We Know How It Is

The condom cannon is full of a dismembered er1ka moen.

Matthew Van Gangelen

Joel Bateman. Thank you. I thought it said Happy Songs for Angry Pandas.

Lind

Oh hey the Mogwai poster is back. I don't know if that's been gone for ages or if I just haven't noticed it, but hey.

Lucy

Good comic. Can't help but think this would be better if there was 90% more legs.

Bruce Steinberg

I went to a memorial service with broomstick air guitars and confetti cannons once. It was beautiful. 💙

jimbo

"happy songs for happy panda"-ermm, am I reading that right?

Daniel Rydberg

Who are these characters btw? They don’t seem to have any robotic parts or huge asses.

Daryl Resplandor

Congrats!

Michael Landis

Truly wild that this page drops the day that I find out I got into an Ivy League school.

awgiedawgie

It occurs to me that if Pintsize did indeed have a confetti cannon, he probably would have been waiting with it and fired it as soon as Claire announced that she had passed.

Andrew Armstrong

This made me laugh so much I really should have taken a shot of Ventolin first ;-)

Lightsabr2

The only AI we haven't seen in a while...

Can't blame a man for having good taste in music

Bagge

Go claire!

Am Queue

At the crotch, or artfully glued in a spray across his face and neck?

Chong Go

Yeah, that's where I was waiting for the joke!

awgiedawgie

You actually think he’d have a <i>small</i> confetti cannon?

zing zang zoom

*15 years and Martin still has his mogwai poster*

MikeT

Decocking the condom canon might cause all kinds of issues

jeremiahb89

I remember when Pintsize had a laser cannon built in before it was removed!

Bailey Tighe

Long time, no mention, Pintsize!

NekoIncardine

No, no, we need to decock the cock cannon, launching dildoes like that is dangerous in an apartment complex. Confetti out of the cock cannon is much safer and also more confusing.

Mad Marie

Turns out that it does have actual confetti, but it’s all white and affixed in exactly the place on pintsize’s body one would expect.

MiqoRems

The real question is how he fit all those cocks in the confetti cannon to begin with

Autographedcat

Also, it turns out "decock" isn't a metaphor...

Trigon Manthree

In Soviet Russia, Chekhov's Cannon is spelled with an H. Unless the cannon is helming a starship.

The Condom/Confetti Cannon is for those times when the Arbor Day banner just isn't enough

Elf Sternberg

"Dammit, Party Cannon, we've talked about this!"

Summer Sudbrink

Decock the confetti cannon, deconfetti the cock cannon, poor Pintsize never gets to have any fun.

Thomas Halpin

Great, now we have Chekov's CondomFetti Cannon somewhere off screen on a hair trigger

Sleepy John

EVERYBODY needs celebrations!

Vilinda

I mean... Yeah, probably.

Tamara Macadam

i want a condom cannon

BobC

Revolting.

dirtknight

omg the head kiss 😭

Joel Bateman

Oh! Happy Songs for Happy People

Ian Wolfe

WE'VE BEEN DENIED PINTSIZE SHENANIGANS?!?! REVOLT!!!

Joel Bateman

I'm trying to read the whiteboard.

Captain Button

Be careful setting off cannons around Bubbles, might trip undesirable reflexes.

Katherine Prewitt

Samesies

Michael Boettger

Milestones. And baby steps in their relationship. I love these two.

PlasticArmyMan

Yeah, he has to take all the cocks out

Bob Gilmore

“De cock”. Heh.