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🕑 Added 2025-03-16 19:03:41 +0000 UTCEP. 134 Pregnancy is Easy, Right? (1)
I was defeated.
And utterly so, without any room for excuses.
My confidence that had soared high crumbled in an instant, but
On the other hand, I felt fortunate to have been defeated early.
If I had been utterly defeated after causing trouble elsewhere,
I wouldn't even be able to lift my head right now.
Above all, it ended like this because the opponent was Jung Sahwa.
If it was someone else, I might have fallen to being a meat dildo.
"More importantly, did S-grade exist?"
After ejaculating two or three times,
I asked Jung Sahwa who was quietly drinking cold water.
"Yes, it exists. Of course, it's top secret so few people know."
"Then shouldn't there be S-grade dicks too?"
Isn't it strange that there are S-grade onaholes but no S-grade dicks?
At my words, Jung Sahwa's shoulders twitched slightly as if there was something she could guess,
And she averted her eyes.
"That does exist, but... he's already passed away..."
"Could it be the bureau chief..."
An answer that will never return.
It seems it was true after all.
No, are you crazy?
He gave himself an S-grade and praised himself?
I knew he was an ugly and gloomy old man, but
I never thought it would be to this extent.
It's not even a setting made by a kid,
To make himself S-grade and ensure no one else can reach it.
Well, that's the kind of person who made the world like this.
We're left to deal with the aftermath.
"Well, let's move on from that. Is there any connection between becoming bureau chief and S-grade onaholes?"
"Yes, there's a very close connection."
She gulped down water,
Then put down the empty glass.
"Five secret missions to become bureau chief. Two of them are realizing you're under common sense alteration and gathering 7 S-grade onaholes."
"And there are still 3 more after that?"
It's really hard to become bureau chief.
Of course, it's like becoming king of the common sense-altered world.
It would be stranger if it could be done easily.
More than that, reaching Silver rank is my priority before secret missions.
From what I heard from Jung Sahwa,
There are already two candidates who became Silver rank.
There are 8 Bronze rank candidates including me,
But other candidates are working hard to become Silver rank too.
It's only a matter of time before I fall behind if I stay still.
'First let's see what missions there are.'
I forgot what missions there were since I was living without thinking about it.
Originally before smartphones became widespread,
Everyone remembered close relatives' phone numbers,
But after they spread there was no need to remember so we don't know them,
Like how there's no need to remember when you can see it right away by taking out your phone.
'Are there any interesting ones?'
While leaving cleanup fellatio to Sophia,
I slowly examined what missions there were.
But no matter how much I looked, nothing caught my interest.
Well, it's wrong to seek fun in this kind of thing from the start.
If I just put fun aside,
And focus on ones I can finish quickly...
Pregnancy Guidance Business Trip
"Hooh..."
An interesting topic that caught my eye then.
It's not written in detail what I need to do,
But my dick getting rock hard,
Seemed to be begging me to definitely do this.
Yeah, I don't know about the others, but let's do this one first.
The next day.
As instructed by Jung Sahwa, I visited a certain home.
It's somewhat old,
But the exterior is neat so it's an apartment where many young couples live apparently.
Honestly that's none of my business,
But the words "young couple" make my mouth water.
"Yes, who is it?"
How long did I wait after ringing the doorbell?
Along with hurried footsteps, the door opened,
And a woman in a micro bikini greeted me.
"Oh my, could you be..."
"Yes, I'm Kim Jinwoo who came as a pregnancy guidance counselor."
As I introduced myself lightly,
Her gaze looked me up and down,
And she carefully guided me inside with a slightly flushed face.
Then a man whose eyes met mine in the living room.
He looked like a middle school student so I thought he was the son, but
I heard the couple has no children.
Then...
"Are you perhaps the husband?"
"Yes. I'm the husband, Won Siyeon."
As expected.
The man who looked like a middle school student was none other than the husband.
I was startled for a moment at the soft touch when I shook his outstretched hand.
He's never done any rough work,
A delicate hand that could be mistaken for a woman's.
It hasn't even been 1 minute since meeting,
But I roughly grasped what part was the problem.
"Before we start, I'll ask but. You're both aware of the situation right?"
"Ah, yes."
