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Film Sack Round Table: Hidden Gems You Need to See
We did a round table this week all about those little movies you never saw but should. Love to hear about yours as well!
Film Sack 725: At Close Range
On this week's Film Sack, At Close Range! Reunited with his career criminal father, tough teen Brad thinks he's found his ticket to an exciting life of crime, only to find out he's wrong. How wrong? You might have to ask Madonna about that!RANDY POEMAt Close RangeYoung Sean Penn glaring through cigarette haze,While Walken smirks in his unsettling ways.They’re kin, they’re crooks, they’re something in between.A farm, a Ford, a gun, a shattered dream.The mullets flow like rivers ...
Film Sack PRESHOW for the week.
How bad are the Badlands? Tune in and find out!
Film Sack 724: Diamonds are Forever
Film Sack is BACK, and this week, so is BOND! A diamond smuggling investigation leads James Bond to Las Vegas where he uncovers an evil plot involving a rich business tycoon. Seems simple enough! Perhaps the audience will feel shaken, and not stirred.RANDY POEMDiamonds are ForeverIn Las Vegas, 'neath lights and glitzy glam,James Bond returns with Connery's big ham.He’s chasing gems, but fighting girls is worse.Two smugglers, clones, and Blofeld in reverse.A moon buggy careens through d...
Film Sack PRESHOW for the week!
Welcome to a new month! And welcome to new preshow content from these chuckle nuts!
October Bonus Sack! "Needle Drops!"
Let Brian Ibbott be your guide this month! Enjoy!
Film Sack 723: Return of The Living Dead
On this week's shambling episode of Film Sack, two bumbling employees at a medical supply warehouse accidentally release a deadly gas into the air, the vapors cause the dead to rise again as zombies. What will happen? Who will be nude? Who will die? And why is this our last Sacktober episode for the year? Come on in and find out, the hard way!IBBOTT LYRICSThe split dogs cry out in the nightAs we drive to the graveyard in our vandalized transportationMy striptease dance aims to exciteAnd on t...
Film Sack PRESHOW for the week
Enjoy the preshow that beats all preshows. Or something to that effect.
Quick poll for you guys! Pre-show Question!
Do you prefer having the pre-show a separate thing as it is now, or would you rather see it combined with the main show file each week?
Film Sack 722: Slither
A small town is taken over by an alien plague, turning residents into zombies and all forms of mutant monsters. James Gunn's first movie!IBBOTT LYRICSAlien meteor across the skyThe town of Wheelsy on a Deer Cheer highIn my police cruiser I give a sighThinking of a Starla, I hear Air SupplyBut she married Grant Grant, and I just can't denyBut there's bigger fish to fryWe found slugs in a hopeless placeWe found slugs burrowing in my faceWe found slugs from outerspaceWe found slugs I do...
Film Sack PRESHOW for this week!
Get in and get the goods!
Film Sack 721: Friday The 13th
On this spooky episode of Film Sack, a group of teenage camp counselors attempt to re-open an abandoned summer camp with a tragic past, but they are stalked by a mysterious, relentless killer. Stupid teenagers!RANDY POEMFriday the 13thAh, welcome, friends, to Camp Crystal Lake’s fame,Where counselors die before we learn their names.Our heroes trip on roots, as all must do,While Jason’s mom plays peekaboo with glue.The sheriff’s drunk, the teens are full of sin,They skinny dip, then lose a ...
Film Sack PRESHOW for the week!
Getting colder outside! Stay inside and listen to THIS!
Film Sack 720: Sleepaway Camp
On this week's Film Sack, Sleepaway Camp! Bunks and showers are a mad stabber's beat at a summer camp strictly for teens. Sacktober has begun in earnest!RANDY POEMSleepaway CampAt Camp Arawak, autumn’s in full swing,The counselors flirt and teenage hormones sing.They splash, they fight, they gossip by the shore—Not one suspects their story is a bore.The chef gets cooked, the lifeguard takes a nap,A prank turns deadly. Oops! There's another trap.Each scene more dumb, each death mo...
Film Sack Preshow for the week!
Enjoy the preshow, and enjoy the brownout Scott had right in the middle of it.
