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Some news

Hello, everyone!We're sorry we haven't been heard from for a while. There were some difficulties, but we're okay now.We have news for you - we have decided to freeze the development of this game indefinitely. We have some cool plans that we can't share yet, but in the future you'll be the first to know about it!Thank you all very much for taking part in the development of the game, offering your ideas and supporting us! We stay in touch and don't say goodbye, the game wil...

Horny Tales v0.5.2 - Public Release

Heya!It's time to publish v0.5.2 for everyone. If you haven't tried it out yet - hurry up!-------------------------------------------------🔴 MAC USERS ATTENTION! 🔴If the game has an error when you run it, just move the game file to any other folder and run.-------------------------------------------------💎 Download from Itch - click here💎 Download from Mega (win) - click here💎 Download from Mega (mac) - click here💎 Changelog v0.5.2 - click here--------------------------...

Upcoming update: Version 0.5.3

Hey!Holidays are over, which means the work resumes! In update v0.5.3 we considered your comments about getting more gold from monsters. Now even casual players will be able to buy a lot of things. We also added another photo that you can buy from Mysterious Person. Spoiler - this is a photo with Ruby ;D Read about the rest of the changes in the changelog.At the moment, we are working on a rethinking of storytelling and concept. It will not affect the gameplay and characters, but only help us un...

Happy New Year!

In the middle of this year, we started working on Horny Tales. Since then a lot of people joined us, we received a lot of good and bad feedback, read a lot of your ideas and praise. With your support, we keep our enthusiasm up and keep working on a game that we and our players like. We are two small people making our dream game. It's incredible!Thank you so much for your support this year, for your kind words, and thank you for just playing our game. May next year be brighter and more intere...

Horny Tales v0.5.1 - Public Release

Heya!It's time to publish v0.5.1 for everyone. If you haven't tried it out yet - hurry up! In the meantime, we're finishing work on a new version and will show it soon.-------------------------------------------------🔴 MAC USERS ATTENTION! 🔴If the game has an error when you run it, just move the game file to any other folder and run.-------------------------------------------------💎 Download from Itch - click here💎 Download from Mega (win) - click here💎 Download from M...

Winter Sale on Itch.io 🎅

There is also a Winter Sale going on at itch right now!If you're still not a patron, haven't tried the new version, or just want to support us, buy the game at a 30% discount until January 6th 2023!Click here: https://crankybiscuit.itch.io/horny-tales

Upcoming update: Version 0.5.2

Hi there!We are glad to present you v0.5.2, which adds a new interesting NPC - Mysterious Person. No one knows who's under the hood, but we know for sure that this person has something to gawk at. The character sells naughty pictures of the villagers. Don't ask where he got the camera, we don't understand it ourselves! This adds beautiful static pictures to the game and opens up such mechanics as "collecting" for players. We think it will be interesting!A new weapon, Bomb, ha...

Horny Tales v0.5 - Public Release

Heya!It's time to publish v0.5 for everyone. If you haven't tried it out yet - hurry up! In the meantime, we're finishing work on a new version and will show it soon.-------------------------------------------------🔴 MAC USERS ATTENTION! 🔴If the game has an error when you run it, just move the game file to any other folder and run.-------------------------------------------------💎 Download from Itch - click here💎 Download from Mega (win) - click here💎 Download from Meg...

Psst...

A mysterious person has arrived in the village. For what purpose? We'll find out in an upcoming update!

Upcoming update: Version 0.5.1

Hey!After a little while, we bring you v0.5.1, which contains some very important balance edits. The last version was so easy that it made players bored, but this time we think it's got better. On top of that there are a few other interesting changes. For example, the player will get 200 gold for the first quest, to give an immediate small boost in getting money and one step closer to being able to buy a new weapon or lewd scene. For the full list of changes, see the attached link.Thanks for...

Dev news [November 2022]

Hi!There are enough people have already played v0.5 that we can draw some conclusions about the balance. Spoiler - the game has become too easy. People can easily stand in battle for 20 minutes or more. The game has ceased to feel challenging, it has become quite boring to play. Don't forget that first and foremost Horny Tales is a game, so it should offer at least a little challenge. We thought about it and decided that we will release a small update that will make the game a little harder,...

Upcoming update: Version 0.5

Once again, hello!We are excited to introduce you v0.5, which contains a lot of important changes and fixes. We had to rewrite a lot of code and fix a lot of bugs, some of which you found and reported in our Discord community. Thank you for that! It took a lot of energy, so in v0.5 there will be no new quest, but there is a new scene with Ruby!In addition, we've added a full tutorial for first time players + lowered the difficulty in the first few minutes of battles. This should be good for ...

Horny Tales v0.4.2 - Public Release

Hello there!It's time for the public release of v0.4! Or more like v0.4.2, since we had to fix some very critical bugs. And v0.5 will be released tomorrow for our $5+ patrons and for those who bought it on itch!-------------------------------------------------MAC USERS ATTENTION!If the game has an error when you run it, just move the game file to any other folder and run.------------------------------------------------- Download from Itch - click here Download from Mega (win) - click here Do...

Hey!

