Turnip28 posts
Dirt Track Road Map
Hello Everyone!Just thought I'd lay out a little progress report of sorts.SCULPTSMMF: This week, the completed KS and Patreon models will go up on My Mini Factory to buy.Patreon: Two Snail Knights and six Rootlings are being worked on at the moment. I'm also concepting some pieces for chocolate bar turnip, which ill hopefully be able to show you soon.Swill: The Dredge Station Fishmongers and Lamprey's Revolver Rifles are being sculpted. Two little mini sets that will be a starter set...
Turnip Adventures
I've been travelling. Up through the wind and rain, and slightly dodgy train station sandwiches, to the freezing north of Nottingham. I went to BOYL (Bring out Your Lead) and got to talk to John Blanche about turnips *see picture of nervous bald man next to his hero. Met so many great people, saw cool minis and chatted a lot of shit.It was amazing.NOW IM BACKI see there's lots of new converts. Alfabusa has squelched up an incredible battle report, and terrifyingly, now people know we exi...
Snails?
Whats this slowly slithering over the horizon?Whatever it is, its certainly something. I guess we will have to wait and see. All I know for sure is the Snail is sculpted by: https://www.instagram.com/bigredmoth/The Knight Concept is by Garrot: https://www.instagram.com/fgsfds/And will be sculpted by Alex: https://www.instagram.com/warpminiatures/(bit of an experiment this one, two sculptors, two concept artists!)
Swill Gunner
This chap needs a name! Based on Victorian household cavalry and pith helmeted red coats. I thought we could do with some 1st rank, 2nd rank, volley fire. Wouldn't a little set of these chaps be lovely?BUT FIRST, what the hell do I call them?
Strikebreaker Progress
The horrific cavalryman has received a loping lamprey companion. Admire his fish skin cloak, tank shell helm, his pit nag, toe cable bridle and collection of charms. I can't wait to get these chaps modelled. With that in mind, have a peep at some of Garrot's amazing concepts for the Knights of Swill (one of the two starting Swill cults). A grumbling Foreman ready with blood-packs and bleeder.Links of Interest:Core Rules: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1Ex0nH0lRqEjNV1QEi7C-aOCGKGa...
Strikebreaker Cavalry
A little WIP Swill Art to keep you warm on these freezing winter nights. This is one is of the Strikebreakers. The Knights of Swill's household cavalry. Ready to run amok at the slightest sign of a smoke break.
Tabletop Swillulator
Hello HelloJust a little progress report. Rules: Knocked together a tabletop simulator mod for testing Swill. I'm happy with the core of it, so I begin the arduous task of creating the Demo.Art: Working on the super secret swill concept art, and the not so secret cover art. Lots of big full colour pieces to do.Robin's also doing a couple pieces and Moritz is bombarding me with inked fish. Minis: Alex starts sculpting the Knights of Shellwood this month, which will be available to patron...
Colouring in the City States
Good Afternoon everyoneI hope you've got your colouring pencils on hand, today we're doing a little world building.The wonderful Moritz has drawn some of the foul characters from the various "city" states of Cist. These horrid oddjobbers will be appearing in the Turnip Skirmish rules, but I feel we need a little colour in their cheeks.So, I'd like you to help me. Please, pick a character and colour them in. Lets canonise the colour schemes of each city state together. That...
The Faces of Swill
If you haven't seen these already, here's some more swill concepts. Faces, masks, helms, flensing tools, and some good luck charms. All perfect for harvesting that sweetened scab tank blubber. Core set of Swill minis should start to get sculpted next month! Super simple, and enough to get you modelling your little warbands. -Max
Call for Swilltesters!
Hello HelloI hope you're enjoying your monday.I require some playtesters to help me with some Swill fundamentals on tabletop simulator. Rolling a dice, moving a piece, and jumping down from a building and crying in the corner. If you're interested, please DM me on discord. You must have time for games and actively respond to my ramblings, otherwise I'll ban the socks off you. thank you.-Max
Swillcept Art
Hello everyone!I'm hard at work drawing a million concepts for swill minis. have a peep at some wips. lots more to come!
