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You have certainly seen the teasers alllllll over Twitter, a..

You have certainly seen the teasers alllllll over Twitter, and you might have even seen a clip or two floating around, but here is part 1 (of 3) of the stunning, sexy, and slutty (that's a compliment) @Gunnar_Gates being drilled and filled by: @alex_kof2 @heightshoundsxx @mattywestxx @rio9rande (and me) Shot by Vinny Banana and Edited by Ryan Spade for NY Seed

I may be a little biased, but MY favorite Christmas traditio..

I may be a little biased, but MY favorite Christmas tradition is here for everyone to share 🎄 The 12 Days of Christmas (plus a couple) for your enjoyment, starring: @alexpowersxxx, @altieeilish, @bigload_daddy, @globalbttm, @mattywestxx, @persianprince_x, @showoffjonah, and @uncutjock. Shot/edited by NY SEED.

VPL = visible penis line. You know 'em, you love 'em, can't ..

VPL = visible penis line. You know 'em, you love 'em, can't get enough of 'em. But are all of them created equally? Or can one type be much hotter than another? Is it spicier if it's one you're not supposed to see? Like a straight man's. Or your cousin's. Or the news anchor. Are grey sweatpants the pinnacle of VPL, or are they too common to be the best? Does size matter, or is any VPL a hot VPL? These are the things I ponder as I wait for my work email to refre...

I spend a lot of my time at home nude or semi-nude. Ok, if I..

I spend a lot of my time at home nude or semi-nude. Ok, if I’m being honest, I usually have to wear at least a jock or I end up getting distracted… Sometimes even with underwear or more, I just have to stop what I’m doing (like decorating for Christmas) and focus on needs more primal than strings of lights.

It's the most wonderful time of year to watch the massive Ch..

It's the most wonderful time of year to watch the massive Christmas orgy from last year! It will tide you over until the FULL 12 Days of Christmas makes it OnlyFans 🎄 Featuring the greatest of all time: @justinthejock3x @letseatcakexx @cagedjock @discodicknyc @damagedbttm @bostonjock1 @uncutjock @crwnewyork @showoffjonah @yusabx WATCH IT ALL HERE: https://onlyfans.com/479423840/ctrlzalt

I don't know why his name is @alwaysthirsty because I'm alwa..

I don't know why his name is @alwaysthirsty because I'm always salivating at the chance to get him naked. He's hung, horny, hot... AND smart and nice to talk to. As they say where I grew up: "God really does pick favorites" 😂

What does this turkey have to do with sex? Why am I showing ..

What does this turkey have to do with sex? Why am I showing you what I baked for friends last week? Well... because life imitates art, and a large plug can be just as satisfying as cornbread stuffing. Swipe through the pics to see my best 🦃 impression.

One picture was taken after a neighbor stopped by to relieve..

One picture was taken after a neighbor stopped by to relieve his.... stress. The other was taken after 12+ men used my face as target practice, one after the other, for about 10 minutes. Can you tell which is which? 😅 Stay tuned for the 12 Days of Christmas (3rd annual!) coming soon

Look at these. Do they look like they’ve been washed? Get a ..

Look at these. Do they look like they’ve been washed? Get a little closer. Do they smell like they’ve been washed?

Trying something new and pretending my little logical left-b..

Trying something new and pretending my little logical left-brain head can do something minimally creative.... Do you like it though? 😅

Can you tell I had a hard week? 😅

The Lisbon airport has one runway, which means every single ..

The Lisbon airport has one runway, which means every single incoming plane take the same route: above my hotel room's terrace. I didn't intend on becoming the unofficial Portuguese welcoming committee, but I'm willing to take on this difficult role for the good of my country (my country of two weeks only, but who's counting?).

The second load of the day always makes me jealous of those ..

The second load of the day always makes me jealous of those guys who shoot ropes all the way to the wall... I've been told the only REAL solution is to drink more water and that just seems like a lot of work 🙄😅

I have something I call "lower ab veins" now, where the vein..

I have something I call "lower ab veins" now, where the veins bulge a little and you can see them like you sometimes can on guys' arms. It's a weird thing I find myself attracted to (like when a guy has a flat bridge of his nose, like a Roman statue... I don't know, don't ask 🫣😅) and suddenly I have them too, after a summer with tons and tons of biking. Anyway, this is the kind of thing I notice when I'm jacking off before bed 😇

I sent a picture to a guy on Instagram (@ ctrlzalt.ig) and h..

