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Swill Ain't Claimed Me Yet.
Harassed by exploding mechanics.Targeting my bat themed viruses.Obstructed by small furry animals sunning themselves politely on train tracks.BUT I am back!Apologies for the silence, I've been a little out of action.----The SWILL PUBLIC SHITTESTis rocketing towards completion. Alexei and I are working hard to get it into a shape worthy of your eyes. This is of course just the beginning and Swill will evolve dramatically as new rules, factions, minis are released. Here's a few pieces of...
SCAB STEAM CHAMPIONS
Never before have I seen such creations! A foul flotilla packed with screaming mutants. Each, twisted by your own imaginations into a horrific tub boat freaks, and all starting from a humble tin can. Blood has been shed, tears have been wept, and now we can announce our winner.BEST IN SHOW:Judged by the mysterious and inspirational Ana from Gardens of HecateHOBBETROLL !!!! Champion!!!! The Best of All Time! The Red Ribbon and a bucket of fish shaped resin is yours!The SS Sludge Kisser, what a na...
A Question of Pfish
It is Eel Day, and pouring out of the Dockyards come the hordes of the Pfishmonger Guilds. Hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of screaming, ragged mutants, froth at the mouths in a hateful frenzy. Barking muffled obscenities and chain smoking cigarettes, They press each other forwards, shoving friend and foe alike off the ramshackle wharfs and into the swill. Flailing in the sticky tar, the hopeless fools knocked over-side are quickly dragged down into the dark to be eaten alive over an eternity...
Biggest Turnip28 Mini Release of the Year
"Oh God, my insides."Hello Everyone.The Vats have been boiling and the international print shop is absolutely full of putrid new minis! Including: The beekeepers of Bhir, Frogspawn's 50 pounder, The Herd,and The Butcher Brigadeupgrade pack. The Vatmen have graciously allowed me to offer some discounted bundles and a Cult Starter too. I only had to donate a few fingers.Link to World Wide Print Shop:https://finura.dk/vare-kategori/models/turnip28/The Herd, Stump Gun and Butcher sets wi...
Scab Steam Generator
Hello fellow Scab enthusiasts, I have attached a Scab Steam Generator to help you with your Scab Steamer designs. And... PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, FILE DOWN THE EDGES OF THE TINS. THEYRE RAZOR SHARPEAT TINNED MACKEREL AT YOUR OWN RISKGood Luck. -Max
I Need Your Help
Dear PatronsSomething awful has happened. I have decided that Scab Steamers are more fun than tanks - I need you to make some.SCAB STEAM CHALLENGE COMPETITION1 x Scab Steamer: Monstrous ironclad and sentient meat storage device. Using a tin can, craft and paint a Scab Steamer. The Scab Steamer must be able to fit at least 3 minis on its deck and must be based on a tin, can or tin can. Swill's board size is only 24" so don't make it too big. It doesn't require a base and the tin d...
Last Tickets Left for Turnipcon!
Turnipcon has almost SOLD OUT. 42 out of the 48 GONE.Twice as large as last year, Twice as chaotic and in now hosted in a fancy new location: The tSN Arena in Nottingham! If you're interested in potentially snagging the last few tickets, please sign up to be put on the reserve list here: https://turnipcon.com/For more info, hop in the discord, where Ben (the lovely lad organising this crazy event) and I can answer your questions. Its going to be amazing seeing everyone who can make it, as we...
UK 3D Print Shop Open For Business!!!
The Vats emptied and the putrid remains of the failed homunculi oozed into the streets. The inhabitants of that foetid isle were thankful. finally something good to eat.UK 3D PRINT SHOP OPENLink: https://www.haychdee.com/Working with haydn and martin on both print shops has been fantastic. They're both the most hardworking and quality conscious vat creatures a person could ask for.Make sure you don't miss out on a set, as we're limited to 50 of each at the moment.Thanks for all those...
International 3D Print Shop Open For Business!!!
Hunched figures, hideous beyond all imagining, swarm around an enormous bubbling cauldron. The Vat Lives.Squeals of agony are squeezed out of a mass of pitiful creatures as chains are pulled and levers cranked.The Vat HungersA new age dawns as a thousand abominable homunculi, never seen before on this earth are spilled onto the cold floor, their limbs a pale grey, their sinews twisting as they harden.The Vat GIVES.The Vats are open, and there can be no turning back.The International Turnip28 3d ...
