How To Party

Michele Williams

Is there a muffin button?

or pants.

*heh*heh*heh* He said "peg"!

Alternate fourth line: "She sought notoriety"

Damien

Long as no one invites the shame orb

Especially if you apply some of that good herb...

pilgrim3

If you have condoms, you don't need t-shirts.

dcy665 .

You like condoms via tee shirt cannons then. Okay.

pilgrim3

I prefer the first option. Let's ask Pintsize his opinion.

Mark

Nice effort, although 'party' is a syllable short of being a fully functional limerick rhyme for 'anxiety', i.e. there is no unstressed syllable in 'party' between the stressed one and the rhyming one, whereas there is one in 'anxiety'.

Mark

I have the vague recollection that Roko's bread fetish doesn't extend to other baked (as it were) goods, if that's what you meant.

Ace

Ooh, I wonder what variety of anthropomorphic animal weed smells like to robots!

Julia Allen-Hesse

I mean, jazz/poetry party sounds pretty dope too.

Bagge

...oh dear

William Cole

I'm full of bourbon, I can't stand up.

Jason Zions

Are we still doing phrasing?

Thomas Halpin

Those are pretty much the only kind I write when I'm in a moodlit room with muffins and jazz.

Bill Hall

Dibs or no dibs, first one there gets the lemon poppyseed! (running as though possessed)

allanfranta

ummm, lemon poppyseed muffins!

Lightsabr2

phrasing?

Ísabel Pirsic

Let me fall out of the window with confetti in my hair, deal out jacks or better on a blanket by the stairs; I’ll tell you all my secrets but I’ll lie about my past, so send me off to bed for evermore!

darklion

>_> <_<

Bagge

I for one wouuld peg Claire for the light Jazz & Poetry kind of person

ljdbjlasfbjk

By 'reading poems', I hope you mean yelling poems about how much you love everyone, right?

drone r0m-3

Did someone say open muffin bar?!

Thomas Halpin

Why can't we turn the lights down, put on some light jazz, get blazed out of our minds and take turns reading poems at each other while we eat every muffin in the place?

William Stark

Claire: “... read out favorite poems to each other!” Piccolo in the distance: “NEEEEEEEEEEERRRRED!!!”

Alacrity Fitzhugh

Murlocs and Muffins... hrm.

Katrina Urmson

This.

Joseph Bonnar

Be very interesting if Roko were to walk in on a room full of people eating muffins. And drinking Assam tea.

BobC

There once was a student named Claire, Whose exam score was well above fair. After her anxiety. She wanted to party, With confetti still in her hair!

Edibles.

PSA: Smoking anything that irritates the lungs may increase susceptibility to the coronavirus. Prolly a good time to drink instead...

Olaf

Dangit, *I* wanted to call dibs on the lemon poppyseed.

Dylan T

I'm not a stoner but I'll eat large amounts of pastries and be overly affectionate any day

Adam Abbott

I'd call this a plot hole that Jeph needs to fix!

Adam Abbott

That is Tai!

Kenneth Carlile

To my mind, that's a complete win.

Hope

as the stoner in my group, this is largely my role

Douglas E. Smith

CALL THE SECRET BAKERY! Get Clinton and his mom over, Eliot and Brun can deliver the goods...

I legit expected to see at least one piece of confetti hiding in Claire’s hair

Michael Boettger

And baking a batch of lemon poppyseed tomorrow. Because.

A.A. aka Double

I want muffins AND weed. I have one but not the other.

Kyle Jenkins

Weed, muffins, and friends. Sounds like a good party!

Michael Boettger

First, Dora, call Tai. If there's any blazing to be done, she'll demand to be part of it. Claire's mom too.

Adam Abbott

Wal-Mart substituted my online order of chocolate muffins with cinnamon coffee cake and I absolutely forgive them.

Chris Weigert

I will share my poppyseeds and my good good herb with all of these people.

Jackie Horn

Marten I will fight you and I will win for that lemon poppyseed. Trust.

Lord Crusade

Claire you have grown up so much *sniff* =D

Douglas E. Smith

Muffins...*gglllrllgrlrllg*

Grace Kieser

Ooo! I call the orange cranberry!

Tyler

Homer, you know that beer ain't free.