I sent a picture to a guy on Instagram (@ ctrlzalt.ig) and he said "No, send it again... with feet." And if there's one thing about me, it's that I like being told what to do.

I have been friends with @goodboybruiser for a long time now..

I have been friends with @goodboybruiser for a long time now. We see each other out, we end up at the same orgies... but we never got our hands on each other one-on-one until our spontaneous little "romp in the woods" 😆

Do you have that one thing... it could be a fetish, a porn s..

Do you have that one thing... it could be a fetish, a porn scene you love, a dirty kink... that one thing that will ALWAYS send you over the edge? Like if you're topping and taking forever (or going a little soft!) or if you're jacking off before bed and you know it's time to wrap up... What is that ONE thing you think about to get you where you need to be? I want to hear about it in the comments, or in my inbox if you don't want to share publicly 😈

One thing I love about @alwaysthirsty is that he's so clean ..

One thing I love about @alwaysthirsty is that he's so clean cut, smiley, handsome.... and then you get him naked and he's got a filthy mind 😈 He came over to my house on Fire Island and we took advantage of some alone time. But he wasn't my first of the day, and he knew that, so he wanted to make sure the other cum had a second chance to shine 😂 "reduce, reuse, recycle" I suppose

This is VERY unlike any other video I've posted, but I thoug..

This is VERY unlike any other video I've posted, but I thought we'd try something new 😉 I was going to take a video and chop it up for some background of me trying on different underwear, but I decided to give you the whole show in one piece 😅 I didn't really know what I was doing at first, but I started narrating some of it as it went along. We will be back to your regularly scheduled programming soon 😘

That's... a lot of cum. @jaysummerspr and @ortizjona took S..

That's... a lot of cum. @jaysummerspr and @ortizjona took SO MANY loads, and a bunch were from @aidenxxxward alone! @alex_kof2 @champleatherpup @jackariesxxx @echoxxxavier @gemtattedfrk @alwaysjasoncoxx @mattywestxx @boejackryan and @persianprince_x deliver a gang bang finale as impressive as you'd expect from that group

Ok so I TRY to be punctual and all that stuff but SOMETIMES ..

Ok so I TRY to be punctual and all that stuff but SOMETIMES I walk in late to a group scene and just have to join in late. (Oh now, the bottom is already pre-loaded by the time I show up? What a shame! 🤪) So I may have been a little absent in scene 1, but I heard rumors that you might spot me in scene 2... @jaysummerspr and @ortizjona bottom like champs, @aidenxxxward hosts, and the tireless tops were: @alex_kof2 @champleatherpup @jackariesxxx @echoxxxavier @gemtattedfrk @alwaysjasoncoxx @ma...

This is definitely a scene you're going to want to watch all..

This is definitely a scene you're going to want to watch alllllll the way through. @jaysummerspr and @ortizjona came all the way from Puerto Rico to celebrate Pride in New York City, and our host @aidenxxxward was insistent on showing them how welcoming and accommodating New Yorkers can be 😉😈 The welcoming committee included: @alex_kof2 @champleatherpup @jackariesxxx @echoxxxavier @gemtattedfrk @alwaysjasoncoxx @mattywestxx @boejackryan and @persianprince_x

I may have been a little too ambitious when I got this one 😭

Part 2 with @coltonreecexxx really has me thinking he and I ..

Part 2 with @coltonreecexxx really has me thinking he and I need to schedule another shoot...

I have fantasized about getting @hungskater naked for a LONG..

I have fantasized about getting @hungskater naked for a LONG time. Let me tell you, folks, don't give up on your dreams 😂

Someone politely reminded me that I never posted the full vi..

Someone politely reminded me that I never posted the full video with @coltonreecexxx, so I'm correcting my error... and hoping we can make a new one soon. This is part 1 and they get better and better...

How was his aim? Rate him 1-10 😉

Waiting until the last minute to do my taxes is fine, I gues..

Waiting until the last minute to do my taxes is fine, I guess… but there’s not really any time to deal with distractions like this 🍆

So uh… what do I do with this now? I’m sure there are a coup..

So uh… what do I do with this now? I’m sure there are a couple options. Thank you for the outpouring of support, everyone! A person’s sex life has NO affect on their ability to be a professional, to be good at their job, or to work in a government role. This is not the end 😉 OF deleted this when I posted it originally yesterday but I’m not sure why 🥴