Originally I can't touch a woman owned by someone else,
But if I have the other person's consent,
It means I can do as I please without any hesitation.
In other words, it's legal netorare.
"First the education will only be conducted for today. There will be no additional education after that."
"Ah, yes. I understand."
The husband diligently checking documents nodded repeatedly.
The wife sitting next to him nodded with a solemn face.
Then the confirmation is done so there's no reason to hesitate now.
Still, I came to work seriously so let's check a few things.
"First show me how you usually do foreplay."
"R-right now?"
"Yes."
The husband hesitating at my words.
The wife urges the hesitating husband to hurry up and do it.
At that the husband with a bright red face touched her breasts,
But it's not like he's playing with clay,
He showed a doubtful appearance that made me wonder if this could be called foreplay.
You call that pathetic thing foreplay?
I feel complicated at the childish play that really makes my dick shrink.
Like that about 5 minutes passed.
"I-I do it like this."
"I see."
Ending with clumsily touching her breasts.
No wonder they can't even have proper sex, let alone get pregnant.
The husband seemed to read my expression and kept checking my reaction.
I need to clearly point this out before starting.
"Husband. Listen well. What you did isn't foreplay but playing house."
"P-playing house?"
The husband greatly surprised at my words.
Don't tell me you really thought that was foreplay.
I sighed involuntarily at the reaction and turned my gaze,
Asking the wife to take off her swimsuit.
"Like this?"
At that the wife became naked without any hesitation.
I carefully touched her pussy,
But it was a dry pussy without a single drop of love juice.
"You saw right? How is this foreplay in any way?"
"T-that's..."
Usually even just touching the nipples for 1 minute,
Some love juice should come out.
For it to be dry enough for tissue to fall off after touching her breasts for 5 minutes,
It should be seen as not doing foreplay at all.
No, is this why they called a pregnancy guidance counselor?
"Then I'll show you how to do foreplay. Watch carefully."
"A-alright!"
The husband answering with a solemn resolve.
The wife sat next to me with a somewhat dissatisfied face,
But I patted my thigh and said:
"Not there, but here."
"You want me to sit on your thigh?"
Originally foreplay isn't done facing each other,
But with bodies somewhat pressed together.
It's not like you're dealing with a doll, to do foreplay while facing each other.
The wife sat on my thigh with a dubious expression.
Just from sitting on my thigh,
She had an expression saying it wouldn't change much,
But let's see how long that thought lasts.
"Now, first lightly touching the nipple..."
"Ungh♥!"
Just from touching her nipple,
The wife's body twitched and her waist straightened.
Of course the husband watching that. Even the wife who moaned looked at me surprised.
"D-did I just moan?"
"Yes. That's right. Is there some problem?"
"N-no. There's no way."
Don't tell me this is her first time moaning?
No, to moan for the first time in a world overflowing with masturbation and mating.
What nonsense is this, like a Korean who can't eat kimchi.
For now I ignored the wife's reaction,
And resumed the foreplay lecture for the newlywed couple.
"First rather than touching the whole breast, it's better to focus on the nipple like this."
"I-is that so?"
"Unghhhh♥! Unghh♥!"
Moans bursting out each time I touched her nipple.
Her waist trembling non-stop.
If this much from just 20% foreplay,
What if I do 100%, won't she really die?
While sinking into thought for a moment,
I gave the wife foreplay in front of the husband.
Unable to endure the gradually building pleasure,
"Unghhhhhh♥! I'm cumming♥! Cummingggg♥!"
Splurt! Splurt!
She sprayed love juices while letting out moans to her heart's content.
The love juices flew so vigorously,
They thoroughly wet the face of the husband sitting across,
And I noticed the husband's crotch slightly swelling.
"If you do foreplay, the pussy should get wet like this."
I stroked her pussy and stretched transparent threads of love juice,
And the husband swallowed dry saliva while listening intently.
"If you forcibly insert without proper foreplay, it can be quite painful. So it's better to do it properly."
"Ah..."
What was that reaction just now?
Don't tell me you've been inserting without proper foreplay until now?
I glanced at the wife's reaction,
But she was still unable to escape the afterglow of pleasure and didn't care.
This is no joke,
It's seriously full of problems!