Sallow and The Mercenary Cults
The toes—collectively remembered as Von Sneg—had business tonight with the great city’s Mercenary Cults.Taster CampaignA small preview of the campaign system, featuring 6 new Cults, 6 new maps, and 50 grotesque mutations! A tiny taste of what's to come. A FREE print friendly version of the Taster Campaign rules are available here:https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/14WQVyVyaeIWcwYWk9T07QiDFIIIIh_cL?usp=share_linkNew Cults on the MarchWith the release of v17 of the Core Rules, its ti...
Turnip28 CORE RULES v17
Gather your troops. Fix bayonets. Devote yourself to the roots.What Is Turnip28?Turnip28 is a post-apocalyptic vegetable wargame. Players command Regiments of fantastic miniatures made up of incompetent Snobs, bedraggled Followers and bizarre war machines. You will weep. You will cheer as deranged peasants kick each other to death in the mud.A FREE print friendly version of the rules are available here: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1Ex0nH0lRqEjNV1QEi7C-aOCGKGa_MKzu?usp=sharingNew Year,...
Giving Credit
Hello Hello HelloPlease see attached for list of credits for the rules update. Make sure I've got your name right, and if you'd like anything changed you have... a couple days to tell me.Cheers!Max
Pleasant Scenery
Hello there!Just a little teaser for the new scenarios. (thanks to Kyle Map Crow Latino for the amazing tileset https://mapcrow.itch.io/)I'm finishing their rules, then its off to the editor and... done. New Core Rules (v17) have been playtested to death, the new Mercenary Cults are complete, and with a few connecting paragraphs to tell you more about Sallow we're ready to go!bloody exhausted!!!!! Cant wait for you to play them.Links of Interest:Latest Turnip28 Rules (v16a): https://driv...
Swill Frustrations
Phew Phew PhewI've finally done it, after almost half a year of failing to make decent terrain for swill (the new turnip skirmish game), I've done it. It's the best idea ever promise. It's got exploded mega tanks and cosy wallpaper.See godawful pics of just some of the hundreds of experiments I've been doing. Now I can finally make progress... and write rules about crawling around interior decorated tank hulks... and crushing people with your house. More, exciting, things to ...
Shields: Season 2
Hello my toad loving friends.I have some more shields for you! 23edsa has sculpted some lovely pavises based on the Guttersnipes, the ragged band of "assassins" from the rooftops of Sallow.If you're part of the Tod's Folly tier and above, ill be DMing you your guttersnipe shields in a hot minute. If you're a humble and well appreciated rat on a stick, please see attached for the Guttersnipe rules. We've been testing them in the discord, but i think they're ready to be...
Accident at the Mint
Felled by a plummeting turnip, Norbert proved a wonderful leader of no consequence. On this day, the Turnip Mint commemorates Norbert's reign with the release of its first Ducat: The Shiny Norbert.Accepted by Squeezy Pete in the car park behind big Tesco, double sided and ready to print, the Norbert is useful for 40mm objective markers and other gameplay shenanigans. A fine addition to the free turnip STLs. You can find both the supported and unsupported Shiny Norbert STLs in the Turnip Mint...
Mercenaries on the Horizon
Nearly finished the 6 new Mercenary Cults!ExcitingWhat I could do with is some playtesters to help find any strange interactions that i've missed.Send me a DM if you're interested!Have a peep at the cult leaders, though we have one more portrait still in the works. Which is your favourite? Mine is Wandering Morris. I'll leave you to guess which one that is.
Twitching on the Floor
Hello Everyone!I've been a little quiet here while I work on sorting the Kickstarter out, but don't worry I haven't forgotten about you. THE TANK COMPETITONWhat amazing entries, I can't believe the level of sculpts. Thanks to all who entered, and the judges for taking the time to perv on some warmachines. We had a great time seeing all your entries on stream. I'll root out the winners and get you your prizes!!!! BEST TANK WINNER: Garrot (amazing) FILTHIEST TANK: phasmidOne (a...
JUDGEMENT OF SWILL
The end of the competition is coming fast. You have until midnight (GMT) on the 17th to submit your entries.THE COMPETITION IS HOTSaint and I will be judging them live on Twitch at 7pm (GMT) on the 18th. https://www.twitch.tv/stdecentPREPARE
Quick Post for new Patrons
Hey everyone! Thanks for subbing! I'll DM you your crabs, shields and pets this evening when I get some time.
