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🕑 Added 2026-02-08 17:35:04 +0000 UTC
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The Devil Kitty
We lie in a society that involves other women picking at our looks more than guys do. Only took me 30+ years to figure that out!
Alex_the_Mad
Uhhh.....You look good. Why do you need make up?
Pizzacake Comics
Hehe awww ❤️
Lucas O'Connor
Pretzels is güd
Sleepy John
“How about Botox injections?” “Will that make me look younger?” “No, it’ll make you look like someone who’s had Botox injections."
Exodiafinder687
Trying to make Ellen less ugly is like trying to make Mount Everest less short. Though if you ever need help I’m always willing to give you a facial. 👀
The Devil Kitty
I figure it's a case of just getting a few products you like (they have spray the makes your makeup notsmudge now!). Piling everything on your face seems too likely to end up looking like clown makeup. But soft pretzels are ALWAYS the answer!
Pizzacake Comics
Aww thanks 🥰
Jeremy Umpleby
Huh? I'm pretty sure I've seen a photo of Ellen (accidentally) SFW cosplaying as her character, and I'm not sure what she's talking about.
Maggie Strasser
I’m 67. Never wore any makeup my entire life. I smile when I think of all the money I’ve saved.
CanDude
My mind is boggled by the sheer amount of options for *everything* now. And why must everything have an app??? 😵💫
Otter Saurus
Oooh, there's definitely a possible lewd ending to this!
Addi B
Relatable