'I was just planning to fuck the wife under the pretext of education.'
It's so serious that my desire to fuck disappears.
Well, that doesn't mean I won't fuck her though.
"If you do foreplay thoroughly, it's possible for love juices to overflow, but this much is enough so I'll stop here."
"A-alright."
First I moved the wife next to me,
Then I stood up and started taking off my clothes one by one.
At that my black dick that has fucked countless women appeared.
Surprised by the appearance of the huge dick,
The husband's eyes widened,
And the wife still absentmindedly let out faint moans.
"First the most important thing is making the other person recognize they're dealing with a man."
"B-but my wife knows I'm a man."
He doesn't understand.
Of course you married because you're a man.
That's not what I'm saying.
"More precisely, you need to make them recognize you as a mating target. A male."
"M-male?"
"Yes, like this."
I immediately thrust my dick at the wife's face.
Gradually the light returned to her eyes,
And she started sniffing with her nose flaring.
"Hah...♥. Hah...♥."
The wife's female instincts revealed as she smelled the thick male scent.
Completely captivated by the dick smell,
She was absorbed in smelling it even with her husband in front.
The innocent-looking gaze from when we first met disappeared,
And changed to a bestial gaze saying she wants to get pregnant quickly.
Seeing his wife like this for the first time,
The husband swallowed dry saliva and looked back and forth between me and his wife.
"This makes it easier to ovulate. Do you understand?"
"Ugh... yes."
Then I picked up the thoroughly aroused wife,
And sent her back next to her husband.
You're not fucking her right away?
Do I look like such an amateur?
I just released her to catch a big fish.
The real thing starts now.
"First try doing it as you usually do."
"R-right now?"
The husband flustered at my words.
But when I nodded,
He hesitantly started taking off his clothes like me.
Unlike my sturdy body, a body that made me doubt if he'd even hit puberty.
Still his dick proudly pointing to the sky seemed to be claiming he's a man,
This person's husband.
'About 11cm I guess.'
It's not particularly small, but not big either.
Just an average level?
Compared to me it's almost the level of a slightly large clitoris, but
I shouldn't mock someone trying hard.
"Honey, I'm putting it in."
"Mmm...?"
Squelch.
By now my scent had faded and her husband approached,
The wife who came to her senses received her husband's dick.
The husband's dick entering easily thanks to sufficient foreplay.
The husband's expression melted from pleasure upon insertion,
And the wife didn't seem to dislike it either,
As she hugged her husband while exhaling heated breaths.
"Hah... Hah... Honey... Honey..."
"Mmm♡, I'm right here so take it slow♡."
Squelch squelch squelch
The husband slowly shaking his hips.
It seems he's going slowly to delay ejaculation as much as possible,
But dissatisfaction started showing on the wife's face.
Well with hip movements like that,
How can he prove he's a man?
At this rate even ovulated eggs will return to the ovaries.
"Ungh!"
"Mmm♡! Hah...♡."
Spurt! Spurt spurt
...It's over already?
The newlywed couple finished before even 2 minutes passed.
Isn't he just taking a short break?
I thought that too,
But I doubted my eyes at the thin semen that came out as the husband pulled out his dick.
You ejaculate in less than 2 minutes even going that slowly?
You're really embarrassing me as a fellow man.
Moreover satisfied with just once,
The husband's dick drooped and leaked pre-cum.
"I-is this good enough?"
"Yes, well..."
There are so many things to point out that my head throbs,
But what I need to do doesn't change.
I approached the wife blankly watching semen flow out of her pussy,
And she flinched when she saw my dick.
"Then I'll show you what real sex is."
"Real sex?"
"Gulp."
The husband asked with a puzzled face,
But the wife swallowed dry saliva as if sensing something.
Then she bent over holding the sofa,
Completing a posture perfect for receiving dick.
"Now husband. You need to watch properly."
"Yes, I'll watch everything without missing..."
"Ohhhh♥!"
Squelch!
Before the husband could finish speaking I inserted in one go.
The innocent womb that couldn't be reached by the husband's small dick until now,
Was permitted by a man she met for the first time today.
Splurt! Splurt!
She sprayed love juices as if surrendering afterwards,
But I have no intention of stopping here.
