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657: Have You Heard the Good Nuzz?
🕑 Added 2025-11-26 19:47:30 +0000 UTCThis Thanksgiving, we at Frotcast HQ would like to collectively give thanks to you, our listeners. And also to RFK Jr for answering all the questions we have about what it’s like for a 70 year old guy to text you demanding you drink his cum. The question we’d still like to have answered is, “is it weirder to be the aforementioned 70 year old, or a 30 year old who’s totally into it?” This marks two straight episodes of Nuzzi discussion, let’s hope Ryan Lizza drops even more disgusting revelations over the holiday so we can shoot for three. Chuck Grassley POV video? Lauren Boebert interracial gangbang? Mitch McConnell Goatse?
Next, thanks to Elon Musk of all people, we now know that the last decade of American politics has mostly been about literally making up a guy to be mad about. Yep, it turns out that the platform that Elon tried to back out of buying due to the bot problem has a bot problem. We’re sorry you had to find out all those hot patriotic fefos of yours are actually a Macedonian guy.
In this week’s big news, our Big Beautiful President has successfully bullied Paramount into making Rush Hour 4. No word yet on how exactly 71 year old Jackie Chan is going to be able to make that happen, but surely this will be the feat that finally earns the big man his Nobel Peace Prize. Brett Ratner redemption arc, here we come (while eating shrimp cocktail)!
Have a great holiday everyone, Happy Thanksgiving to you and your new life partner Dragomir.
Comments
Dan M
I know this is is longshot for a new series podcast, but how about 'Melrose Yourself a Place?'
Ynkken
Now you’ve got a problem is one of the best riffs I’ve heard in years jfc hahahaha
Chris Meighen
Or could it be that rich cunts can’t spell ‘cause they’re dumb as fuck? Much, much more likely
ImGonnaCuomoAllOverYourFredo
turkey is for zionists..im making ribs n beans and homemade cornbread
