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Casual Heroing, Chapter 206
FLAMINIA DID WHAT?! 🔪🔪🔪Next chapter comes out October 27th!3/4 chapters this week!.............Chapter 206 – MobI look at Quintus with a frown.“What did you just say?”“Joey, there’s a mob!” He takes my arm, shaking me. “They are going crazy!”“What the hell? Why?” I say, looking at Stan, who just shrugs in response.“Word just came that Plinius, the guy who was made [Captain], was assassinated: he was poisoned with a cake, and they say it came from our bakery!”I re...
Casual Heroing, Chapter 205
BACKROOM DEALS! 💵💵💵Next chapter comes out October 25th!2/4 chapters this week!.............Chapter 205 – BrokersMarcella, seated elegantly at the head of a long wooden table, let her fingertips trace the delicate edge of her teacup. Each nail, painted with her special Enchanted polish, shimmered and changed colors subtly as her fingers moved. It had taken her years of trial and error to perfect this Enchantment, but the rewards had been beyond anyone's expectations.Opposite her sa...
Casual Heroing, Chapter 204
TROUBLE AHEAD! 🔥🔥🔥Next chapter comes out October 24th!1/4 chapters this week!.............Chapter 204 – BakeryI find myself lounging atop an enormous bag of flour. It's so massive that, in many ways, it mirrors the comfort and size of a premium bean bag. Its grains have a particular softness, making it just the right balance between pliable and firm. In a weird, whimsical way, it's become my preferred spot when I'm in the mood to practice magic. The gentle give and push of...
Casual Heroing, Chapter
WE START VOLUME 4 WITH SOME ROUGH STUFF! 💀💀💀️Next chapter comes out October 23th!4/4 chapters this week!.............Chapter 203 – Carriage RideTwo months later, days before the Day of BloomingPlinius’s heart raced as he looked out of the carriage window. He had been pinged by [Dangersense] a few times while visiting Aethereum, Lucerna’s capital.The plans for his life changed when, a month ago, the [General] informed him that his candidacy for the role of [Captain] had been move...
One day delay
forgot to post and I’m in bed about to sleep. Sorry.
Casual Heroing, Chapter 202
AND THIS IS IT FOR VOLUME 3! 🧙🏻♂️🧙🏻♂️🧙🏻♂️Next chapter comes out October 20th!3/4 chapters this week!.............Chapter 202 – [Princess]Even in my darkest moments, I can’t say that I ever fancied the idea of dying. Not even when I fell in love with the most beautiful woman, only to find out she batted for the other team. However, I’m pretty sure that a whole host of people would be interested in the endeavor—seeing me dead, that is.When four figure...
Casual Heroing, Chapter 201
MORE PEEKS INTO THE PAST! 😲😲😲Next chapter comes out October 19th!2/4 chapters this week!.............Chapter 201 – PenelopeThe bark under Stan's hand felt dry and brittle, cracking under the slightest pressure. The normally rich brown hue of the tree trunk was faded, nearly gray, hinting at the toll the prolonged drought had taken. As he walked deeper into the forest, the underbrush crunched underfoot, every leaf and twig deprived of their usual liveliness.The air was thick and st...
Casual Heroing, Chapter 200
Back from the break! It was a lovely birthday week, thanks for all the wishes!————————A PEEK INTO THE PAST! 🧬🧬🧬️Next chapter comes out October 18th!1/4 chapters this week!.............16 years priorAfter leaving the restaurant earlier than usual, a middle-aged Italian man unhurriedly took the stairs that led to his apartment. He jingled the keys in his hands, thinking about all the orders he had to place for the next few days. They were running low on tomato sauce, and...
Casual Heroing, Chapter 199
JAIL! 👮🏻♀️👮🏻♀️👮🏻♀️Next chapter comes out October 16th!The 13th of October is my birthday and I thought I'd use it an excuse to take a week-long break from releases to have a little space to get my own personal backlog back on track and clear my head.I've been plotting a lot these past few weeks and feeling very satisfied with it. However, the constant feeling of impending doom (running out of backlog at some point) is creating the kind of anxiety th...
One Day Delay
What the title says, chapter comes out tomorrow.
Casual Heroing, Chapter 198
THERE'S TROUBLE AHEAD! 🦹♂️🦹♂️🦹♂️Next chapter comes out October 7th!3/4 chapters this week!.............Chapter 198 - Old ObstaclesWhat is the most despicable thing in the world? Is it crime, murder, or war? Or is it just... bureaucracy? One can imagine that wars and crime are moved by terrible instincts and by giving in to the worst parts of yourself. But then, what is bureaucracy? Red tape, right? What makes someone go: let's just make everyone's life m...
