered the toast first.

You're supposed to wait until the third date to rub toast on your special friend's butt. Pintsize just went for it without asking. If he had been patient and gotten consent, imagine the fun they could have had!

Trigon Manthree

Things are getting naan-platonic.

Dancing on the Edge of Sanity

Climax without foreplay? a Yeastiality faux pas?

Ack

he was shooting it at her, not rubbing it on her butt.

Cave

I think what I'd be more interested in knowing is what Pintsize did wrong that made it not do anything for her. Do you think it was because he BURNT the toast?

Ehren Kluge

It gets better! That 'some girl' was melon!

William Burns

There may have been an article. <a href="http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3566" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3566</a>

Cole Blackblood

I love how everyone is chill about Roko's kink - makes me happy to see people just go "yeah, that's neat - WHAT ABOUT THIS OTHER THING?!". Also I love these two XD

Danya Michael

and trendy

Jeph Jacques

they comfy

Dolan

Going out on a limb here, but... exercise clothes are comfortable, allow freedom of movement and are resistant to wear and tear. Combined with AIs not needing to wash clothes as often as people, and they make for very efficient clothing.

Jamison Town

I hope she washes her lip first.

Zach Elwyn

Which raises the question.. Why exercise clothes at all, since presumably AIs don't sweat or gain any benefit from the exertion...

Ben Russell-Gough

She used to have a different head module with pink dome covers over her audio sensors. Either she's changed her head (not unlikely for Mel) or she just had the sensor covers swapped out for more human-looking ones. Now it looks a lot more like May's.

Ben Russell-Gough

I think that those two together in one room would be one of the 'divide by zero' things. Reality would just be unable to survive!

Ben Russell-Gough

Just to remind us that they're sisters.

Ben Russell-Gough

Interesting! So Roko has told Melon about her kink and, being Melon, she's trying to be helpful... despite her disturbing fixation with post-living biomatter. Roko, some advice: Go out in your exercise clothes and I think that you won't lack for approaches. Mostly from creeps but, hey!

Paul Grodt

Jeph has been hitting them out of the PARK lately. These past couple weeks have felt like the times of my favorite comics in this series. I love it.

gatherer818

Dat April 1st strip tho

Bagge

Good thing things didn't get weird or anything

Maurice Kessler

Hurskie vurr.

I'm horrified... and yet strangely aroused. Thank you SO MUCH for that, Jeph. :P

Brent Catherman

Roko reminds me of Gene from Wet Hot American Summer so I guess that makes Melon her talking can of mixed vegetables.

The Clintion daydream makes more sense now.

Andrew

Socially appropriate cry of horror!

Fart Captor

I want Melon and Emily to meet (and then possibly smooch, idk)

What The Hell, Melon

Dylan T

OH GOD IT'S BLEEDING

Littleshiro-kun

I think we can write that off as Melon being insane. I mean her daily job is apparently going into a dark room and letting bugs crawl all over her body. At least, I believe that's her job.

Populuxe

Does Melon have the same chassis as May, and if yes, am I the last person to notice it?

Gary Walker

Also, this really flies in the face (pun intended, do not judge me) of the whole robots sniffing tea with their delicate olfactory organs thing. Just sayin'.

Gary Walker

Robots in activewear!

Kyle Major

OMG she does like bread play, just not toast play

Alex Mullenix

Melon! Jeph's friend Ryan North is NOT going to be happy with you.

Mark Metzler

That is the dirtiest thing you've written in a while. :P

Fjound. I don't get it but I like it.

Kenneth Carlile

Hmm... they have the same eyes!

Ooh she's a cutie out of uniform!

Josh

I would prefer an Alice Grove prequel, myself.

I dunno, she could rub bread on MY tush out of pity and I guarantee I'd feel... nauseous...

Ok. Jeph, Alice Grove is ended, and you need to think of a new replacement... Well, have I got an idea for YOU! Melon / Roko! Yes! Melon and Roko in their very own comic! The internet might not survive...

Friends with pan-efits.

I definitely get a sibling vibe from these two.