Reasonable Rates

Afunnythinghappedtome

UR (Faye and Bubbles) should definitely charge for advice. Intracranical mainenance.

Alex Borders

I always suspected it was Faye who priced the 'good advice' at CoD, and not Dora. So Bubbles has been a good influence - her prices are more reasonable (and she no longer has the sliding scale of different prices for 'advice' and 'good advice').

dcy665 .

Great suggestion, hard to do.

Bill Marcum

Inflation.

Five cents, please.

Mark B

Jeph, just alter your pen pressure sensitivity if you're having to press too hard and want to keep your normal brush sizes.

Kurt Roithinger

ah, crap. you guys can pillory me for this. i deserve it. but my willpower to do stupid things is nigh non-existent these days. so with that in mind... T H I C C ...

One might say you'll be broadening your horizons with a thicker brush

Bagge

See, I TOLD the this is where the money is

Shane Wegner

Is Union Robotics bringing in so much income they can afford pro-bono freebies? Anyway, Mille bought butt implants, she's got some expendable income.

Sleepy John

You got your robot fixed, didn’t you? Pay up.

Douglas E. Smith

Union Robotics attends to all your AI needs: repairs, sprays, relationship advice.

BobC

That's right. Only the snark is free at CoD. All others pay cash.

Michael Boettger

#3499

Hawkeye

Man. If only I could get solid relationship advice for $15. My life would be so much better.

Michael Boettger

Millie got the returning customer rate

Captain Button

That waitress charged Clinton a lot more for relationship advice.

William Karr

Put that shit in my hand... (Exactly where my mind went too!)

Joe

& then the Lord has to send new tablets down from the mountain. what?? it's not??!!

Joe

Bubs in panel 4 is beyond perfect. 💕

Spacey02111

fifteen bucks little man.....

William Cole

It's MUCH cheaper advice than that place where Clinton got his pity milkshake.

Jawes

Haaaaaang on....Bubbles is wearing one of Faye's old shirts! <3

Michael Boettger

Inflation.

Michael Boettger

QC exists in the alt-timeline that doesn't include bad things.

Remember Coffee of Doom? I think we need to clone Jeph because I need about 50 comics a day to get through this quarantine <3

Joseph Houk

Gee, Lucy only asked for 5 cents...

Shawn K. Younkin

Personally, I would love to see what Coffee of Doom's advice would have been....

Shawn K. Younkin

She could charge more.... she has nice shoulders.

Andrew

For only $5 extra, she'll give you a shoulder to cry on!

Adam Friedlander

I'm picturing Faye and Bubs at Lucy's psychiatric help stand from Peanuts.

Kyle Major

Robo works, stencils and non accredited therapy

Is Coffee of Doom still open during the COVID-19 pandemic? Haven't seen it in a while!

Bailey Tighe

Jeph, no breaking tablets. Those are expensive. Like a new ass.

Michael Boettger

Faye is developing a head for business. And $15 is dinner.

I instantly ship all of your combos.