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THE MARTIAN JOB
🕑 Added 2025-06-11 14:06:02 +0000 UTCOh yes, kids, it's time for more of that sweet, sweet DOS TRASH.
I don't remember who linked me to this game but thank you it has been living rent free in my head for the last month. MARS 3D, The Ultimate Fighter, the game that spits in the face of intellectual property law while not even having the common decency to be any good whatsoever.
JET HUNTER had too few lines for me to ask Gianni to do a funny voice. The game breaks and fights me at every turn to get through seven levels. By god it took me three attempts to get through one playthrough and I dragged my feet.
Next time I'm resurrecting Postal content. Call it a "Rawdemption."
gl;hf,
-Civvie
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Comments
Civvie
Damn it I was already gonna call it “The Edensin Rawdemption”
Fallout Zombie
Oh, also - "Next time I'm resurrecting Postal content. Call it a "Rawdemption."" - - - - does this have anything to do with Postal 2's recent remaster announcement? I SMILE
Fallout Zombie
I'm late commenting because my payment didn't go through for some stupid reason and I don't know why and I'm sorry please don't electrocute me BUT I remember this "game"! I was a kid, and I thought I sucked at it! Turns out the game was rigged! I still suck at games but I'm blaming the game on this one! Exclamation marks!
Argon Productions
“What have I gotten myself into?!”
Harry_Sach
Slavjank was only the beginning. We are taking jank international!
Max Camp
Long time supporter, very rare suggester/requester: I think a cool game to do a video on would be Arthurian Legends, for the following reasons: -extremely jank but still manages to be fun -solo developer who made the game then disappeared from the face of the earth -made on a weird shitty engine -interesting use of early Middle Ages setting for a retraux FPS (technically the s stands for slasher) -somehow, despite all the above, barely anyone covered it on release. very much a hidden and flawed diamond in the rough
Shalim'a Wolf
I would prefer "Shalim'a Wolf" rather than the name I pledged with, since...uh...well, Egor is my legal name, but Shali has transitioned.
Alyxx the Rat
Doom at home. Wait...
Peter Travis
Great video, Civvie, thanks for this and all the others. There's a Starship Troopers FPS from 2005 I'm wondering if you've stumbled across. I know how much you love Marines In Space AND mid-2000s military shooters, and I bet Klendathu has some beautiful sewers
Peter Travis
8: ...10?
Shawn Grant
Thanks Civvie, what a surprise! I only know of this game because of Dwars. He sounded equally thrilled to play it too lol.
Dumari
Speaking of stolen textures and sprites.... Pro Space Trucker when Civvie?
Powerhouse Willington
Have you ever played a game called “Zero Tolerance” on the Sega Genesis? It has a Wolfenstein feel to it.
ZordLedd
Jesus, this game feels like it crossed over from another timeline where ChatGPT happened 30 years earlier.
Civvie
Sorry about that, I’ll have it fixed for the next upload!
Garry Webber
Didn't want to bother but you spelled my name wrong in the credits, it's Garry Webber with 2 r's. Because my mother can't spell. Alternatively you can use Lothar Hex, which I use most everywhere else. Either is fine.
Nachts
Looks like it's Jank O'Clock again kids! Keep all tentacles and mutated appendages inside the Mars Train as we must stop it.
Mario_bland
Everything from the tawainese booleg scene amazes me. Look up their fighting games and like weird nes bootleg reskins of games to make them pokemon or titenic(sic) 3.
Scrimitzu
Great as always, thank you for your endless quality entertainment Civvie
Mateusz Bartoszek
Fresh new Civvie serving the most disgusting DOS trash in months and I'm all for it!
PullmyfingerCivvie
hell yeah!
BDP Illustrations
To paraphrase Thorhighheels - absolute scung
Burd Up
Thr pinnicle of dos trash gaming
Banjo Track
Excellent, more DOS trash. Always love these eps
Civvie
Last time I played that it was just Quake with bad levels. Has something changed? Plenty of people seem interested.
Tom van Uijen
When are you going to talk about Brazilian Drug Dealer 3?
JD Scarbrough
Mars Attacks! Intelectual Property
ChickenShred
Glad I watched Final Reckoning a few weeks ago
Orre Karre
Woke up from food induced coma to Civvie induced coma? Nice
Tore Schweer
Dos trash is what i come for, stay for and eventuallly keep hanging around for.
The Inquisitive Mug
This couldn't have come out at a better time. Thanks for the grind, CV.
prozax
reverb fart sfx
JOE MOTHERFUCKING TREEFELNER
Fuck yes
Ghostybirb
Unrelated news, but Duke Nukem himself said "Civvie 11, Hail to your channel, baby!" Check out JSJ's official YT channel to see it. Pretty awesome to see!
Nathan Tipton
This week fucking sucked until exactly right now.
