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Lana's Work Day 23
Patreon is now including non-paying followers in the membership total. Lana says that's not fair.
"Naturally,"
I smirked. "Uh, almost had you where exactly?""This whole Bumbling Simpleton routine must be just an act," Lana mused, ignoring my question. "No one that inept could execute the rare and dangerous Frustration Wiles so flawlessly! Even Sheila Na Gig couldn't do them, and she was the best. Yes, it's so obvious now. You've been playing Vulpitanian Frontgammon while I naively thought it was Antglade Checkers. You've been acting the fool to make your enemies undere...
More of this nonsense
It's Wednesday and I didn't get squat done.Actually I got a lot done, but none of it was drawing related .. so here are some more Gmod screenshots I've hoarded up since the first of the month. I've built my own Fredina model in Blender but it is not rigged for posing yet and it also needs clothes. Meanwhile there is this.1. The animatronics have been trying (and failing) to get rid of their new FEMALE night guard. Bonfie proposes using the same old Wiles that always worked before...
Shear fantasy
Primordial Soup wanted to see Kelly dreaming that she was shearing Lana. I was tempted to just show Kelly asleep (SHE'S DREAMING!!) but decided at the last minute to illustrate the dream as well.
A follow-up with Nurse Liz
Mr.Opossum (the Marsupial Who Came In From the Cold) wanted to see Liz in the costume she wore last year, but with more emphasis on the hindquarters. Just remember, the nurse is supposed to examine YOU, not the other way around!
Meet Baa-phomet
Ragtime Rochelle wanted to see Lana Lynne in a Halloween costume. NO, this is not the regalia of The Sisterhood's Grand Floozy, WHY WOULD YOU EVEN THINK THAT?In the classic Eliphas Levi engraving, the figure is gesturing toward a crescent moon on its left, and there's a scribbly shadow that looks like a tornado on the other side. A boomerang and a Slinky are standing in for these details.Apparently there are some modern Satanists who take this thing pretty seriously, and I just hope I do...
Zandar's Saga 677
You don't have to agree with your villain but you do have to, on some level, understand their position. An unrelatable villain is an uninteresting villain.PREV http://www.patreon.com/posts/90812808FIRST http://www.patreon.com/posts/9399583NEXT http://www.patreon.com/posts/92192998
She is regretting this policy
When Typeandkey suggested "bring a pumpkin to work" day, Lana thought it was just a silly way to boost office morale. Now she begins to suspect a conspiracy.
"You have already pledged to serve me,"
I reminded Lana. "So you are obligated to help me free of charge, whether I am pathetic or not.""I only swore not to harm you," Lana glared. "I'm having trouble remembering what else I may have agreed to. Do you want to hear my advice or not?""Not particularly," I replied flippantly."Will you stop acting like a difficult child?!" she shrieked."You're the one throwing a tantrum," I pointed out. "I expected The Sisterhood's top agent ...
Plan backfired
Hendak saw how Lana's fitness regimen for her body double resulted in MASSIVE GAINS, converting all of her flab into SOLID LEAN MUTTON. Unfortunately it means she is still unsuitable as a stand-in for the shearing scene, and the time is drawing nigh...
Robo battle continues
Here we are, poolside with RooCat_UK, his neighbor Mrs. Minkworthy, and her three suspiciously hot daughters who coincidentally are all 18.
They're Altogether Ooky
Steviebear Maxwell wanted to see the Dauphine and Belladonna dressed up as Morticia and Wednesday. Well, here it is!Requests are now closed for October.
Reckon so
Decadent Arsenic has given us the impression that Leofi's bags are packed and she's rarin' to go.ABSOLUTE last chance to get a Doodle for October. You have until I post tomorrow to put your request in the comments here.Already in the queue:SteviebearRooCatHendakTypeandkeyRagtimeMr.Opossum
Trick or Birthday
Runei Stillwater warned us that Rina didn't like birthdays. Well I don't care, missy! We got a cake and even pulled out the high chair for you, so you're gonna have a good time whether you like it or not!!Tomorrow is the last chance to request a Doodle. I have pending requests logged from Decadent, Steviebear, RooCat, Hendak, Typeandkey, Ragtime, and Mr.Opossum. Patreon's new and improved (i.e. useless) notification system makes it not only possible but LIKELY that I will have mi...