Casual Heroing, Chapter 197
DEALING WITH PAPERWORK! 🧻🧻🧻️Next chapter comes out October 6th!2/4 chapters this week!.............Chapter 197 – Documents“So, when is the exam for the academy?” I ask the most beautiful redhead I’ve ever seen.“In a few months,” she says, squinting at the pages of writing she personally drafted for the kind of business I need.We are in my apartment – I wanted to take a look at all the necessary documents and ask Lucinda a few things about magical cooking, too.“Your mot...
Casual Heroing, Chapter 196
MONEY ON MY MIND! 🤑🤑🤑️Next chapter comes out October 5th!1/4 chapters this week!.............Chapter 196 - Business PlanWalking back to Happy Bakery is actually... a bit awkward. But not the kind of awkward where you don't talk. It's the kind of awkward where words come out of your mouth at a hundred miles per second, and the other person jumps in the reply, talks over you, apologizes, excuses themself, does it again, and you end up... feeling things for them."You really t...
Casual Heroing, Chapter 195
MEETING THE PARENTS! 👩🦰👩🦰👩🦰️Next chapter comes out October 2nd!5/5 chapters this week!.............Chapter 195 - Family DutyAmplitude.Wow.This shit is crazy."Did you know about this?" I ask the old man.But I receive no reply."He's probably still sulking," I reason.I shake my head and turn to the Omnium Compendium, "Hey, book, what's next?"‘Congratulations on completing the Twenty-Fourth Cantrip. Beware, the Twenty-Fifth one is much m...
Casual Heroing, Chapter 194
MAGIC IS MAGIC! 🧙🏻♂️🧙🏻♂️🧙🏻♂️Next chapter comes out October 1st!4/5 chapters this week!.............Chapter 194 – Sets"Care to put it under a greater test?" Magister Mulligan smiles dangerously."No, I do not," I say, shaking my head. "I'd like to just jump into the next set of Cantrips. I've still got half my Mana to spare, give or take.""Your reserves are pitiful, young Luciani. Perhaps a specific training regime could...
Casual Heroing, Chapter 193
BACK TO MAGIC! 🧙🏻♂️🧙🏻♂️🧙🏻♂️Next chapter comes out September 29th!3/5 chapters this week!.............Chapter 193 – 23rd Cantrip"Hello, book," I say to the Omnium Compendium, "I think it's time we resume our training. Would you mind telling me how many days I've got left?"‘Requirement: learn to perform all 529 cantrips in the next nine months. Ask the book to teach you the cantrips.’‘Days remaining: 296’‘Cantrips Completed...
Casual Heroing, Chapter 192
MAGIC, AGAIN?! 🧙🏻♂️🧙🏻♂️🧙🏻♂️Next chapter comes out September 28th!2/5 chapters this week!.............Chapter 192 – ResponsibilitiesThere's something about life, something deeply troubling. You can only do so many things at once without starting to leave pieces of you behind and, consequently, failing at what you do.Claudia's life is at stake.But so is my soul.This is the price to pay for a life of inactivity, I inhale as I step forward, approachin...
Casual Heroing, Chapter 191
PARTNERS?! 👩🏻🏭👩🏻🏭👩🏻🏭Next chapter comes out September 26th!1/5 chapters this week!.............Chapter 191 – Diagnosis"Come on," Lucinda says, taking a big breath."Well, this is going to suck," I say, looking at the slightly familiar door in front of me."I’ve already sent word to them. The Misery Dispeller should be here as well to make sure you are right.""Isn't that peachy?" I say, turning to the redhead and her hypnoti...
Casual Heroing, Chapter 190
Your favorite writer is feeling much better today. This week, 5 chapters because I've been plotting too much to do dailies.——-LAWYERING UP! ⚖⚖⚖⚖Next chapter comes out tonight!7/7 chapters this (past) week!.............Chapter 190 – ConnectionsFlaminia finally managed to give one last push to Lucinda and have her enter Clodia's office together with Joey, "I'm sure you have plenty of things to talk about! There are many legal documents to go over! You can start now!&#...
One Day Delay
Feeling a bit nauseous and weak, stuck in bed. I’ll post the chapter tomorrow.
Casual Heroing, Chapter 189
Next chapter comes out Sunday, September 24TH!A JOB OFFER! 🍎🍎🍎6/7 chapters this week!.............Chapter 189 – Love Likes Red“Lucinda?”My ears can hear the loudness of the party dampen, slowly dying down as I take in the full figure of the woman in front of me. Her hair cascades down along her light pink dress with frills and a generous decolletage. So far, I had never seen Lucinda wearing anything else than the Watch uniform and other rather boyish clothes.But this?This makes he...
