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Frotcast 665: An Affair Wife Defender
The penguin meme- Where does it come from? What does it mean? What message is the Trump administration trying to convey by sharing it? Is electing a president whose brain has been turned to beef stew by the internet good? Answers to one or two of these questions, and MORE…on this week’s Frotcast!Vince shows us why Up**xx made him expendable: so they could use that money to hire Will.I.Am. The erstwhile Black Eyed Pea was recently seen lecturing Arizona State students on why they need to buy ...
Frotcast 664: Podmaxxing with Laremy
Live from the World Economic Forum at Davos, it’s the Frotcast! We’re very proud today to be Americans, because if it wasn’t for us, the Swiss would be speaking German. Which is something we don’t do despite our prodigious intake of scat porn. Laremy Legel joins us once again, and folks, this time he has a game. It doesn’t make very much sense. Buy it now!Grok takes a break from generating synthetic child p**n in order to get to the bottom of whether or not Anne Hathaway is Jewish. She...
Frotcast 663: Predators, And We Don't Mean The Intergalactic Trophy Hunting Kind
Welcome to 2026: this shit sucks! We kick things off with a riff that’s for the old-school frotters; Matt has to interrupt us to inform us that we are inadvertently repeating a bit from nine years ago. Listen man, you try keeping this show fresh for a decade and a half! A Jew dressed in a gorilla suit to hide from Nazis is GOLD I tell ya!! At least we’re not talking about Olivia Nuzzi anymore.In this week’s How Are They This Bad At Their Jobs segment, Democrat Richie Torres introduces legi...
'Predators' Director David Osit on 'To Catch A Predator' and Its Copycats (Bonus Interview)
Apologies and congratulations if you already subscribe to The #Content Report, but in case you didn't catch it, I didn't want anyone to miss this interview with Predators director David Osit. We talk about his new documentary, Chris Hansen, To Catch A Predator, its copycats, and more!
Frotcast 662: Bugonia, Venezuela, Dookie Wanna Take Ya... feat. Brent Flyberg
Well it looks like our wish a few weeks back for things to suck less shit really blew up in our faces. Sorry about that, everyone. It turns out that the largest donor to the party that is actively obstructing the investigation into the Michael Jordan of pedophiles because our current president was best friends with said prolific pedophile owns a website that generates nudes of minors on demand. HEY GROK SHOW ME A TEN YEAR OLD’S GENITALSTo distract ourselves from the crackpot conspiracy-pilled ...
Frotcast 661: Live From the Crystal Vortex, with Sean Keane
This week, Matt is unhappily parenting, or maybe just looking for parking, in Sedona, Arizona, and Brendan is fixing an exploding pool pump, but that's no reason to fret, because we're ringing in the year with Sean Keane, from the Roundball Rock podcast and soon to be playing Cobb's Comedy Club this January 7th in San Francisco. We're discussing New Year's Eve, and how it's by far the most overrated holiday, but also mourning the death of a true poster, Mike Fossey, aka M...
Frotcast 660: I'll Have (Drugs) What He's (The President) Having, ft Allison Mick
Returning frotchamp Allison Mick re- joins the Frotcast this week to discuss her upcoming book Humboldt Cut, plus the standard farts n’ doo doo-type stuff you’ve come to expect from this deeply stupid podcast.Vanity Fair got an up-close look at the key members of the current White House cabinet. And boy, was it ever up and close. Close enough to see the lip injection marks on Karoline Leavitt’s face, in fact. The photos are so bad, and the subjects are so stupid, that we’ve blown past ...
Frotcast 659: Bad Boy For Life (In Prison)
Welcome back to another episode of the Frotcast, the only Frotcast that promises to deliver 1.05x to 1.1x the value of other Frotcasts!*Sam Altman goes on Jimmy Kimmel or Fallon or something and discusses his complete inability to raise his own child without AI. First they outsourced the factory jobs, yadda yadda yadda, when they outsourced brains everything was super awesome and everyone was happy.Speaking of which, Glenn Beck is still alive! He claims to have created an AI George Washington, w...
658: Leggo My Egg, Yo with Bobby Bigwheel
Aw yeah, another week another Frotcast. Matt is sick so we call in our backup token non-Goy, Aaron Kleinman (aka Bobby Bigwheel online), head of reseach at Heartland Media. If his appearance is popular enough, he could push Matt for podding-time. A potential Jew-B controversy, if you will.We start on a high note by discussing our country’s ongoing murder campaign against people who may or not be drug traffickers. If love is a drug, doesn’t that mean that all of us are narco-terrorist traffic...
