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"Oh that's just splendid,"
Lana bleated angrily. "I've been out there working my hooves off, and when I get back, what do I see? My so-called liege lord playing with dandelions! Have you even tried to get anything done?""Of course," I retorted. "I haven't been sitting idle.""Let me guess," Lana scoffed. "You did something stupid and everything fell apart and you've subsequently spent a huge amount of time wallowing in self pity.""Not a HUGE amount of time," I cor...
Another pile of rubbish
Ain't nothin gettin done on a Wednesday! That's why I moved the Ballad to Thursdays. Have some more bits & bobs from the Gmoddery I did in September.1 & 2: Chiku wanted to prove that chickens are NOT flightless birds. It didn't end well.3 & 4: Sexy Mangle was floozing it up in the office for some reason. That didn't end well either.The thicc FNIA girls were designed by CryptiaCurves and I think the Sexy Animatronics were designed by "Disembowell" but don't quote me on...
Lana's work day 21
Everyone is against her.
More of this rubbish
I didn't get anything done today. I know, I know, there's more of Lana's office tour coming; but in the meantime it was either this or the last audio file in my "dump on Patreon" folder, and trust me YOU DON'T WANT THAT!Here are some more screenshots I took while messing around in Gmod during the month of September. FNIA girls were designed by CryptiaCurves. Don't know who made the anime policewoman.Captions!1. Frenni was also disappointed to learn that the new securi...
A celebration of Fexa the Pirate
I've been a-messin with Gmod all month! The posing tool is mostly great! Also slowly learning Blender ... a CG Kangy will be coming sometime; can't promise when exactly.Fexa was designed by CryptiaCurves.Captions for the pictures:1. "Ahoy, matey. Prepare to be boarded."2. Fexa was thrilled when she heard that there was a new security guard at the pizzeria.3. Fexa was appalled to learn that the new guard is female.4. One of them is an imposter! BUT WHICH ONE???
The Spy Who Took It All Off
Mr.Opossum (International Man Of Taste) wanted to see Liz removing last month's outfit in a slow and seductive manner.
Well hey thar, sugar
Visiting nobility FartyArtie McSkunk wanted to see the Duchess demonstrating some very simple Wiles.
I locked myself in the scrying tower
and took shelter behind a bookcase for a while, until the panic subsided and it became apparent that the ghost was not pursuing me.As I huddled there, mulling over recent events, I came to a few realizations. Everyone and everything was out to get me. Even Lady Fuma herself seemed to have some sort of vendetta, because her blessing of Luck had led me inexorably to my current situation. To add further insult, the few people who seemed to genuinely want to help me wound up suffering for it.There w...
Zandar's Saga 674
Come on, Zandar, it's written right there on her sash.PREV http://www.patreon.com/posts/89132254FIRST http://www.patreon.com/posts/9399583NEXT http://www.patreon.com/posts/90222597
She's doin a full-on skedaddle
Must be worried about somethin' back home. Decadent Arsenic continues the tale of the river ferrets.
Biceptember flex-off
Maybe Steviebear Maxwell can explain how Cass wound up stuck with such an onerous duty.
In the court of the Erzherzogin
Yep, that's Rick 2tails all right.Burnside is thinking "He might be transfixed by yo stanky smell" but you can't say that out loud.
An alarming discovery
Somebody (was it Runei Stillwater?) sent Lana the link to Rina's Flinch channel.A thing to keep in mind though, is that this revenue stream only lasts as long as you stay young & hot. In Lana's case, she only has another century or two to cash in. Better hurry!
There's a Wendigo in the office fridge again
Typeandkey alerted us to the situation, and Lana sprang into action.
Hey there, big boy
Serge Skunk wanted to see Miranda flirting with Gabriel in a "suggestive and salacious" manner but I'm afraid this turned out being sweet and affectionate instead. Sorry about that. I tried, honest I did!Today's the last chance to put in a request! In the queue are: Typeandkey, Runei, Rick, Steviebear, Decadent, FartyArtie, and Mr.Opossum. if you're not on that list and you haven't requested yet, you have until I post tomorrow to put it in the comments.
