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Casual Heroing, Chapter 108
Read-y Link (Mobile Optimized Reader)2/5 chapters this week!UNIONS!? ⚒⚒⚒Next chapter comes out tomorrow!Remember to check out how to Become a Beta Reader if you want to read even more unedited chapters!.............Chapter 108 – Breakroom, Pt. 2I will be completely honest; I never understood what enticed people about the whole idea of ‘knights.’ I can barely stand the plasticky gym wear that men wear to lift weights… imagine sweaty metal so close to your crotch! I mean, why? What h...
Casual Heroing, Chapter 107
Only five chapters this week because I'm very deep into the plotting of Casual Heroing. Chapters after 125 should feel much, much better than all that came before. However, I'm still adjusting to trying to raise quality and quantity at once.For those who don't know, I simply post as many chapters as I managed to write during the previous week.This week, that number is five.———————Read-y Link (Mobile Optimized Reader)1/5 chapters this week!Next chapter comes out tomorrow...
Casual Heroing, Chapter 106
Read-y Link (Mobile Optimized Reader)7/7 chapters this week!SMOOTHER! 🧈🧈🧈Next chapter comes out tomorrow!Remember to check out how to Become a Beta Reader if you want to read even more unedited chapters!.............Chapter 106 – A Thousand LeavesI am resting for a second in the break room while everyone is busy cooking their puff pastries. Man, I am still amazed by the fact that I’m not a walking zombie at the moment. Again, I must have slept less than three hours—heck, less than...
Casual Heroing, Chapter 105
Read-y Link (Mobile Optimized Reader)6/7 chapters this week!SMOOTH LIKE BUTTER! 🧈🧈🧈Next chapter comes out in a second!Remember to check out how to Become a Beta Reader if you want to read even more unedited chapters!.............Chapter 105 – Butter Me UpWe really have a lot of butter," I say to Clodia while I stare into the massive storage room—basically, it’s a whole building to the left of Happy Bakery that has been repurposed to that.“We have always kept a surplus of but...
Casual Heroing, Chapter 104
Read-y Link (Mobile Optimized Reader)5/7 chapters this week!MORE BREAD! 🍞🍞🍞Next chapter comes out tomorrow!Remember to check out how to Become a Beta Reader if you want to read even more unedited chapters!.............Chapter 104 – Bread Talks"Put all the mother yeast and the flour in; we'll add cold water bit by bit," I say, my eyes darting over the group of girls in their pink aprons. "If the heat gets to the dough, it'll kill the yeast. That's why I'm ha...
Casual Heroing, Chapter 103
Read-y Link (Mobile Optimized Reader)4/7 chapters this week!BREAD! 🍞🍞🍞Next chapter comes out tomorrow!Remember to check out how to Become a Beta Reader if you want to read even more unedited chapters!.............Chapter 103 – 1,000 poundsEven though I barely slept a couple of hours before Antoninus and Lucillus escorted me to Happy Bakery, I feel like I might have slept a full night in the arms of my big-chested future wife. Truly, I must have been among the peaks of the bosom Goddes...
Slight Delay
The chapters are coming out as said (they are already edited and all) but the proofreader is very busy these days. Today’s chapter will come out tomorrow.
Casual Heroing, Chapter 102
Read-y Link (Mobile Optimized Reader)3/7 chapters this week!A WHAT!? 🦸♂️🦸♂️🦸♂️Next chapter comes out tomorrow!Remember to check out how to Become a Beta Reader if you want to read even more unedited chapters!.............Chapter 102 – Hero Class?With a soft click, the door closed behind me, sealing off the world outside. I exhaled, relieved. Finally, I’d get some rest.I had instructed Tiberius and Quintus to wake me up when it was time for my shift at the Happy ...
Casual Heroing, [Corporal] Interlude
Read-y Link (Mobile Optimized Reader)2/7 chapters this week!PROBLEMATIC PEOPLE! ⚔⚔⚔Next chapter comes out tomorrow!Remember to check out how to Become a Beta Reader if you want to read even more unedited chapters!.............[Corporal] Interlude - AppiusDusk draped itself over Epretos, casting long shadows across the military compound. The fading light painted the sky in brilliant hues of orange and red, while the air hung heavy with palpable tension as if sensing the approaching storm.Ap...
Casual Heroing, Red Like Love - Interlude
Read-y Link (Mobile Optimized Reader)1/7 chapters this week!TALK ABOUT RED FLAGS!️ ⚡⚡⚡1Next chapter comes out tomorrow!Remember to check out how to Become a Beta Reader if you want to read even more unedited chapters!.............Red Like Love Interlude - LucindaLucinda stood in the center of Master Iacchus's shop, patiently waiting for him to complete the work on truth-stones and other everyday items, such as enchanted pens and message parchment, commissioned by the Watch.And she wa...
Beta Reader Success and Call to Arms
Recruiting Beta Readers to try and increase my release rate has definitely worked.We had an average of 4 chapters a week in March and April had ~5. This week, there will be seven chapters out. The main reason for this is having advanced feedback to go by from the beta readers.I want to publicly thank all of them: Aaron, HeartHawk, Ari, and JS.That said, I want to also say that chapter 132 has just been released and soon the releases for beta readers will be on par with my private backlog up to 1...