Casual Heroing, Chapter 188
Next chapter comes out Saturday, September 23rd!S-S-SUGAR?! 🍬🍬🍬5/7 chapters this week!.............Chapter 188 – Party, Part 2“Say, [Baker],” Lisith speaks to Clodia in her weird manner, “would you like to warm my bed tonight? I would like to pit my strengths against yours in an interesting setting.”Clodia looked at Lisith with a raised eyebrow, caught off guard.“Excuse me?”“You heard me,” Lisith insisted, walking past me to get in front of Clodia. “You look strong. ...
Casual Heroing, Chapter 187
Next chapter comes out Friday, September 22nd!THE PARTY'S FINALLY HERE! 🍰🍰🍰🎆🎇🎆🎇🎆🎇️4/7 chapters this week!.............Chapter 187 – Party, Part 1I flip a few burgers and look at the many people who were, to Clodia’s dismay, invited to this little get-together at Happy Bakery. She wasn’t the happiest about this development, complaining about people having to actually work later, but I’ve assured her I have no intention of disrupting any actual business ope...
Casual Heroing, Chapter 186
Next chapter comes out Thursday, September 21st!OH, JOEY NEEDS TO DO WHAT?! 🦸♂️🦸♂️🦸♂️3/7 chapters this week!.............Chapter 186 – Adventuring, Actually“Before we start, Drusillus,” I hear Chrysantus say, “I actually have a little announcement to make regarding the Human.”As soon as I see the smile on the Truffles’s father’s face, my heart skips a beat.What is this guy doing?“Joey Luciani,” the man enounces my name in a very solemn manner, “y...
Casual Heroing, Chapter 185
Next chapter comes out Wednesday, September 20th!ADV—WHAT?! 👨🏻🚀👨🏻🚀👨🏻🚀2/7 chapters this week!.............Chapter 185 – Adventuring, Perhaps“Magister Mulligan, what’s happening?” I say as soon as the door of my apartment closes behind me. “Why am I this angry now? Is it a side effect of the runes, or…”The old man appears in front of me with a disapproving look. He has clearly not forgiven what I almostdid back in the Dungeon.“You passed your t...
Casual Heroing, Chapter 184
Next chapter comes out Tuesday, September 19th!BUSINESS, BUSINESS, BUSINESS! 👨🏻💼👨🏻💼👨🏻💼1/7 chapters this week!.............Chapter 184 – It’s Just Business“You!” I turn to find Clodia’s mother, Marcella, with wide eyes. “What in the rotten name of the World’s Tree are you doing?!”“Hello to you too,” I say, taken aback.“What’s that on you?” Marcella looks possessed as she steps into the room and stops right in front of me, scanning me f...
Casual Heroing, Chapter 183
Going to a wedding this weekend! Happy early weekend to all!———Next chapter comes out Monday, September 18th!BACK TO BUSINESS, BABY! 🍰🍰🍰️3/3 chapters this week!.............Chapter 183 – Back to BakingI need to talk to my friends.I haven’t told them jack about what happened to me, not even a real mention. I have been extremely fuzzy on the details of my training, and the celebrations after the duel and Appius’s death feel like a hazy dream at the moment.I’ll have to swin...
Casual Heroing, Chapter 182
Next chapter comes out Thursday, September 14th!REVELATIONS! 🧙🏻♂️🧙🏻♂️🧙🏻♂️2/3 chapters this week!.............Chapter 182 – OutI fall over, hitting the ground like timber with my shoulder first. My entire body feels like it’s been paralyzed, with barely any feeling coursing through it.“You ancestor-forsaken idiot!” The old man appears in front of me, shouting murder.“What—”Before I can even process what’s happening, Magister Mulligan hoists m...
Casual Heroing, Scarlet Interlude
Going to a wedding this week! Next week schedule will get better, I promise!—————Next chapter comes out Wednesday, September 13th!OH, OH, OH! 🏮🏮🏮1/3 chapters this week!.............Scarlet Interlude – DianaDiana observed her parents exchange kisses and laugh like two teenagers in the majestic garden of the Gens Valeria. Xhantus Valerius and Lucia Valeria, nominally the patriarch and matriarch of her family, but in reality, even less important than some high-level servants th...
Casual Heroing, Chapter 181
Next chapter comes out Monday, September 11th!JOEY WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?! 🪐🪐🪐3/3 chapters this week!.............Chapter 181 - Lover"So, would you like to hear my offer, Joey?"I inhale so deeply that a whiff of intoxicating perfume reaches me and clouds my senses. The statuary Goddess in front of me looks like a dream of dreams—she looks as if one could die from merely conceptualizing a woman this beautiful.“I—I,” I choke on my words, soon realizing something.The ...