'Death By Lightning' Creator Mike Makowsky
This past week (actually, the week before Thanksgiving, if we want to get technical) I got to interview Mike Makowsky, creator of Netflix’s Death By Lightning, for GQ. You can check out that GQ piece here.I was a big fan of the show, and it seems like I’m not alone in this (it is the beau ideal of a “dad show”). When I read the book a few years back (Candice Millard’s Destiny of the Republic) it seemed like the kind I’d love to see as a movie or show, even though those kinds of adapt...
657: Have You Heard the Good Nuzz?
This Thanksgiving, we at Frotcast HQ would like to collectively give thanks to you, our listeners. And also to RFK Jr for answering all the questions we have about what it’s like for a 70 year old guy to text you demanding you drink his cum. The question we’d still like to have answered is, “is it weirder to be the aforementioned 70 year old, or a 30 year old who’s totally into it?” This marks two straight episodes of Nuzzi discussion, let’s hope Ryan Lizza drops even more disgusting...
Mad Yourself A Man 313: Shut the Door. Have a Seat, with Katrina Davis
A Christmas Miracle for the Guys who Invented the Concept of Christmas MiraclesShut the door. Have a seat. We have some bad news. This is the last episode of this season of the pod. We also have some good news. Comedian Katrina Davis returns to talk to Matt & Vince about Mad Men season three episode thirteen, “Shut the Door. Have a Seat.”It’s nearly Christmas ‘63 and those bastards at McCann Erickson are buying Putnam, Powell, Lowe, Sterling & Cooper. Why? So they can be McCann, Erickson...
656: DO NOT REPEAT THIS INSIGHT, with Charles Star (Ugarles)
The Frotboiis are back after a bye week, and what a week it was! The House Committee on Oversight and Government Reform released 20,000 pages of documents from Financier/Relationship Adviser/Child Molester Jeffery Epstein’s estate, and we bring back Senator Lemon Gogurt (Ind, Online), who does not serve on the House Committee on Oversight and Government Reform, to discuss. Jeffrey’s brother Mark would like everyone to know that the Bubba in question who was allegedly photographed being blown...
Mad Yourself A Man 312: The Grown Ups, with Alex Goldman
Everyone Remembers Where They Were When Duck Had Sex with PeggyPour one out for Jack Kennedy and throw on this week’s episode of the pod. Host of the Hyperfixed podcast, Alex Goldman joins Matt and Vince to discuss Mad Men season three episode twelve, “The Grown Ups.”They killed Kennedy and now Don’s marriage, and Margaret’s wedding, are ruined. Betty watches a Lee Harvey Oswald die on live tv and presumably wishes it were Don instead, so she goes to her side piece to admit she wants o...
Mad Yourself A Man 311: The Gypsy and the Hobo, with David J. Roth
The Mistress and the CarRetrieve your horsemeat gabbagool, you’ll want something to nosh on while you listen to this week’s episode with David J. Roth from Defector, The Distraction, and It’s Christmastown podcasts, joining Matt and Vince to talk about Mad Men season three episode eleven, “The Gypsy and the Hobo.”In America, horses are our friends. At least that’s what David told some nice Italian folks who tried to serve him cured horse meat. In 1962, horses were both our friends, a...
655: Cuo-J Simpson; OR, The Red Apple
BRENDAN USE THIS INTRO IF CUOMO WINS AND DON’T FORGET TO DELETE THIS PARTHeyyyyyyyy guess who’s back in da New York groove? RIP Ace Frehley, a true New Yorkah and close personal friend of Mario, Andrew, Chris, and Giuseppe Cuomo! Free meatballs fa everyone!* First ordah ah business is making Zohran personally demolish the Ground Zero Mosque. USA! USA! USA! (unintelligible Staten Island sounds punctuated by crotch grabs)*Offer valid only for former Cuomo staffers who have signed an NDAOK AND ...
Mad Yourself A Man 310: The Color Blue, with Sean Keane
What’s Blue to You?Lock up your old dog tags and divorce papers before you listen to the latest episode. Comedian and co-host of the Roundball Rock podcast, Sean Keane,returns to the podcast to talk to Matt & Vince about Mad Men season three episode 10, “The Color Blue.”In the office, Don smiles for once. What is it that makes him smile? The love of his family? A job well done? A new hot mistress? No, it’s his healthy bonus. Money is the only thing that makes this guy smile, and it’s t...
Frotcast 654: Libbing on a Prayer
It’s another week in our slow, inexorable march towards death, which means more sweet content for you piggies! This week, we at Frotcast, LLC regret to inform you that A House of Dynamite was… not so dynamite. It’s supposed to be about a nuclear missile strike on America, but it’s really about people looking at computers and talking to other people on Zoom. If you think about it, it’s really wish fulfillment for what it feels like to be on Zoom. I guess it’s also wish fulfillment for...