KICKSTARTER IS LIVE
Project is Live.HYPE HYPE HYPELINK TO KICKSTARTER: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/turnip28/turnip28-the-forlorn-hopePlease help us by sharing the link. We want to keep making more and more minis for you and turn Turnip into the truly horrific abomination it was meant to be.Thank you for all your support! Turnip is impossible without you.Links of Interest:Latest Turnip28 Rules (v16a): https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1Yev8X1RFqTuZHIrRXLBevsHzU46pCmD-?usp=sharingSwollen Magglet Issue O...
ONE DAY TILL TURNIP MINIS
Just one day left!ONE DAY LEFT HYPE HYPE HYPEHere's some pics of my Forlorn Hope painted in classic turnip fashion. They're so good to paint! I love the little idiots.I'm going to be taking loads of pictures of the sculpts, how to convert them with other kits and drawing a million concepts for the stretch goals.I'll knock together a few tutorials too, why not? I've been putting it off for too long!please in comments give me ideas for stretch goals. Tell me what you want and i...
TWO DAYS TILL TURNIP MINIS
I've emerged from the pits to bring you the most exciting news. OFFICIAL Turnip28 Minis! Multi-pose, 3D printed figures, both digital AND physical. We're bringing the project to kickstarter in just two days. HYPE HYPE HYPE The Forlorn HopeThe Forlorn hope is the first core miniature release for Turnip28. Saint and I have been working so hard. The figures capture the wonderfully miserable artwork of the Turnip28 rulebook and can represent any of the core infantry units: Fodder, Brutes or ...
SCAB HEAP CHALLENGE: WIN TURNIP MINIS
Its competition time!SCAB HEAP CHALLENGERules: Inspired by the Experimental Tank Document (see attached), you have just over a month to build a single Scab Tank from the depth of Swill. Convert, paint and upload a high resolution picture of your warmachine and its heraldry to the Discord competition/scab-heap channel for the chance to win fabulous prizes. We have 3 categories that will be judged by a selection of talented artists and designers from the turnip community. 1. BEST TANK: Saint Decen...
Carefully Placed Neckerchiefs
Hello everyone. I've assembled the turnip test prints and now its time to paint them. Would you like to see me do paint schemes for a few Cults of Cist? The new figs have little scarfs so its a great place to put splash of thematic colour. I'm a little undecided. On one hand it can be inspiring and cool. On the other hand, it might come across as too prescriptive? I wouldn't want someone to feel put out because they painted their Feast of Charybdis in a "non cannon" colour. I...
Printable Idiots!
Finally got my grubby hands on the test prints. Here's some pics. Aren't they great? Saint and Alex did an amazing job. They're so fun to build with all the options though the little root vegetables are honestly the star of the show. You can see them on the musician. I need to make more.A few little tweaks to do before the final release. Kickstarter sometime in November for the infantry with some stretch goals like poses, extra packs, heads, horrific gory explosions. Print on demand ...
Turnip28: Grand Bastard Review
Unspeakable Horrors await as the 2nd Annual Turnip28 Internal Inquiry begins: 6 New Cults, 6 New Scenarios, Better Balance and Loads of Quality of Life Improvements. Spew me your feedback and pictures of root vegetables before it's too late. Send all balance thoughts, rules questions, suggestions or photos of shapely vegetables to: Turnip28vegbox@gmail.comNext Big Patch out Novemberish.MaxLinks of Interest:Latest Turnip28 Rules (v16a): https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1Yev8X1RFqTuZHIrR...
The Radish Rolls Forward.
Thank you for voting on the next big mini. You have chosen Snail Knights (good choice).I have some great ideas for battered and weary snail knight covered in furs, broken shields and lances. It will be quite hard to separate it from all the other snails out there, but I think I can do it. like the crab, it will be multi-pose and compatible with all our other bits. If you'd like a particular option sculpted please say and ill add it to the list for consideration. For example: Would you like t...



