Sept 2025 Host Bonus: "It Starts With Music"
Randy has a musical one for ya this month! The best movies that start with a scored musical introduction. Not opening credits, not dialogue, and not pop music. Movie score that sweeps you away.
Film Sack 719: The Discovery
Two years after the afterlife is scientifically proven, a man attempts to help a young woman break away from her dark past. Can the most handsome man in Hollywood history save the day? Let's DISCOVER together!RANDY POEMThe DiscoveryEach shot is framed all sad for sadness' sakeBut nothing happens. No one seems awake.The soundtrack hums with melancholy tones,While extras mill about like mindless drones.You’d think the budget vanished overnight—The whole script courtesy of "Craigsli...
Film Sack PRESHOW!
We have many things for you. Are you ready for these many things?
Film Sack 718: G.I. Joe Retaliation
On this episode of Film Sack, the G.I. Joes are not only fighting their mortal enemy Cobra; they are forced to contend with threats from within the government that jeopardize their very existence. Like they say, Go Joe, or Go Broke!RANDY POEMG.I. Joe: RetaliationThe Joes return with guns and macho pride,Yet half the cast from last time up and died.They kill off Duke— and that's their hunky jock.Now put it on Bruce Willis and The Rock.Cobra’s big plan? To drop some bombs from space,Lady J...
Film Sack PRESHOW for the week!
Get in, and leave your shoes on!
Film Sack 717: John Carter
On this week's Film Sack Podcast, a war-weary former army captain is inexplicably transported to Mars and reluctantly becomes embroiled in a conflict of epic proportions. Maybe this is ok after-all?RANDY POEMJOHN CARTERUpon the screen he leaps, a brooding guy,Yet no one cares whether he live or die.He mopes on Mars, a desert red and bare,But still we yawn and shift within our chair.Our hero jumps, he soars a hundred feet,But plot and script collapse beneath his feet.The aliens speak nonsense...
Film Sack PRESHOW this week!
Let's talk about 8-tracks, why not!
Film Sack 716: Medicine Man
On this week's Film Sack Podcast, we dive into 1992's Medicine Man, with Sean Connery! In the beautiful and dangerous Amazon rainforest, dissimilar people must make their choices between business, science, and love. You ever lose your car keys?IBBOTT LYRICSI traveled to the AmazonTo locate this grumpy docAnd all he wants to find are plants, plantsEven when he's dead soberHe still slurs whenever he talksAnd all he wants to find are plantsBrewing up the spit-wineThe local drinkAnd all ...
Film Sack PRESHOW for this week!
Enjoy the chatterings of your favorite film fools.
Film Sack: Roundtable - Why Dunaway Hasn’t Seen Interstellar
Bucket list movies! Ones we surely should have seen by now in our lives, but for whatever reason have not! We know you’ll have a load of these as well, so feel free to share! Contact us at filmsack.com!
Film Sack 715: Judgement Night (1993)
On this week's Film Sack podcast, four young friends, while taking a shortcut en route to a local boxing match, witness a brutal murder which leaves them running for their lives. Show me the money! Ooops, wrong movie. It's Judgement Night!IBBOTT LYRICS!Uh huh, Judgement Night's like thisUh huh, uh huh, that's the way it isJudgement Night's like thisUh huh, uh huh, that's the way it isHey Ray, get us to the gameSedan? Nah, they're all the sameTest drive a ride that nic...
Film Sack PRESHOW for the week!
Get that Slurpee on!
Film Sack 714: War of The Worlds (2025)
On this week's Film Sack podcast, a colossal invasion of Earth is coming in this off-kilter take on the legendary novel of the same name, filled with present-day themes of technology, government surveillance, and privacy. It also has Ice Cube in it! So Eff the police, comin straight from the underground indeed!Enjoy the link Ibbott mentioned in this episode with the super cut of Ice Cube reacting in this movie. :) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTmLmaVtSR8IBBOTT LYRICSWorking for the DHSThi...
Film Sack PRESHOW for the week!
Enjoy some lively discussion from dorks!
Forbidden Fruit Films: Your August 2025 Host Special, with Scott Johnson
Howdy all! Been wanting to do this one for a while, and now it's here! I hope you enjoy it, and look forward to your feedback!
