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Tonight on PBS
Walter Reimer reminded me of this show which I dimly remember being bored by when I was a mere scamp.
A clear Rules violation
KT likes to live on the edge while pushing the envelope out of the box and shifting the goal posts paradigm!
"Yes,"
Ash confirmed. "I really think so. Elves do not lie. Burnside is the most experienced person currently in your employ - aside from Lana and myself, of course - and is therefore the most logical choice. Being an elf makes her inherently more valuable and more likely to succeed than any of your lowfolk underlings. And if things go sour, Burnside's combat experience will allow her to extract Oonagh and Didelphis and make good her escape. Either way, that will still be a successful mission.&...
Continuing Coverage
CTN insisted that Adler stay with this very important story taking place on the streets of Anytown!
It's hot in the summertime
St_Veronika is sweltering in the heat!
LNAF 7 (aka I need to take an exposition dump)
There's a new crop of Doodles to work on, so it could be weeks before I get back to this ... if I ever do. I have a couple of comedy ideas, and the potential for some dramatic emotion later on. We'll see.Last Night at Freddy's, chapter 7(everyone is in the main dining room, staring at Fexa and Bonfie lying in a heap outside the Pirate Cove)Foxy: (muffled, behind the curtain) Yarrrr, me achin' endoskeleton ...Bonnie: (rushes forward and kneels next to Bonfie) Babe, are you okay?Bo...
Zandar's Saga 666
An Unseelie page to go with a sinister number.Also your July Kelly pinup.PREV http://www.patreon.com/posts/84934910FIRST http://www.patreon.com/posts/9399583NeXT http://www.patreon.com/posts/85957088
Doodles of July
It's a new month again. Here's the rules if you need a reminder.1. R rated or tamer. Nudity OK, female preferred. Males can't have boners waving around, and venery scenes will be composed so "nothing shows."2. My characters or yours. Third party characters only with well documented permission. No fan art of corporate-owned characters from games, movies, TV, comics, etc.3. Put your request in the comments of the most recent Doodle post. Right now, that is this one, but posts g...
LNAF 6 (aka it's wafer thin)
I filled in the bit to get to the next important bit I wrote, and this isn't it. Kind of a short chapter, but it would have been really long otherwise so I broke it off where there could logically be a dip-to-black-and-fade-up.Last Night at Freddie's, chapter 6(in the security office. Golden Freddy is looking at the monitor, and Chica is looking at Golden Freddy. The monitor switches to a view of the dining room with Freddy, Bonnie, and all of the FNIA girls)Golden Freddy: Egad! Look at ...
Lana's Work Day 14
The key to corporate success is not productivity, but just looking busy when the boss is around.
LNAF 5 (aka just when you thought it was safe)
Inspiration didn't so much strike as lean on me for this one.Last Night at Freddy's, chapter 5(Bonnie and Freddy are staring at Frenni, who is collapsed on the floor in front of the Pirate's Cove)Bonnie: Uhhh, are you okay?Frenni: (instantly stands up, perfectly normal) I'm fine.Freddy: What did Foxy do to you?Frenni: He satisfied me. More importantly, he reset my counter.Freddy: Meaning what exactly?Frenni: Meaning it will be a while before I need to do it again.Bonnie: How long...
Burnside eagerly raised her machete.
"Ooh, ooh, pick me," she insisted. "I volunteer for this here dangerous deep cover mission! For the good o' the cause I'll valiantly place my life on the line!"I raised my eyebrows and looked hopefully at the other three."I can't go!" Gretchen squealed. "Please, my Lord, don't send me out there. That angry mob almost killed Petunia and me! It was terrifying! I'll never have a good night's sleep, ever again!"Clearly Gretchen was too skittish...
Lana's Work Day 13
This may explain a lot.
Lana's Work Day 12
Don't want to spend any more time than necessary in this boring department.
LNAF 4 (aka there is no escape)
Actually, after this chapter I relent, because this is as far as I got. There's another scene with all the girls and a very clever deduction by Bonnie, but it takes place a lot later and I would have to write the part in between to get us there first.Last Night at Freddy's, Chapter 4(in the prize corner, Frenni has her head in the Puppet's box while Freddy and Bonnie gawk at her butt)Frenni: Help me step bro! I'm stuck!(Freddy and Bonnie lunge forward, grab her and pull, flinging...
