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🕑 Added 2025-01-23 02:27:44 +0000 UTCChapter 69 Common Sense-Altered Dating is Normal (1)
Revisiting Newgate Department Store after a long time.
After the last incident.
I thought I'd never come back again.
I never dreamed I'd visit again so soon.
'Honestly, I had no intention of coming.'
No matter how much it's Korea's best department store, unless they have exclusive sales like onaholes, you can get items elsewhere.
If anything, they tend to charge more due to the brand name.
'Honestly, if it weren't for Maria, I wouldn't have come.'
I turned my head to look at Maria arm-in-arm with me.
Since she's from the same high school as me,
She must have gotten the alumni meeting notice too.
When I asked suspiciously if she was going to go as usual,
-Are you crazy?
...she said and forcibly dragged me to the department store.
It was about time to get some nice clothes,
For formal occasions and to put that guy's nose down.
We visited without any notice this time too, but
"It's been a while, Jinwoo. Have you been well?" "Manager, why are you here..."
For some reason the manager greeted us at the entrance.
Did someone tell them I was coming?
The welcome seems modest for that though. Well, whatever.
"So what brings you here today? Are you tired of onaholes?" "No, that's not it. I just want to buy some clothes." "Ah, clothes you say."
The manager looked me up and down at my words,
Then nodded as if understanding.
"VVIP customers certainly need to dress up a bit. You look too ordinary." "............."
Who wants to be born ordinary?
I'd like to be handsome and manly if possible too.
But do I get to choose that?
I was just born this way. What do you want me to do!
Of course it wouldn't be difficult with modern science.
But I don't like it. Putting a knife to my face.
Above all, my face is a treasure my parents gave me, even if it looks like this.
I shouldn't mess with it carelessly.
It's funny that I took my mother from my father though.
"Then shall I guide you right away?"
"Hmm, if you would..."
"No, that won't be necessary."
When I refused the manager's offer, Maria looked at me with surprised eyes.
Given my usual personality, I would have just bought clothes,
Eaten a meal while out, and gone home...is what I would have said.
But I have no such intention today.
With my arm around Maria's waist,
I kneaded her breasts and said:
"I want to go on a date today. So I don't need a guide." "I see... Understood. Then I hope you have a good time."
The manager tactfully stepped aside.
Unlike the branch manager who became a shut-in,
It's nice that he's quick-witted.
I should reward him later by ejaculating thick semen in his womb.
"Ungh!"
Just then a pain struck my side.
I turned my head wondering what happened,
And Maria was glaring at me fiercely with a sullen face.
"Hey."
"Huh? Why so sudden? Did I make a mistake?"
"Are you really thinking of going on a date with me?"
Did I offend her?
Though I've accumulated experience with nearly 100 partners,
The traces of being a virgin loner haven't completely disappeared yet.
So when Maria and I went out alone,
I thought 'Isn't this a date?' and even wore decent clothes,
Could this be out too?
Fashion is harder than I thought.
"Well, if you don't like it we can just buy clothes and..."
"No!"
Maria interrupted me and clung to my arm.
I really don't know what tune to dance to.
Maria's fickle heart is so troublesome.
"Ugh, for a date I should change into sluttier clothes."
'Uh, everyone can hear you?'
More importantly, in the common sense-altered world,
Wearing slutty clothes is the norm for dates.
Her outfit is already slutty,
But it was more of an accessory to highlight Maria's looks than slutty.
I guess when the original is good, the clothes don't matter.
"Then before we start our real date."
"Ah, should I lend you my pussy first?"
"No, I just want to kiss."
We can have sex anytime anyway.
Right now I just want to enjoy a passionate deep kiss with Maria like lovers.
She looks puzzled at my words,
But she doesn't seem to want to refuse my request.
She closed her eyes slightly and puckered her lips.
"Maria..."
"Mngh..."
Slurp slurp slurp.
If this was before the common sense alteration,
People would have given us looks for this passionate deep kiss, saying it's too much PDA.
But now, as if this much is nothing,
No one even pays attention to us.
Maria's switch seems to have flipped too,
Charging forward aggressively like a wolf.
"Whew..."
"......"
After ending the deep kiss that was long if you call it long,
And short if you call it short,
Maria looked at me breathing roughly with a flushed face.
I embraced her and whispered:
"I love you, Maria."
"Ungh!"
Her waist trembled slightly upon suddenly hearing my words.
Surely it's not what I'm thinking?