Casual Heroing, Chapter 101
NEXT WEEK THERE'S GOING TO BE ONE CHAPTER A DAY!Oh yeah, baby, I made it. It took a lot of work this week and half a nervous breakdown, but I still managed to get 7 chapters written this week. So damn happy about it.Read-y Link (Mobile Optimized Reader)5/5 chapters this week!LAST PART OF THE DATE!️💞💞💞Next chapter comes out on Monday!Remember to check out how to Become a Beta Reader if you want to read even more unedited chapters!.............Chapter 101 – Date Night, EpilogueIre...
Casual Heroing, Chapter 100
Read-y Link (Mobile Optimized Reader)4/5 chapters this week!MORE AND MORE OF THE DATE!️💞💞💞Next chapter comes out tomorrow!Remember to check out how to Become a Beta Reader if you want to read even more unedited chapters!.............Chapter 100 - Date Night, Part 6“I would have never thought I’d be kissing a Human,” Irene says as her dark eyes look deeply into mine.“I never thought it would take me this long before I kissed an Elf,” I reply with a cheeky grin.Irene takes on ...
Casual Heroing, Chapter 99
Read-y Link (Mobile Optimized Reader)3/5 chapters this week!MORE AND MORE OF THE DATE!️💞💞💞Next chapter comes out tomorrow!Remember to check out how to Become a Beta Reader if you want to read even more unedited chapters!.............Chapter 99 - Date Night, Part 5Peacocks have a great point, ok? How so?These are the things you need to impress a woman and have a fantastic date – Joey style: 1. Relax, shut up, and listen to her. Ask her relevant questions without being intrusive. This...
Casual Heroing, Chapter 98
Read-y Link (Mobile Optimized Reader)2/5 chapters this week!MORE AND MORE OF THE DATE!️💞💞💞Next chapter comes out tomorrow!Remember to check out how to Become a Beta Reader if you want to read even more unedited chapters!.............Chapter 98 – Date Night, Part 4“So, you really care about your family, don’t you?”For the first time tonight, I see Irene stumbling on an answer. She looks at her glass for a second, pondering.“I just want them to try your food.”She smiles at m...
Which do you want to read first in the Casual Heroing Universe?
Some know that Casual Heroing is a spinoff of I'm Not a Competitive Necromancer, some don't. But the point is that the current universe I'm writing in is something that was plotted over half a year with the help my previous editor.There are other POVs that are instrumental to the endgame of the series.I don't know if they will ever be successful enough to justify writing them, but time has come to give it a shot.So, I come here to ask youwhat do you want to read first?they will s...
Casual Heroing, Chapter 97
Working hard to try and post 6 chapters next week! Let's pray! 🙏🏻Read-y Link (Mobile Optimized Reader)1/5 chapters this week!MORE OF THE DATE!️💞💞💞Next chapter comes out tomorrow!Remember to check out how to Become a Beta Reader if you want to read even more unedited chapters!.............Chapter 97 – Date Night, Part 3“The Leafdrift blends extremely well with these… what did you call them?”“Burgers. Hamburgers.”“With these burgers,” she speaks the word slowly...
Casual Heroing, Chapters 96
Read-y Link (Mobile Optimized Reader)5/5 chapters this week!LET THE DATE CONTINUE!️💞💞💞Next chapter comes out Monday, April 24th!Remember to check out how to Become a Beta Reader if you want to read even more unedited chapters!.............Chapter 96 – Date Night, Part 2“Are you actually disappointed?” Irene looks at my frown.“Well, I thought she was after me-me, if you know what I mean. Not after my baking skills.”“Is it that important now? Considering you actually invited...
Casual Heroing, Chapter 95
Read-y Link (Mobile Optimized Reader)4/5 chapters this week!LET THE DATE BEGIN!️💞💞💞Next chapter comes out tomorrow!Remember to check out how to Become a Beta Reader if you want to read even more unedited chapters!.............Chapter 95 – Date Night, Part 1I finally shake off the strange sensation from my meditation attempt and look around the room. Magic is fascinating, but I need to focus on the present. Tonight, I have my first date with an Elf, and I can't afford to be lost ...
Casual Heroing, Chapter 94
Read-y Link (Mobile Optimized Reader)THE LAST LITTLE BIT OF MAGIC BEFORE THE DATE! 🧙🏻♂️💖🧙🏻♂️3/5 chapters this week!Next chapter comes out tomorrow!Remember to check out how to Become a Beta Reader if you want to read even more unedited chapters!.............Chapter 94 – Mana Capacity‘All descendants of Magister Mulligan have received thorough care based on his instructions. Growing up in an environment rich with Mana and being subjected to Mana Immersion – that...
