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A Full Butt and Nowhere to Go
The recent cold spell froze my pipes. I hadn’t had water in my apartment for six days, and it was starting to put a horrible strain on my bowels. The first few days weren’t that bad, honestly. You’d be surprised how rarely you need to go when you know that you can’t. It’s almost a subconscious thing. But, today, the weight and pressure in my guts was becoming unbearable. I paced around my apartment, trying to think of a plan. The toilet bowl was dry as bone and wouldn’t flush. I cou...
My Worst Bathroom Decision
C. C. decides to pull a prank and take a dump on a public bathroom floor. Things, unfortunately, do not go as planned and lead to soul-crushing public humiliation. I didn't need to shit that badly. Or, at least, that's what I thought at the time. I was at Office Depot with my dad. It was the middle of summer. I was home from college and had been lounging around the house, bored out of my mind. He suggested that I go on his errands with him, and I agreed, which was a mistake because now I...
[Comm] Ji-Woo's Butterslide Wedgie
Inspired by this web game: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwvucGRboc8 “Ji-Woo, do you have a moment?” Ji-Woo’s physics professor called to her at the end of class. Ji-Woo arched an eyebrow. “Sure, Professor. What’s up?” Her professor had a big beaming smile on his face. “We have an amazing opportunity for some extra credit, a wonderful opportunity, especially for a science major like yourself.” Ji-Woo smiled eagerly. “Well, I’m always ready for some extra work!” The profes...
Lynx Girl is Not Flexible Enough
Would you help her clean her hard-to-reach places?
Zelda's Suction Strip (Scat Version)
In a surprise final update to Smash Ultimate, Luigi’s throws were changed from the Poltergust plunger extending like a grappling hook to a powerful vacuum attack… 3-2-1 GO!!! The match started and the quickplay Luigi ran toward Princess Zelda at top speed. His eyes were vacant, filled with only one thought: grabbing Zelda and taking her stock with his infamous zero-to-death combo. Zelda instinctively shielded, a blue bubble appearing around her. A fatal mistake. Luigi pulled out his ghost-c...
Zelda's Suction Strip
In a surprise final update to Smash Ultimate, Luigi’s throws were changed from the Poltergust plunger extending like a grappling hook to a powerful vacuum attack… 3-2-1 GO!!! The match started and the quickplay Luigi ran toward Princess Zelda at top speed. His eyes were vacant, filled with only one thought: grabbing Zelda and taking her stock with his infamous zero-to-death combo. Zelda instinctively shielded, a blue bubble appearing around her. A fatal mistake. Luigi pulled out his ghost-c...
Art Commission Sheet
Been getting a couple of questions about art commissions, so I decided to put this together. Because there's a lot of variables and no way for me to sell commissions as a product outside of membership perks, all art commissions are PayPal only for now.
Ballbusting at the Break of Dawn
Dana the dorm manager insists that all of the men in her dorm wake up early in the morning. If they don't, she will gladly punish their testicles as "motivation"...Below is a preview. Patreon guidelines mean I cannot post the full story to Patreon. Patrons at the $2 tier or higher can continue to the end of this preview where they can read the full story through an exclusive off-site link. Ryan slung his duffel bag over his shoulder and walked into the dorm building. Tall and olive s...
Dixie Kong's Scat Attack
A scene from this story: Mr. Sakurai Presents Dixie Kong! | Patreon
Fetish Short Story Commissions Open!
Commissions are open with either Paypal or Patreon payment options. You can request commissions by messaging me and I'll send you a PayPal invoice, or by subscribing to the Patreon commission tiers. In addition to commissions, you'll get access to over 30 exclusive stories and exclusive art access!Prices are:$30 for up to 1,000 words$45 for 1,000-2,000 words$60 for 2,000-3,000 wordsI will write:ENF/CMNF, ENM/CFNM, omorashi, scat (desperation, panty-pooping, messing, or shitting on someon...
[Request] Dylan's Messy Wedgie
“Please, please, please I really need to go…” Dylan squirmed and danced. He couldn’t stand still. The needs inside his jiggling, enormous ass and bursting bladder radiated through his body and wracked this entire nervous system with itching, squirming, screaming pulses. Each of Dylan’s fat butt cheeks shook in his jeans, straining against the fabric. Between his cheeks, his pathetic animal movements would occasionally make his jeans ride up his deep ass crack. His bladder was so full ...
Flushed Down the Airplane Toilet
Veronica accidentally flushes herself face-first down the airplane's toilet. Unfortunately, the rest of the passengers still need to pee... Veronica hated flying. She hated sitting for hours on a plane. She hated having to be this close to all of these other, gross people, and she hated that the stewardess was taking so long to refill her drink. “WAITRESS!” The stewardess, whose name tag said Cammie, and whose eyebrows were twitching with frustration, rushed down the aisle. “Yes ma’a...
Using my Psychic Powers to Punish a Pervert
He had been skulking around the women’s section all day. I saw him shuffling around the mannequins as I restocked the clothes. Before that, he had been standing outside the restrooms while I was in charge of the cash register. He would slide up to women and give them his card, for some sort of “modelling job,” and then when they were walking away, he’d take pictures of them with his phone, the biggest, smarmiest grin on his face and a grotesque bulge in the front of his pants. He was ab...
[Comm] Ruby's Pancakes: A RWBY Toilet Story, Part 3 - Episode of JNPR
Pyrrha sneaked out of bed before the rest of her teammates. She scuttled down the hall all the way to the dorm’s bathroom with the urge trembling and squirming in her rectum. Pyrrha had gotten an unfortunate reputation as a professional toilet-clogger with her team. Her rigorous training sessions and her heavy diet of protein and fiber resulted in monstrous, long, and girthy turds that left the dorm toilet full and broken and useless every time she used it. As a result, Pyrrha tried to take c...
Bumblebee Girl "Collecting Pollen"
I've decided that her name is Bumbelina
Ridden by Girl Goblins in the Dungeon (Censored)
They're more annoying than Zubats
Schoolteacher's Massive Shit
Rani's first day as a schoolteacher is interrupted by a desperate urge to shit. With only a few minutes before class starts, it seems that her only option is to shit in the boys room... Rani set up her desk in her classroom, smiling to herself. She adjusted the pencils on her desk in orderly rows and made sure there were fresh dry erase markers for the whiteboard. This was her class as a teacher, and she wanted everything to be perfect. She looked at the clock and saw that she had fifteen mi...
[Comm] Holly's Blowjob Bootcamp
The next commissioned story, a new installment of the Hazed Holly series, is too extreme to be uploaded to Patreon. The story can be read on DeviantArt: [Comm] Holly's Blowjob Bootcamp by CrazyColumbina on DeviantArt and ao3: Holly's Blowjob Bootcamp - CrazyColumbina - Original Work [Archive of Our Own]
Community Request Poll Update (May 2025)
The patron who submitted the YouTube prankster idea decided to pull their request, so the stripping/wedgie/messing story is the automatic winner.