Did she cum just from me saying I love her...
"Hah, really... You're hopeless."
"Huh? Huh?"
Maria suddenly bent down and put her hand on my pants.
My pants were smoothly removed by her touch,
And she stuck out her big butt towards my erect dick.
"You made me horny! So take responsibility!"
"Yes, yes, I understand."
"Unghh♥!"
Squelch!
So it ends up like this after all.
I thrust my dick into her crotch overflowing with love juices like a flood.
Maria's onahole pussy squeezed my sensitive spots precisely,
As if she had fully grasped my preferences.
I was planning to refrain from vulgar acts as much as possible,
And just enjoy a cozy date with her.
But as expected of the common sense-altered world,
It turns into this as soon as there's a little opportunity.
It's not that I dislike it.
How could sex ever become boring or unpleasant?
It's just that I've been eating pork barbecue every day,
So I felt like having some bibimbap today?
Sometimes you need time to detox from dopamine, right?
But the world,
Maria doesn't seem willing to allow it.
"Yes♥! Pound me hard like a beast♥! Ahh♥!"
Squelch! Squelch! Squelch! Squelch!
Her body seems to have become more flexible since becoming an onahole,
As she spread her legs wide in an I-shaped challenge.
Thanks to that my dick thrusts even deeper,
And I kissed her passionately while grabbing her thighs.
But at times like this, it's a shame to only have two hands.
I want to touch her breasts too,
And knead her plump butt.
Is there a good way...
'Oh? I have that.'
I often forget since I don't use it much,
But don't I have the Ghost Hand ability?
An capable ghost hand that even transmits sensations.
"Unghh♥!"
When I immediately grabbed her breasts with the Ghost Hand,
Maria flinched in surprise.
Though nothing is visible to the eye,
She can feel the sensation and her breast shape changed.
The first thing Maria suspected was:
"Jinwoo. This is you, right?"
"Of course it's me."
As expected, she suspected me.
I understand I'm the only one to suspect in this situation,
But it makes me feel complicated that she suspected right away.
More importantly, how did Maria know?
I never told her I had this ability.
"Well, the way you touch is exactly like you."
"......"
You even remember how I touch?
This time I got aroused in reverse.
"Maria!"
"Unghhhh♥! Unghh♥! Ohhhh♥!"
Squelch squelch squelch squelch!
I moved my hips roughly like a beast tearing into meat.
How dare an onahole make me aroused?
I won't go easy on you even if you're my childhood friend!
"I'll cum lightly once for now!"
"Ohhhh♥?"
Spurt! Spurt! Spurt! Spurt!
The fierce ejaculation sound echoed through the department store lobby.
At that, even other passing customers stopped,
And watched our mating with heated faces.
So what! What are you going to do about it!
Did you contribute anything to me wanting to ejaculate!
"Unghhhh♥! Still not enough♥?"
"Maria is too lovable. I can't be satisfied with just once."
"Really♥. I guess it can't be helped♥. Pound me until you're sick of it♥."
I was planning to do that even without you saying it.
"Ohhhh♥!"
"Maria, I love you!"
Squelch! Squelch! Squelch!
I shook my hips again before even finishing ejaculating.
It's a bit different from the initial plan,
But this is more like us, so isn't this fine too?
At least that's what I think.
***
"Ungh♥! You should cum in moderation♥! What is this♥!"
"Sorry..."
Maria with her belly swollen like full-term pregnancy kept hitting my chest.
I admit I went a bit overboard,
But honestly Maria was too lovable so I couldn't stop.
Thanks to that, Maria looks like she'll have to go on a date with a heavy body.
"If you really hate it, we could go to the bathroom and take it out..."
"I hate that even more♥!"
I suggested expelling the semen continuously,
But she's firmly refusing like that.
Thanks to that, we hurriedly got a plug on the 2nd floor,
And only after blocking her pussy could we finally start our date.
"That dildo, isn't it smaller than your dick?"
"It is definitely smaller."
I heard normal couples date at adult shops too,
Is this how they talk?
It feels strange looking at dildos with Maria.
We were once childhood friends,
Grew a bit distant as we entered puberty,
And now we're connected as onahole and owner.
I wonder what our relationship would have been like if the common sense alteration hadn't happened.
Would we have remained friends like before? Or become complete strangers?
"Hey!"
"Huh? Sorry. Did you call me?"
I must have gotten lost in thought,
And failed to answer Maria's words.