Casual Heroing, Chapter 93
Read-y Link (Mobile Optimized Reader)LITTLE BIT OF MAGIC 🧙🏻♂️🧙🏻♂️🧙🏻♂️2/5 chapters this week!Next chapter comes out tonight because I forgot to click publish last night 😑Remember to check out how to Become a Beta Reader if you want to read even more unedited chapters!.............Chapter 93 – Waiting for the SparkTruffles had babbled a lot about meeting a weird woman in the forest, who, apparently, invited both of us to the nobility’s party. Honestly?...
Casual Heroing, Chapter 92
Read-y Link (Mobile Optimized Reader)WHAT COLOR?! 🔴🔴🔴1/5 chapters this week!Next chapter comes out tomorrow!Remember to check out how to Become a Beta Reader if you want to read even more unedited chapters!.............Chapter 92 – Trufflin’Chapter Note: For those who may have forgotten, Truffles cannot read. It shouldn’t be surprising if he misspells or doesn’t know the right name and category of things.TrufflesI walked through the Valerii forest with great purpose, carefully s...
Casual Heroing, Alchemical Interlude
Read-y Link (Mobile Optimized Reader)POTIONS! 🍹🍹🍹5/5 chapters this week!Next chapter comes out tomorrow!Remember to check out how to Become a Beta Reader if you want to read even more unedited chapters!.............Alchemical Interlude – TrufflesAlchemy meant taking useless things and forging them into great potions, ointments, and elixirs.I still remember when I was a child, and my father tried to teach me how to sing. Both my parents were high-level [Bards] who went around singing a...
Casual Heroing, Chapter 91
Read-y Link (Mobile Optimized Reader)FEARS?! 💀💀💀4/5 chapters this week!Next chapter comes out tomorrow!Remember to check out how to Become a Beta Reader if you want to read even more unedited chapters!.............Chapter 91 – Fears“Plinius, Plinius, show us again! Again!” The crowd of kids shouted at the man.The sergeant laughed heartily, swinging the wooden sword and activating [Grand Slash], a skill he had honed through his combat expertise on the battlefield.In a real demonstr...
Casual Heroing, Chapter 90
Read-y Link (Mobile Optimized Reader)FEAR?! 💀💀💀3/5 chapters this week!Next chapter comes out tomorrow!Remember to check out how to Become a Beta Reader if you want to read even more unedited chapters!.............Chapter 90 – Fear"Stay still! Yooo!" I bellow at the man, who is laughing so hard his body shakes like a leaf in the wind while I attempt to trim his hair. My scissors’ rhythmic snipping is drowned out by the cacophony of his laughter. “Goddammit!” I say as I cu...
Casual Heroing, Chapter 89
Read-y Link (Mobile Optimized Reader)LEARNING WHAT?! 📖📖📖2/5 chapters this week!Next chapter comes out tomorrow!Remember to check out how to Become a Beta Reader if you want to read even more unedited chapters!.............Chapter 89 – ReadingI have been avoiding Truffles.I’m walking toward the camp, and I’m feeling tremendouslyanxious about this.I’ll be very honest with you; I feel so guilty that I would gladly dig myself a hole and stay in it for the rest of my life if it was u...
Casual Heroing, Chapter 88
Read-y Link (Mobile Optimized Reader)1/5 chapters this week!Next chapter comes out tomorrow!Remember to check out how to Become a Beta Reader if you want to read even more unedited chapters!.............Chapter 88 – Open Hearts“So, are you going to tell Lucinda that you decided to dabblein magic again?”I almost face-plant on the floor when Flaminia sneaks the question in while we are having breakfast together in the break room.“Yo!” I say, outraged, “Don’t do me dirty like that, gi...
Casual Heroing, Chapter 87
Read-y Link (Mobile Optimized Reader)WORKING ENCHANTMENTS OUT! 🤖🤖🤖4/4 chapters this week!Next chapter comes out on Tuesday! Sorry, but my mom is visiting Sunday/Monday/Tuesday.Remember to check out how to Become a Beta Reader if you want to read even more unedited chapters!.............Chapter 87 – Pastry Bagging“Bronze is not actually the best element to work food with,” I tell Tiberius and Quintus as we walk toward Happy Bakery.I slept for quite a bit after I came home.I had wan...
Poll: Are you interested in a changelog?
I love to try new startup software, especially those in beta. However, I never start paying subscriptions if there's no clear roadmap nor changelog to see at what rate work has been done.I realized that web serials have a lot in common with fresh startups building new tools.I think it would be interesting for you readers to see at which rate I make progress on Casual Heroing since you are giving me your money. I'd put updates in a post here or a dedicated page formatted like:March 29 Dra...
Casual Heroing, Chapter 86
Read-y Link (Mobile Optimized Reader)BUILDING TIME! ⚙⚙⚙3/4 chapters this week!Next chapter comes out tomorrow!Remember to check out how to Become a Beta Reader if you want to read even more unedited chapters!.............Chapter 86 – Bread MixerHeh.Sadly, I wasn't able to complete my studies on time, forcing me to return to work before I could experiment with my enchanting idea. Now, what I'm about to share may sound absurd, but bear with me.My greatest skill in baking is decorat...