ANTSMOKE
Major Matt Mason wanted to see some of these Faerie characters dressed up as the cast of a famous Western series. Estvan is Doc. Roland is Marshal Dillon, sporting the iconic mustache which anybody who watched the radio show will immediately recognize. Missy, aka Wolf Queen, is almost completely unrecognizable as Miss Kitty. Westersloe V, looking very relaxed in plaid pants, is supposed to be Chester.Based on a promotional cast photo from the 1950s.
"Those orders still hold,"
I stated breezily. "Thank you for that extremely thorough report. Your job is done.""So you're just going to leave it at that?" Lana asked, incredulously. "No follow-up, just a likely address without any further clues?""That's right," I confirmed. "You and the Sisterhood are to stay well away from there. I will have one of my other, more trustworthy followers fetch Zandar for me.""What other followers?""Naturally, one of my thousands of...
Zandar's Saga 676
Der Erzherzogin is going all the way back to the beginning. This could take a while.PREV http://www.patreon.com/posts/90222597FIRST http://www.patreon.com/posts/9399583
Trick or Hudalaleigh
Eric Costello saw these suspicious characters prowling his neighborhood last Halloween.
Whose candy?
Not Rick2tails', that's for sure. What he sees in her, I'll never know.Though this looks a little bit like the pot calling the kettle a nerd, since Krista was clearly willing to dress up in a classic couples' costume with him.
So do you mix that with milk or what
Walter Reimer insists that's his Ray Cloud as the gimp on the box, but really it could be anyone in that suit.I drew the Quik container I remember from my childhood: A cardboard can with metal top & bottom and a round friction cap. I know they've been plastic for decades now, but that just looks so MEH.
Little goblins
CTN wanted to see young Cass & Dani out trick-or-treating. HOW CUTE
This night when wicked spirits take flight
Serge Skunk wanted this promotional image from Ashley's latest Halloween-themed video, "Night On Bald Mountie." It's about a coven of witches in the wilds of Canada, and ... well .. the story doesn't make a whole lot of sense, honestly.
"No,"
I explained, resisting an urge to punch Lana right in her smug face. "I'm only asking your opinion on what to do next. If those self-absorbed, power-hungry Floozies think I am going to give them even a shred of authority over me, they've got another thing coming.""Fine," Lana sighed, rolling her eyes. "First piece of advice, stop getting distracted and let me tell you about Zan-""And don't think for a moment that I don't know what you're doing,"...
Ladies Underwear
Looks like St_Veronika landed that modeling gig with Kelly in a spicy Dr. Kleiner Underwear ad.
Leah Coon
She forgot to mention her most famous one, in which she and two naked midgets wrestle a giant python.I think it was Ken Fletcher who called this one of the greatest furry meltdown comics he had ever seen.I personally yearn for a day when I'm not so dad-blasted busy that I have to dredge up Lost Antiquities from the archives.
Zandar's Saga 675
Now this ought to be interesting.PREV http://www.patreon.com/posts/89639583FIRST http://www.patreon.com/posts/9399583NEXT http://www.patreon.com/posts/90812808
A devilish skunk?
This is the October pinup. I've discovered that hot girls don't really have to wear a "Halloween costume" (as in one that's a recognizable character or that makes sense in any conceptual way.) They can just put on something skimpy, add fangs or devil horns, and presto! Costume!Your next Zandar page will be out tomorrow. Even though I started on it last night, there was no time to do anything today. I was home only long enough to eat lunch and I just got back in time to post t...
Let's get those Doodles ready to destroy the universe!
October is here, and I'm looking forward to all of your SPOOPY requests.Here's the rules if you need a reminder.1. R rated or tamer. Nudity OK, female preferred. Males can't have boners waving around, and venery scenes will be composed so "nothing shows."2. My characters or yours. Third party characters only with well documented permission. No fan art of corporate-owned characters from games, movies, TV, comics, etc.3. Put your request in the comments of the most recent Doodl...
A Classic Monodialogue
I TRIED TO PROTECT YOU. I really did. No one should have to listen to this. But there is no escaping your cruel fate.It's been a busy weekend and I am out of everything else to post. Tomorrow is full of extra stuff too, so it's looking like I can finish either Zandar or Kelly for October 1 but not both.What the heck is this? It's me reading a passage from "Peter Pan" by J.M. Barrie as a sort of voice-acting demo which I wisely never sent out to anybody.
Lana's Work Day 22
She has pinpointed the flaw in this whole scheme.