"Who goes there?"
I challenged nervously. "If you've survived here then you are certainly to be commended."The words were barely out of my mouth when I realized that anyone who could survive the Plague of Battles would have to be as bloodthirsty and deranged as Burnside. To have continued to survive in this festering deathscape for this long ... what horrible thing must this person have done? It had been YEARS since the battle!I realized with dismay that I was probably a lot fresher and more tasty tha...
Feel the Burn
Hendak predicted that Lana would need to get her body double in shape, and quick, because the audience is starting to get antsy for the shearing scene.
In space
... no one can hear you be pissy.Major Matt Mason wanted to see this scene for reasons of his own.
Zandar's Saga 673
Zandar is playing a very dangerous game...Also enjoy this bonus Gmod pic. Frenni and the girls are ostensibly supposed to be the musical act at a Chuck E. Cheese / Showbiz Pizza type of place, but you seldom see them actually, y'know, PLAYING MUSIC. Neither the "official" FNIA games nor the burgeoning mass of fan content depicts this nearly enough, so I'm doing my part to correct that deficit.PREV http://www.patreon.com/posts/88625545FIRST http://www.patreon.com/posts/9399583NEXT...
Promptoberfest
Walter Reimer has fond memories of this holiday where writers sit around and yell "PROSE IT!" at each other.Can somebody explain to me why the festival is held in the month of Promptember though?
Latest crimefighting technology
In this case though, wouldn't it be crimecommitting technology?Eric Costello knows that Le Minque is a big Dick Tracy fan.
Poolside robo-ruckus continues!
Oh, I guess it just ended. RooCat_UK has some very interesting neighbors.Let me just kvetch for a minute about Patreon's latest boneheaded change. I needed to go back to the Rules post from the 1st of the month to copy the dialogue for this Doodle. Normally I would click the Tags list at the top of my main page and select "Doodle Club" and this month's Rules post would be at the top. Easy!THE TAGS BAR IS GONE. They got rid of the Featured Tags and the tags search menu, and I gues...
The sight of the battlefield
nearly overwhelmed me as I recalled that fateful day. I could still picture Estmere's skeleton accusing me in my nightmare. If I ever got back to the Coronation Chamber, he would certainly still be there. Did I really want to face that again?I turned away from the grisly spectacle before me, and stepped back inside.The way I figured it, these were my options: I could go back through the Gate and try to manipulate the time slip to get to some later date when the rabbits would be less vigilant...
A couple o' Antglade gourmets
Ragtime Rochelle wanted to see these two waxing rhapsodic about their favorite food.
Butts to the left of us, butts to the right
CTN wanted a closer look at some background characters from a scene at the Human Lovers Club. One of them is nastier than the others.
Veronika after a shower
Hmm, I'm starting to think maybe Thompson was right. St_Veronika would be a good addition to the Pinup Department.
Wanna see me do my Taral Wayne impression?
There has been so much dadgum stuff going on this weekend, I haven't had time to draw.Here's another archaeological relic that previously appeared in issue 25 of Gallery.
Bun!
"Nice boots."- The last words of an awful lot of moon-men.
Zandar's Saga 672
And the September Kelly pinup.PREV http://www.patreon.com/posts/88053871FIRST http://www.patreon.com/posts/9399583NEXT http://www.patreon.com/posts/89132254
September Doodles
I'm starting a petition to change New Year's to March 1st. That way the new year will start in the spring, which makes more sense, and September, October, November, and December will be months 7, 8, 9, and 10 as originally intended by their names. We will have a rational calendar at last! WHO'S WITH ME?Oh, and it's also time to start requesting Doodle again. Here's the rules if you're new or need a reminder.1. R rated or tamer. Nudity OK, female preferred. Males can't...