I hurriedly apologized and looked at Maria,
When she suddenly grabbed my face and roughly overlapped our lips.
"Mmm♥."
"Ungh!"
Slurp slurp slurp.
A sticky deep kiss filled with love.
As I was absorbed in the lovely sensation like my brain was melting,
Maria pulled away with a sullen face and opened her mouth.
"I don't know what you're thinking about. But focus on me. We're on a date right now, aren't we?"
"...Right, I must have spaced out for a moment."
Right,
There's nothing more foolish than thinking about what-ifs.
Now is the time to cherish our current relationship right in front of me.
I smiled while holding Maria's hand,
And she snorted and smirked.
"This is our loser. You're already ugly, but you look even uglier with that expression."
"That's an unfair factual attack."
For now it felt like we had returned to the normal world I knew,
Not the common sense-altered world.
Though Maria was still in her underwear with her belly swollen with semen.
But isn't the feeling good enough?
"In the end, we didn't buy anything on the 2nd floor."
"There weren't any dildos more amazing than your dick."
The only thing we bought,
Was a plug to block Maria's pussy.
Other than that, we headed to the 3rd floor without any gains.
Selling various beds and furniture,
The problematic place where I had a big fight with the blond guy.
Back then I couldn't properly look around and got hit by the branch manager,
But this time I should be able to look around peacefully.
"Hmm. This bed is nice. It would be good for bouncing hips."
"Don't you usually think about how it is for sleeping?"
"Hm? Beds are for having sex, aren't they?"
Maria tilted her head as she sat on the bed.
Right, if you say so then I guess that's how it is.
What use is there in me speaking when my common sense alteration has been undone?
But as Maria said,
The rebound force would make it less tiring than usual,
So I could bounce my hips faster and more.
"But our bed at home isn't bad either, right?"
"That's true. It's more expensive than this bed if you compare prices."
This bed is 5 million won.
But the bed in our house costs 30 million won.
Why is the bed so expensive?
Honestly, I don't know either.
I just use it because I received it as a gift from Jung Sahwa.
My sense of economy isn't broken enough to buy such an expensive bed with my own money.
"Is there anything else you need?"
"Not really? We just bought new furniture for our house recently."
That's true.
We bought everything new when we moved in.
There's no need to change furniture that's not even a month old yet.
Still, since we're here I looked at other furniture too.
"Is this considered furniture too?"
"Why are you asking the obvious? Did you hit your head somewhere?"
SM equipment found among the furniture.
From triangle horses,
To X-shaped devices for restraining people.
I was speechless at the array of all kinds of SM items.
They're really selling this kind of thing as furniture even in the common sense-altered world.
I looked around in disbelief,
And read a small sign:
-Product recommended by Jung Sahwa, executive of the Erotic Management Agency!
'It's you again, Jung Sahwa.'
That masochist left her mark here too.
I get that she's an amazing person,
But don't stick your face in places like this.
In the corner of the sign was a photo of Jung Sahwa being whipped on a triangle horse while tied in turtle bondage.
I really can't understand Jung Sahwa.
What's so good about that?
"Oh, customer?"
"Hm?"
Just then a voice came from behind.
I naturally turned around and saw a familiar face.
It was that employee who served as my dick case during my last visit.
"Oh, it's been a while. Have you been well?"
"Yes! Thanks to you I got pregnant and received lots of bonuses!"
An energetic voice as always.
Her nipples still seem shy,
As they're tucked in, making my dick get hard.
"Ah, and here's the item you requested last time."
"This will add to my collection."
The item the employee handed over was none other than a pregnancy test.
Seeing the two clear lines,
It gives a strong feeling of conquering a woman again today.
As I looked at the pregnancy test with satisfaction,
Maria who had approached at some point clung to me.
"Who is she?"
"She's a department store employee I met last time. She was the first employee to assist me."
"Oh, hello!"
The employee greeted Maria politely, intimidated by her aura.
But Maria's aura remained strong,
As she looked the employee up and down as if evaluating her like a queen.
"By the way, could this be your wife? She's really beautiful."
"She's a good one. I like her."
I was speechless at the 100% self-interested result.
Is it because she was just called a wife?
She'd be the best if not for her dishonest side.
"By the way, did you two come for today's event too?"
"Event? What's that?"
"Eh? You didn't know? It's this."
The employee took out a rolled up poster from her pussy,
And unfolded it while spraying love juices.
-World's Greatest Sex King & Queen Selection Tournament.
What kind of event is this now?
