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Everyone Loves Crab Girlfriend

🕑 Added 2018-03-04 05:50:08 +0000 UTC

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David H. Adler

How is this weird? TONS of people tell others they have gluten allergies. :-)

SSJ Carrot Cake

Claire is awesome and for some reason reminds me of my brother's GF, who is also awesome.

You had me at hello, Pintsize. You had me at hello.

Brent Catherman

Must've been a dream I had.

Airyu

I love Claire's and Pintsize's friendship so dang muuuuuch

YAY! I love when Claire is around.

Worked fine. :)

Eric Burns-White

Only jerks don't call back the next morning, Pintsize! Call her back! Don't you give up on this! I need this!

William Burns

I thought that show was about that new drug?

Brent Catherman

I saw something like this on that Nina Bedford Show. Toast Fucking. Where you fuck or get fucked with toast.

Simran Khalsa

possible root of Pintsize's toaster fetish: <a href="http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2908" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2908</a> (first attempt at a link in patreon, hopefully it will work, sigh)

Shawn K. Younkin

Claire's response almost seems like she has had to give it before so it's rehearsed on some level.

Ralph

Likely the *only* sweet response Pintsize has ever gotten....

I think that's the sweetest response to a proposition Pintsize has ever gotten. Aww. <3

Andy Sleeper

What a great connection, Captain!

Andy Sleeper

I want a set, so I can store it next to my Magical Love Gentleman mug

Ben Russell-Gough

That or her threat to lobotomise him with several terabytes of cat gif index tables.

Nicki Faulk

Claire is so awesome, I adore her! <3

Czarzhan

I love it! I was kind of hoping for a follow-up.

Will Weaver

Yay Claire! ❤️

Peter Jensen

Always hard to tell with the stranger kinks. Like, what does the guy with a <a href="https://twitter.com/tea_vea/status/969622359744360449" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">high-priced wonderbread/pollution/deforestation fetish</a> get out of it? Apparently he's spending a lot of money on commissions of said fetish, so there's gotta be something, right?

Marc Pengryffyn

Dammit, now I want Crab Girlfriend to be a real thing!

David Paul

Marten's <a href="http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2896" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">Loom of Doom</a> really left its mark on Pintsize's behaviour towards Claire!

you gonna be at ECCC tommorow? hope to see you there again this year

Captain Button

""I don't want to mate with your woman, " I tell him. "Your woman is a crab, for God's sake." But this only makes him angrier, because I think he knows, deep inside his slimy little heart that I'm telling the truth. " - Dave Barry <a href="http://www.miamiherald.com/living/liv-columns-blogs/dave-barry/article1937969.html" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://www.miamiherald.com/living/liv-columns-blogs/dave-barry/article1937969.html</a>

Thomas Boys

Episodes of Crab Girlfriend simply write themselves: "Omg, Crab-chan might be into me? Pinch me, I must be dreaming!" *scuttlescuttlescuttlePINCH* "Ow!"

Ben Russell-Gough

So, Pintsize is actually into shooting toast at people? I mean, who am I to judge but you do have to wonder what he gets out of it!

I like that Claire seems to have had a positive effect on all of Marten's family.

Andrew

Overnight, Marten vanishes without a trace. Pintsize graciously offers Claire a shoulder to cry on. No one suspects a thing (if they know what’s good for them). [Good grief. That took a very Film Noir twist didn't it]

Julia Allen-Hesse

A+ adulting in this comic

Paul Rendell

You know, originally I thought Pintsize had just gotten confused at the whole "toasting" thing, but this is so much better.

Gotta not fault Pintsize for this one. He did ask politely...

Bagge

"I make bread FUN"

Mordaeus

V ENOL is what it looks like

Stoodmuffin

Mordaeus

I would buy a Crab Girlfriend mug.

Dean Reilly

You really think Pintsize was gonna say 'face'?

gatherer818

"what? Of course I'm not cheating on you, I'm just letting your weird ai companion shoot toast on my face!" Thanks to this comic, this is a conversation I've imagined now, please get it out of my head.