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655: Cuo-J Simpson; OR, The Red Apple
🕑 Added 2025-11-05 11:00:13 +0000 UTCBRENDAN USE THIS INTRO IF CUOMO WINS AND DON’T FORGET TO DELETE THIS PART
Heyyyyyyyy guess who’s back in da New York groove? RIP Ace Frehley, a true New Yorkah and close personal friend of Mario, Andrew, Chris, and Giuseppe Cuomo! Free meatballs fa everyone!* First ordah ah business is making Zohran personally demolish the Ground Zero Mosque. USA! USA! USA! (unintelligible Staten Island sounds punctuated by crotch grabs)
*Offer valid only for former Cuomo staffers who have signed an NDA
OK AND IF ZOHRAN WINS, USE THIS INTRO. ONCE AGAIN, I CANNOT EMPHASIZE ENOUGH THAT YOU SHOULD DELETE THIS PART AS WE DO NOT WANT RELEVANT LAW ENFORCEMENT ORGANIZATIONS TO BECOME AWARE OF OUR SECRET CONVERSION TO ISLAM.
As-salamu alaykum my brothers and sisters, the blessed Zohran has ascended to the holy throne of Mayor of New Mecca, Alhamdulillah and all blessings to Allah. Starting tomorrow, the new city run grocery stores will open, followed by the takeover of all bodegas. The third stage, aka Sharia Law, which outlaws all grocery stores nationwide so that only our fine city may have places with food for purchase, will commence after Ramadan, Bismillahir Rahmanir Raheem. Rollout dates on forced trans conversions and ISIS draft card assignments TBD.
Thanks for listening this week, be sure to like, subscribe, and praise Allah/Bruce Springsteen.
Comments
Tom F
It was good, it was FINE.
Sydney
on my lunch break crying laughing at the rfk impressions
Mike Nickas
https://www.thecut.com/article/curtis-sliwa-wives-girlfriends.html?utm_source=insta&utm_medium=s1&utm_campaign=nym&fbclid=PAVERFWAN6JyZleHRuA2FlbQIxMQBzcnRjBmFwcF9pZA8xMjQwMjQ1NzQyODc0MTQAAac2Y52IARa_FlAYlyeofJY-4o1ZkLA-W2XAH0KKzNJq7hBtoCQnPDq1DFL9Rg_aem_0NYNW_fw-cg8LNpFz6NSsw
boysef
Oh man, top notch frotting. I only read the pod notes after and hurt my tummy laughing
Walker Schwartzman
John Rocker was supposedly one of the inspirations behind Kenny Powers, one of the greatest tv characters of all time.
Brother Isaac
Just wanted to point out that Curtis Sliwa was literally involved in pro wrestling. After “Big Boss Man” Ray Traylor jumped to WCW in the mid 90’s one of his gimmicks was “The Guardian Angel”, fully endorsed by Sliwa’s organization as seen here where he inducts Ray on WCW tv. https://youtu.be/ojS7zJxxyto?si=jQ_zWUdm37obGl_j
Mr. Pie
Tech issues Frotcast returns!!
Alysha Friedlander
Fun fact: The actress on The Pitt that Matt thinks is autistic (she's not, her sister is), is Bryan Cranston's daughter. Oh, and it was a great episode!