Long time no news from us.This month turned out to be quite busy, not only with the in-depth reworking of the game code, but also with our main work. You know, when there's nothing going on at work, and then it all comes at once. Now everything has stabilized + release v0.5 is coming.The public build of v0.4 will be published this week on the 10th and v0.5 for our patrons will be published on November 11th. In the meantime, we are finalizing some visual refinements and testing the build.

Few words about v0.5

Hi!Based on players feedback, we have noticed that v0.4 came out with a lot of bugs. In a hurry we had to release v0.4.1 and then v0.4.2. This is not good both for the players and for us, because we want to give you a well functioning game. That's why the v0.5 release will be mostly focused on the technical component. Right now we've already fixed a few critical bugs that players didn't know about + the code is in the process of improvement to prevent problems in the future.In additi...

Horny Tales v0.4 - Early Access ($5+ release)

Enjoy the new version of the game and give us your feedback! Changelog v0.4 - click here Windows build (Mega) - click here macOS build (Mega) - click hereHave fun!

Upcoming update: Version 0.4

Hey!With delay, but we are finally happy to present to you v0.4! Also, we created a Discord Community, so we all can communicate more comfortably about the game, updates, your ideas and bugs. We hope you enjoy it!In this update we've added a new quest that will take you to a new location - Crystal Mine. You have to deal with a new challenge and meet the first monster girl! We also added a new weapon - Poison Cloak. It will create some space around you, if you are suddenly surrounded by enemi...

About v0.4 release

Hi!We know that it's been a month since the release of v0.3 and v0.4 is still not released. This is due to our small relocation, which means we don't have enough time to work on the game. It's not cool and we understand that. We will try very hard to release the new version before the end of next week.We are preparing a new location, new weapon and a juicy scene for you. Thank you for your patience and understanding.

Horny Tales v0.3 - Public Release

It's time to publish v0.3 for everyone! If you haven't tried it out yet - hurry up! In the meantime, we're finishing work on v0.4 and will show it very soon. Download (Itch): https://crankybiscuit.itch.io/horny-tales Download (Mega): https://mega.nz/file/vZYRlADB#FhexIcyN4rT-eQIXxRBJylvwd3pbxHMvmE9KdcJKcU0 Changelog: https://www.patreon.com/posts/upcoming-update-70875255Have fun!

Discord server is here!

Hey!We finally launched our Discord server. This will make it easier for you to keep track of development news, as well as communicate with us and other players.Link: https://discord.gg/pEB9635EkACome join us!

Some good news!

HiWe know that news about the game doesn't come out very often, unfortunately. The reason is that we can't work on the project full-time yet, because we can't quit our official work, which takes a lot of energy and time. But that doesn't mean we abandoned the project!Horny Tales v0.4 is coming out very soon! It will have a new character (which you voted for), the continuation of the story, a new location for battles, weapons and many small important improvements which you wrote u...

Succubus (WIP)

New character for an upcoming update :DWhat do you think?

Poll #1 - Results!

Well, the voting has come to an end, which means the result is known. You have chosen a Succubus! A great choice as the first monster girl character for the game!Stay tuned for more news on the upcoming update 0.4

Horny Tales v0.3 - Early Access ($5+ release)

Enjoy the new version of the game and give us your feedback!Download from Mega <- clickChangelog <- click

Upcoming update: Version 0.3

Hey!We are glad to present to you version 0.3! Due to illness, the release was a little delayed, but now it's here. We hope you enjoy it~We've read a lot of your feedback that some weapons are very powerful and some are very weak. In this update we tried to balance everything, added new weapons and completely rewrote the algorithm of enemies appearance. The gameplay became more dynamic, now there is a store where you can spend all your gold. In addition, we added a new quest where you ha...

Jennifer (WIP #2)

Some animation 🥰

Jennifer (WIP)

Working on a new scene! Of course it will be animated.

Good news, everyone!

Hey there! We want to tell you some great news.1) We reached the first goal!Yeees! Thank you all for helping us reach $100 per month, we are very grateful! It's not much, but it already shows that people are ready to support such a small project, which means that we are moving in the right direction. That gives us a lot of inspiration!2) Announcement of new Goals.Now we want to tell you about our plans.New Goal - $500.We will add different portraits for all the characters in the dialogues to...

Horny Tales v0.2 - Public Release

It's time to publish v0.2 for everyone! If you haven't tried it out yet - hurry up! In the meantime, we're finishing work on v0.3 and will show it soon.Thank you for your support! <3---------------------------------------Download v0.2 on Itch:> https://crankybiscuit.itch.io/horny-tales---------------------------------------What's new in v0.2?Main changes: New location - Inn New characters - Ruby and thimblerigger New lewd scene with Ruby Coins are now dropping from the mobs You c...

Horny Tales v0.2 - Early Access ($5+ release)

We are happy to present you a new version of our game! You can download it via this link from Mega.Main changes: New location - Inn New characters - Ruby and thimblerigger New lewd scene with Ruby Coins are now dropping from the mobs You can play for money at thimbles New artifact - Hand of Midas New bonus - a Magnet that collects all experience crystalsP.S. Now you can buy a beer!Balance changes: Balanced enemies health Balanced the damage from Arcane Wand Balanced the number of bonuses dropped...