Boomf

Bill Hall

Ouch! Like, the world’s worst paper cuts!

Joe

a mythbusters callout. this really is the perfect comic universe.

Jan Szejko

I was expecting unwrapped condoms.

Jan Szejko

all the glitter is gold (sorry)

Ashley Thomas

aww thats sweet. he did what she wanted and tested and made sure not to hurt them. i really think hes grown over the years.

Sleepy John

Shoulda used glitter. You never get rid of all the glitter.

Andrew

Modelled off who though... hmm... maybe from back when Faye was a target for his ballistic romantic overtures?

Autographedcat

Pintsize has two molds for pouring his ballistic gel. One shaped like a torso with prominent boobs, and the other is shaped like a butt.

Mark

Mythbusters was where I first heard of ballistics gel, so it's an understandable association.

Mark

Is 'fucking' just an intensifier here, or an adjective? :-)

Dean Reilly

May mentioned that he rents out processor time.

J. Michael

I'm about freaked that I had the same idea here.

Matthew Foweraker

That's Pintsize, carefully tested and safe shenanigins. Utter Chaos, Zero Danger.

melloncollic

All hail the Chekhov.

James Dore

“If you introduce a gun in act 1, it must be fired by act 5...”

MikeT

I reject your reality and substitute Pintsize's!

Shane Wegner

Who is funding Pintsize? Does the Companions program have some government grants or EC or artillect seed funding? Does have have some patents or screenwriter royalties coming in? Is he mining Ethereum on his processor while he sleeps? I feel like he may have mentioned but I don't remember.

LowEndLem

you have my attention

Andrew

Picture this: Beeps & Pintsize hosting a very unique mythbusters show.

John Fiala

Wow, Pintsize really is trying to be a better person, isn't he? I mean, he's still crude, but now he's trying to be nicer and just making jokes about him being crude. (By which I mean, I don't think Pintsize did such testing, but is making fun of his reputation as a joke.)

Andrew

What about that Aerogel Stardust probe NASA launched a while back, does that just about hit your trifecta?

Bagge

This was really the best case scenario

Alex H.

He has been there before: https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2574. I wouldn't be surprised if he's not welcome back.

Thomas Halpin

Hooray!

awgiedawgie

Oh yeah. You <i>never</i> get that stuff out. I'm <i>still</i> finding glitter in my room from a play our school did 5 years ago. And I wasn't even <i>in</i> the play!

Captain Button

Like anyone would take Pintsize's word on that...

at0m

For breasts popping out of a shirt, probably

Czarzhan

He's always cared. His shtick always been inflicting awkwardness and emotional discomfort, not physical damage. (But I think he gets some form of gratification when damage is inflicted on *him* )

Czarzhan

When Marten mentioned condoms the other day, I assumed unwrapped (but otherwise unsullied) condoms.

Joseph Bonnar

I admit to having a head cannon of my own... https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/0/0d/new.png

Joseph Bonnar

Wishing you the best, Camille. Bless you and yours. :)

Shawn K. Younkin

Pintsize cares!!

Joseph Bonnar

He may keep ballistic gelatin in the fridge, but bets are he buys them from Beepatrice. Who gets it at her real job, wholesale. (Stress testing sex toys DEMANDS ballistic gelatin.)

Dylan T

Im 99% sure I've seen 'boomf' used as an onomatopoeia in a hentai before.

Summer Sudbrink

Also known as deadly ninja throwing rubbers.

Nicholas Lopez

It's looks like it says Confettinator 3000, but I could be wrong

Summer Sudbrink

Shuricondoms

Nicholas Lopez

At least Pintsize was courtious to not use condoms

Chase the Dragon

It was a question more for jeph because his orig copy is probably higher quality. I should have designated. My bad.

Carl Fink

How come nobody invites Pintsize to the coffee shop? They don't keep Momo or Winslow locked in their homes. (I know Pintsize isn't actually locked in, but he never leaves any more.) He literally saved their lives from Vespabot, back in the day.

Carl Fink

I zoomed in to individual pixels. It's just jagged lines.

Peter McDevitt

the cannon is now canon.

JD

I can't believe Pintsize was smart and nice enough to test out the condoms on the gelatin first.

Vianki Bruenderman

Him face in panel three. Wholesome.

the reasons being he fucks it

BobC

I'm looking for a project that combines ballistic gelatin with ballistic nylon on a ballistic missile. Anyone?

R L

Pintsize is my fucking hero

Hi Jeph just wanted to say thanks since as of today I came out to my friends and GF as trans!!!!! Thanks to your comic I've felt confident !

Anthony Gaglianese

Pintsize: Answering the real questions with perversions of science since 2003

Miyaa

Wonder if Pintsize has discussed what condoms do to gelatin with Beeps?

Michael Boettger

Good call there Pintsize. Facial and upper body lacerations would put a damper on any celebrations.

Douglas E. Smith

I suspect he ALWAYS has a block of ballistic gel on hand...for reasons.

Chase the Dragon

What's the gun called? I can't read the label on it.

Andrea Andrew

Have we done this before, with Dora and Tai’s engagement? Either way, I guess if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.

Tamara Macadam

could be worse, couldve been glitter

EnterTheHero

This is now my favorite sound effect ever.

Alacrity Fitzhugh

... there it is!

Jackie Horn

BOOMF