Adverts and Alleyways
The wonderful Thomas Carroll has given us a glimpse into one of the forgotten alleyways of Swill. Plastered with adverts for all sorts of strange products, events and job opportunities. Along with this, he's been kind enough to provide a print out sheet of posters to add to your terrain. Rules update on the swilltest to come. Now with more trauma!
Offal Reigns
Here's a fantastic illustration by Moritz for one of the two new cults for the global campaign. Two mighty factions will wage a brutal and deadly, month long, battle over cist. Much to the annoyance of the civilians. 2 new factions, 2 new cults. Pick your favourite and conquer the map. Paint, play, team up and annoy me to unlock access to mods of existing cults with your factions specific buffs. a bit like foxhole?This terrible trebuchet will form the base of a cult that hurls rotting carcas...
GLOBAL CAMPAIGN CORE RULES UPDATES
In the work up to the Global Campaign I'm refining the cult balancing. With this update I've focused on the Toadpole/Green Cults. Please give this a play and see how you feel. I'm sure a little more adjustment is needed.LINK: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1jdA3Xfe46V29yzMBw7K9mV4jT4EdH7Y_?usp=drive_linkGlobal Campaign? What's That? Well, you'll just have to wait and see. It involves sausages. Hit me up on the Discord if you wanna talk about the changes. All complaint...
The City of Swill Rises
Legend tells of a great and beautiful city. Swallowed by the earth and plunged into the depth of the world. The survivors, surrounded by a lake of malevolent oil, built a new city in the dark. Its foundation, the bloated corpses of millions. The city now thrives, its brutal conditions pouring more and more dead into its ever sinking foundations.100 Hundred HousesThis year I am building an entire city, my most ambitious project yet. One hundred crumbling houses, on 2x2' boards, in far worse r...
Murder at the Fish Market
and of course, I couldn't leave you without a little teaser. A scuffle in Swill has lead to a poor turnip breathing his last. Fishmarket haggling is much more violent than on the surface.Don't worry though, the sprats are here to clean up the mess. Inked by the utterly fantastic https://www.instagram.com/hernan_condedeboeck/See you next year-Max
Merry Christmas!
Im off for christmas!Got the biggest plans for the new year, but that isn't enough! Let me know what you want.Comment or send me a DM here or on discord. New Minis, New Art, New Rules, whatever you'd like to see!Ask and ill do my best. I'm at your command.Have a lovely holiday and Happy New Year!-Max
Turnips in Charge
More of the Forlorn Hope Kickstarter minis have made there way to Myminifactory. This time its the Turnips in Charge.Link: https://www.myminifactory.com/object/3d-print-turnips-in-charge-337651I've painted mine as Stranglin' Harry's Snivelling Spelunkers, a horrible snot themed Workhouse for my Swill testin'. Superglue and activator makes for some really grotesque bubbles.I'm about to finish up V2... its still in a google doc atm, so not quite pretty enough for public release...
Suspicious fish
very suspicious
Grogs Out Now
Hello Hello Hello!The Grogs, sculpted by the fantastic Saint Decent are out on the Turnip Myminifactory shop. I really hope you like them, they're full of little technical improvements that make them really nice minis. Link: https://www.myminifactory.com/users/Turnip28?show=storeWorking with my printers to hopefully get things together for a print shop opening at the end of the month, so you can get the printed minis!Thanks for all your support this year. Its been a wild one and it was great...
Shellwood Rampant
Out of the decaying forest of Shellwood slimes a knight, so bold, so heroic, so spectacularly delayed, that all cower before them. A combination of several sculptors, a lot of exploded resin, and some shattered lances, this nightmare is finally ready to print. I'll send you Tod's Folly patrons a message with your Snaily link. ALSO check out this amazing shellwood piece by Juan for Swill. -Max
Monty Hartlepool Master of Disguise
Fresh from the latest edition of Bilge: Swill's Illustrated News. Monty Hartlepool: STILL AT LARGEWanted for unlicensed skin stealing and crimes against Swill. ------------------------------Soaked in Gin for 1000 years? An Ape Shaped Halibut? An Old Man Stuffed inside a Taxidermy Chimp? Sources are unclear.Last seen by Bilge's resident cartoonist Robin Carey, who, after reattaching his face, has drawn us a few sketches of the rotter. More Sightings Expected as Swill Testing Continues.
