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The Wake-Up and Shower Machine
This is a big release for me! I spent the last 5 months on this. It's an idea I've wanted to do for many years, and I finally have the space to do it. It's like a car wash but for humans, and includes getting shot by 18 water pistols all at once, and scrubbed by rotating Christmas trees. Enjoy! Lots of interesting secrets revealed to come...
Tea-making Contraption
I found another use for my conveyor-belt! Brewing a perfect cup of tea 😎This is early access for my Patreon supporters
Conveyor-Belt Breakfast Feeder
As a follow up to my last conveyor-belt feeder, this time we have done a breakfast version! Includes drilling into a blender, dipping strawberries in yogurt, and slapping me in the face. Enjoy!
The Sandwich Maker
I'm giving you all early access to my latest creation, The Sandwich Maker! This has taken over the last three months of my life, I hope you enjoy watching it as much as I did making it :-)Side note: some patrons have been asking me when their name will be in the credits so let me explain how that works. I do them in batches, about 20 names per video, so I am slowly getting through them all. I do them in order of sign-up date so my older patrons get read out first. I promise I will get to you...
Pass The Salt - New Video!
I think this is one of the longest machines I've made. It's a collaboration with Sprice, one of my favorite Rube Goldberg YouTubers! He came to New York and we spent a couple of weeks on this together. Can you figure out how it was filmed? (there are only really three tables!)
3 Eating Inventions
Early access to my new snack-eating contraptions!
Joseph's Workout Machines
Hey Patrons, here is your early access to my upcoming video. I've made a series of workout machines that should help you take your exercise routine to the next level!
Early Access: Christmas Devices!
A ham slicer and a card writer, to make Christmas that little bit easier!
Secrets Revealed: The Lunch Feeder
This is my first release on Patreon! It's a behind the scenes look at all the challenges of working with food: making brussels sprouts roll, shooting asparagus, drinking lots of soup e.t.c.Thanks SO MUCH to all of you for supporting me on my new Patreon page, it is super exciting for me to start posting direct to you all. There's a lot more to come!