Lana's work day 11
I think I have pizzas on the brain.
LNAF 3 (aka You'll read it and like it!)
There are starving children in Africa who don't have enough FNAF fanfics to read, you know.Last Night at Freddy's, chapter 3(in the manager's office, one crate open and four more sitting around)Frenni: What do you mean, insane? I was just trying to come up with a plausible scenario! You don't have to belittle my idea.Freddy: I just don't think a Dad's Lounge with strippers in it at a family reastaurant is the kind of concept a sane person would seriously consider.Frenni: ...
Lana's Work Day 10
Just making sure she still has to do this.
Baloo Balleerie
This is, as far as I know, an old Scottish lullaby. That's me singing and playing all instruments. The lyrics are in some kind of old Scots dialect.I don't know what "baloo balleerie" means. It is probably nonsense or it might be derived from an old Gaelic phrase but I'm sure the meaning is irrelevant. Each line ends with the phrase "oor Ben Noo" which I parse as "over(?) Ben Noo," Ben Noo being a place name since "ben" is a Scots word for "mountai...
LNAF 2 (aka I might as well)
Due to the overwhelming response to Chapter 1, here's the next part for your perusal. Mainly because I didn't get anything done today and Lana's office tour therefore can't resume until tomorrow.Last Night at Freddy's, chapter 2(Freddy is in the manager's office, looking in horror at a crate he has just opened, which has Frenni scrunched up inside.)Frenni: Initializing.Freddy: What??Frenni: Calibrating. Booting firmware version six point nine.Freddy: Uhhh?Frenni: Bootup c...
LNAF 1 (aka what do I do with this)
Recently YouTube sucked me into a rabbit hole of Five Nights at Freddy's GMod roleplays. Most of them seem to be made by little kids and are completely unwatchable, but I found a few I like and I am hooked. I never played FNAF because the concept just didn't interest me and the gameplay looked atrocious ... however these fan adventures are sort of like puppet shows with crazy, elaborate plots. It's a raw, immediate, spontaneous form of storytelling that I found to be quite inspiring....
"I believe,"
I repeated into the Mumble-Mug, "that one of my coven members is actually a Changeling.""Are you sure?" Ash demanded. "Is there evidence? Did you test this?""There's evidence," I declared. "She can use elfmind. She was able to perform a simple Sparkle Glamer entirely on her own without any lessons, and she believes she had a dream where she was personally blessed by Lady Fuma Herself.""A holy vision, huh," Ash mused, somewhat incredulously. ...
Zandar's Saga 665
Herr Doktor Cheapschott seems excited to be back in Fuchsland.The Ballad will be posted in a little while. It's not quite ready yet.PREV http://www.patreon.com/posts/84430344FIRST http://www.patreon.com/posts/9399583NEXT http://www.patreon.com/posts/85443378
Liz's cake
Looks like we have another birthday this month, and it's Mr.Opossum, star of the hit MGM film "You Only Play Dead Twice."
Fizan's application interview
Typeandkey warned us she was coming. Lana will keep that resume on file in a lead lined cabinet.
Idle hands
Hendak wanted to see what these clowns in the joke-writers' room did when Lana wasn't around.
A grim apparition
Continuing Decadent Arsenic's eldritch Southern-gothic ferret epic.Come on, Ivor, why you gotta be like that to your old sweetheart?
Placeholder
Steviebear Maxwell's birthday is sometime this month. No idea what's happening off-panel, but from the sound of it I would guess that the cake is being brought out.
A potential backer
Runei Stillwater planned this meeting, even borrowing a special conference table from the local preschool to make Rina more comfortable. We forgot to account for the fact that Lana's Diplomacy stat is even lower than the kiddie chair she was obliged to sit in. Should have sent the Fawn instead.Tonight's your last chance to request a Doodle this month. I have in the queue: Steviebear, Decadent, Hendak, Typeandkey, and Mr.Opossum.
Listening to Ash talk
reminded me how much I disliked him. It would have done no good to say so aloud (and he already knew, anyway) so I just gritted my teeth and let him talk."To return to the pending issue," he continued, "it would be much easier to throw Didelphis to the mob and be done with it. The wicked witch gets burned alive, the public's bloodlust is sated, and the innocent baker is saved. You can pat yourself on the back for a Seelie job well done. As a monarch your decisions will seldom wor...