Rootlings March to War
Squelching out of the marshes, ready to stab you in the knees, come an eclectic band of root vegetables. Rootlings!For Tod's Folly and above patrons: Both Supported, and Unsupported and with puddle bases and without, the Rootlings are designed to be slotted into your current units or fielded as a unit themselves.Sculpted by the talented Tine Fielding. Check out her other sculpts they're great: https://www.myminifactory.com/users/Tine%20Fieldling?show=storeUploading as we speak. I'll ...
Tank Rules
What a nightmareTANKS! But I think I got them working now. Skirmish games are all about interacting with terrain, so the key was making the tank ... gorka morka style movable terrain.Lots of places to put minis. Made out of sardine, spam and other tins and containers. - covered in stuff to sell... Think portable carboot sales.I still need to tweak a few things to get them to crush your own chaps in their tracks by accident when startled and without needing a scatter dice, but I feel I'm gett...
The Frozen Heights Of High Merg
Well... its more of a snowy hill. Another amazing piece by Juan I'm doing some Swill rules layout now with Alexei, and these pieces will take the form of tourist adverts in a Victorian style newspaper. The Turnip Expeditionary Company is doing everything it can to recruit some more fools since the last disaster. Each of these places will have some fun rules, hopefully giving your lots of ways to theme your weenies. Here's my force from High Merg https://www.instagram.com/reel/CrMCVHZLdep...
Phle'gm
Work Life BalanceIn the stifling heat and oppressive gloom of the public toilets, Phle’gm assembled his urinal cakes. The Workhouse had branded the cakes ‘New and Improved,’ of which Phle’gm was slightly dubious. Stamped with the face of a grinning halibut and boasting ten percent more swill, the foul oily substance from which the city took its name.Phle’gm always seemed to have the worst of it. For as long as he could remember, which was about half the time it took to really clean the...
The Monastic Alehouse Citadel of Bhir
There's something in the Squench. When the monks of Bhir fall into a drunken slumber, their illuminations come to life, causing no end of havoc. Another fantastic piece by Juan for Turnip Skirmish. Up next, the somewhat frosty peaks of High Merg.
Competitive Turnips
Hello Everyone! This one is for more the competitive turnips.TURNIP RANKINGSI'm interested in throwing an experimental digital tournament, with rankings, chess clocks, prizes and a little more of a cut throat attitude (while stream chat messes with you).With that in mind, I want to balance some of the cults. I'm starting with the green cults first. SO Please, and only if you've played them, can you fill out this form ranking the cults from Best Worst (1st being the best). Please Cons...
The Turnip Expeditionary Company
Desperate peasants from all over Cist flock to the streets of Sallow. The Turnip Expeditionary Company is promising adventure, riches and a rudely shaped parsnips to all who sign up. What awaits these hapless recruits as they journey out of their homeland and into the wider world? We will have to wait and see. -Another amazing piece by Juan Gómez: https://www.instagram.com/illustratorfodder/Links of Interest:Core Rules: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1Ex0nH0lRqEjNV1QEi7C-aOCGKGa_MKzu?us...
The Hog Barony of Slops
A little piece by Juan for turnip skirmish (Swill). The swinelands of Slops will be one of the origins for your little warband. It will give you access to some hogs and other exciting equipment. ALSOI'm in Lille this weekend, so will get back to all of your DMs on Monday. New Patrons looking for STLS, I'll DM them to you when i'm back.
Next Month's Minis
Hello everyoneA quick look at the Snail Knight WIP. The rider is being sculpted by Alex at the moment, and they're looking amazing.Alex's Insta: https://www.instagram.com/warpminiatures/Will be out next month for Tod's Folly patrons. I cannot wait to paint them.
OPEN FOR BUSINESS
The Turnip28 MyMiniFactory page is live!Link: https://www.myminifactory.com/users/Turnip28?show=storeFeaturing from the Forlorn Hope Kickstarter: The Forlorn Hope Core Set The Firing Squad The Moribund MutationsThere's some patreon bits too, but you got those anyway. 10% OFF FOR 1 WEEK USE CODE: potatreon More mnis to come. Just got to paint the wankers.Links of Interest:Core Rules: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1Ex0nH0lRqEjNV1QEi7C-aOCGKGa_MKzu?usp=share_linkSwollen Magglet Issue O...