Mad Yourself A Man 309: Wee Small Hours, with Ashley Ray
How Do You Say “On the DL” in Italian?Wake up, Conrad Hilton is calling and he wants to hear this week’s episode of the podcast right now. TV writer, comedian, and host of the TV, I Say podcast Ashley Ray returns to talk to Matt & Vince about Mad Men season three episode nine, “Wee Small Hours.”Don’s not sleeping because he’s up all night trying to please a client. Connie Hilton wants the moon and Don presumably only wants to stay up late if he gets to cheat on his wife, so neither...
Interview: 'Chad Powers' Creator Michael Waldron [Teaser]
If you're a paid subscriber, you've already seen this week's episode, with Chad Powers creator Michael Waldron. Apologies to the good piggies for the double email. If you're not a paid subscriber, consider the full interview segment posted here your official subscriber tease. Waldron, an old school FilmDrunk-head, if you can believe it, tells us all about taking a sort of throwaway sketch starring Eli Manning and turning it into a shockingly funny show starring Glen Powell (who a...
653: GigaChad Powers, w 'Chad Powers' Creator Michael Waldron
This week’s Frotcast guest: Michael Waldron, co-creator of Chad Powers on Hulu! (Previously: Heels and Loki). Don't miss the Chad Powers season finale, Tuesday, October 28. Michael is dishing the dirt and legitimizing us with his presence this week, so I thought we owed him this plug up top. Now here's the regular episode description Brendan wrote.--Hey! Hi. It’s another episode of the Frotcast, pretty much the same as the last 652 times. Yep. Anyyyywayyyy, what’s in the news???AI ...
Mad Yourself A Man 308: Souvenir, with Rachel Fisher
Roman Ball-a-dayGet your suitcase because we’re headed to Italy. On the plane, you can listen to this week’s episode of the podcast with co-host of the Hollywood Crime Scene podcast, and returning guest, Rachel Fisher joining Matt & Vince to discuss Mad Men season 3 episode eight, “Souvenir.”Betty and Don go to Rome so they can hang out with Connie Hilton at a cafe that looks like it’s in The Grove, and then hump each other’s brains out. It’s nice when the married people stop cheat...
652: Too Old to Eat Sh*t
(doing an a capella version of the two-part guitar harmony in Thin Lizzy’s classic track “The Boys Are Back in Town) Matt’s back from New York. He tells us about walkin’ ova theah and other adventures that you can only have in da Big Apple babay! Cabs! Restaurants! Dimwitted Italians! Man’s blind indifference to fellow man! It’s got it all!!!"I'm gonna listen to Gershwin and stare at a guy taking a shit!" -Matt Lieb.Matt goes on to lament having his thunder stolen by some...
Mad Yourself A Man 307: 'Seven Twenty Three,' with Kath Barbadoro
Peggy Gets DuckedStop staring at the sun for long enough to listen to this week’s episode of the podcast with comedian, co-host of the What a Time to be Alive and Lie Cheat and Steal podcasts, Kath Barbadoro joining Matt and Vince to talk about Mad Men season three episode seven, “Seven Twenty Three.”Everyone wants Don to sign a contract. Connie Hilton, Roger & Burt are all nagging at him like they’re his nagging wife, who is also nagging at him to sign the damn contract! She, of all pe...
Frotcast 651: Frick Around and Find Out, with Sean Keane
This week, the Matt's are away, so the mice will play--the mice between Vince, Brendan, and our guest, Sean Keane from the Roundball Rock podcast. What do mice love? Cheese, of course! But also talking about movie. Specifically, 'One Battle After Another.' We all get to discuss it thanks to Matt not being around, because, as we all know, Matt hates art. But before that, we're discussing Sean's trip to Vegas where he accidentally stayed in the UFC hotel and saw Jason Statham,...
Mad Yourself A Man 306: Guy Walks into an Advertising Agency, with Dave Manheim
Guy Carried Out of an Advertising AgencyEveryone get in the conference room, the podcast has a new org chart. Producer Brent is at the top, directly beneath him are hosts Matt & Vince, and right below them is this week’s guest, host of Dopey podcast, Dave Manheim, who is here to talk about Mad Men season three episode six, “Guy Walks into an Advertising Agency.”The big swinging knobs from Putnam, Powell, and Lowe show are shaking things up in the Sterling Cooper office. First, they have a ...
'The Smashing Machine' (2002) Retrospective, with John Hyams
Before it was a presumed Oscar contender starring Dwayne The Rock Johnson, The Smashing Machine was a documentary about MMA pioneer Mark Kerr, directed by John Hyams. Arguably one of the most influential documentaries of the 21st century, I was so obsessed with it that the first time I tracked down John Hyams to pepper him with questions about it was 13 damned years ago. That's right, before my retrospective about The Smashing Machine documentary was a GQ feature, it was a FilmDrunk Frotcast...
