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652: Too Old to Eat Sh*t
🕑 Added 2025-10-16 16:20:27 +0000 UTC(doing an a capella version of the two-part guitar harmony in Thin Lizzy’s classic track “The Boys Are Back in Town) Matt’s back from New York. He tells us about walkin’ ova theah and other adventures that you can only have in da Big Apple babay! Cabs! Restaurants! Dimwitted Italians! Man’s blind indifference to fellow man! It’s got it all!!!
"I'm gonna listen to Gershwin and stare at a guy taking a shit!" -Matt Lieb.
Matt goes on to lament having his thunder stolen by some wine moms who really give our dumbest politicians the ol’ what for on Israel. Step aside Matt, make way for Bad Hersbara! Seriously though, listen to the clip of Cory Booker glitching the fuck out when asked if Netanyahu is a war criminal. The Moscato Mommies will be our salvation.
Next up, Bari Weiss did some uhh bullshit or something. I wasn’t really paying attention to her boring ass. Oh, and Matt talks about the time he ate his own poop as a child out of sheer curiosity.
"What if the only reason you don't eat doo doo is because society says it's not polite?" -Matt Lieb.
Finally, via our friends at Defector, we hear the story of one woman’s tragic ostracization from polite society simply for saying and believing shit that has alienated everyone around her. Cancel culture is out of control! Vote Republican 2028: We Will Make People Have To Be Friends With You. That will be one billion dollars.
Comments
Goody Gumdrop
It would be so amazing if the “adult conversations” on ai were focused on, like, undoing the belief in American exceptionalism, etc.
Anthony
Right Matt
Scott Grabel
The best descriptor Matt ever gave of the pod was, “what if dicks but inside of other dicks?”
Justin Varricchione
As someone who has tried to get other people to listen to the Frotcast, I lost it at "what are the selling points of this podcast?" On another note - ask any AI to make a picture of a guy with a thin mustache. It can't do it.
Scott Grabel
Would love a rewatch of Salo, which lives at the crossroads of Antifa and shit eating. 🇮🇹
Lapsed Pacifist
ChatGPT can never replace that guy who used to post Frotcast erotica in the comments.
Ben Hoffman
Danny Thomas was into the glass bottom boats. Apologize to Steve Allen!
GummyBearGod
It’s not a moose school it’s a regular school
David Anderson
Matt was asking the big questions and exploring the limits of humanity since forever, Respect. 💩
Jordan
Listening to the poo eating section of the podcast gave me an upset tummy great one as usual fellas 👍🏽
Mr. Pie
Thin Lizzy? More like Thin Glizzy
