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🕑 Added 2025-01-12 10:11:21 +0000 UTC

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Kaka

literally will swab the poster and get it personally tested for a perfume.

Sofia Molina

Oml

@d4ylaaa

No he's not

hope

i'm scared about the things he posts...

Dayami Flores

Is he okay?

IzaBella

Where has this adorable and goofy dude been all my life???

Sunnylovesmotorbikes

was that a litraly question? you know what we'll choose, but like, which ever one you pref Love oyu!

🎀Dani🎀

haha aushen im just asking...are u talking about picture pictures or just pictures?😏 and lowkey i would die if i got ur cologne gang..like i would be smellin that shi- 24/7 ngl👀

Nayara

I need that!!!

Claire

Because it is a beautiful image 🙂‍↕️

Beth

Omg Claire why did you put that image into my head

Arya

LMAO YES PLEASE

Claire

...boudoir photos? On Kiwi?

Nayara

He can tease us with anything

Nayara

We need a tutorial of that

Beth

KIDDDING

Beth

but what kinda pictures are on the poster…😏

Beth

aushens about to bring out clone teddies of himself I’m telling you

Beth

Omg that would be so cute!!!

mcxyp

also DAMN! Aushen with the expensive bottle of cologne! okay rich daddy! 😏🤑

mcxyp

I vote option 3! hand signed poster as signed by Aushen and a fat lipstick kiss on mine as kissed by Aushen! 😏😘

Liv

Oh wow we’re getting spoiled, and you let us choose what we want🤭 never been curious as to what someone smells like, and now I kinda am😂

Zahra Jabbar

I have never been so curious trying to find out what this man smells like smh 😭

Maham Rana

That cologne going to be sold out !!!

Lorena 🦀

I fear I'll be stuck (gladly) here forever if I know what he smells like

Inês ♡

No because I did the same 😭 how flexible is he?!

Daisy_ Thy_rat

Which ever one u prefer ofc, I js hope I can actually buy it tho 🗿

Inês ♡

When I become rich I won't tell anyone but there will be signs (the signs being me buying Aushen's merch like I'm collecting infinity stones)

kay_darling03🦀

Aushen’s cologne is like a forbidden wonder for us and he knows it goddammit

kay_darling03🦀

Not me lifting my elbow trynna figure out how you managed that I hope to the gods you mean the crease of your elbow and not the bone of your elbow cause that’s what I originally thought and that doesn’t seem right 😂

Ira🦀

not the elbow

Ira🦀

@doves yeah right! he should just let his pretty girls know to keep em safe and all that 😇

Ira🦀

@claire thank u thank u 😔😙💓

Nayara

Have you already chosen which poster it will be?

Arya

14 year old Aushen having the time of his life…

Aushen Ride

fs ima put on so much lipstick and then make out with my elbow like when i was 14

Nayara

Maybe you need to stock up your cologne 😂

Claire

I'm sure we could find ways to help out and keep him hydrated..

Arya

Can I get a kiss mark with a lipstick on my poster pretty please 👀

Claire

Aushen is a scent-tease

Nayara

Maybe Dior? Givenchy? 🤔🤔 He could tell us if we are close 😂

Claire

... ayo?

Mariel A

He would need to be HELLA hydrated to get his orders fulfilled. Also his poor hands/arms.

Claire

Life juice 🤣 But yes, that

Arya

This doesn’t answer my question Aushen lol

Aushen Ride

Not gonna be on the poster AHAHAH

Claire

Knowing how expensive cologne can be... 👀

Arya

And we didn’t even notice because that’s our man lol

Arya

He said secret object with scent so… the international shipping should be considered which takes days so it might not linger 🙄

Nayara

Expensive bottle… fancy!

Claire

Colgone is my favourite

Mariel A

Of.... uh... The... Aushen... life... juice?

Claire

It would stay on the clothes better. It might linger on the poster.. (Speaking as someone who has sprayed stuff on drawings...)

Doves🤍

The fact that he wrote cologne three different times and all are spelled differently 😄❤️pls never change Aushen

Nayara

Secret object???! 👀

Arya

Logistically speaking… would it stay on though?

Shin

Maybe I need to find a sugar da--- to sponsor me so I can buy Aushen's merch.

Arya

I’ll be sniffing like a narc dog to find out what’s the brand so don’t mind me

Claire

It would be one sprays worth

Heichou

I'm still waiting for the day when Aushen will announce a plushie merch of him and/or kiwi. PLEASE DO IT 😫

Mariel A

How else will I fulfill my demonic obligations?

Shin

I chose option 2 knowing that I can't buy that anyway because ✨I'm Broke✨ and I have to pay for some shit like house stuffs and for upcoming eid celebration---😮‍💨

Doves🤍

Very smart of you Ira to mention this! Aushen, I too would like to know the 'colgone' brand, ya know to prevent a possible allergic reaction 👉👈

Arya

Oh I’m so glad that I delayed buying merch now

Claire

Yes, please don't inadvertently kill our Ira 💜

Aushen Ride

I cant spray it on the clothes as an option :D

Ira🦀

okay but what if i am allergic to an ingredient of the cologne you should let me know which one you use so I can make sure I don't die 😙🫶🏻

Regan the Rebel💜

*wheeze* AHAHAHA

Claire

Don't give him ideas 🤣😭

Doves🤍

"hey before you package any clothing can you spray *brand of cologne* on it? No specific reason" Imagine having to explain you're shipping to feral girls who are dying to know what you smell like lol

Claire

It's good for the skin? 😏

Mariel A

Same but it was not necessarily his "scent"

Claire

He knows he can tease us with it 😭

Ira🦀

he'll never tell us what cologne </3

Claire

Soft Kitty, Warm kitty...

Regan the Rebel💜

Damn, you right, you right… hmmm

Claire

But the merchandise comes from a third party, so hooooow?

Claire

Thanks for randomly liking this post, Aush 🤣❤️

kay_darling03🦀

I mean it depends on the day right? I’m feeling like coming out on top at the moment I suppose, and community is so important when coming together 🥰 I feel like Sabrina Carpenter when we make jokes like this it really makes me happy tbh 😂

Mariel A

Option 3. Essence du Aushen in a tiny potion bottle included in special merch boxes. To be sold for $69.69 excluding tax

Doves🤍

Had the same thought😂 I already have a hoodie of his, if he'd drop the name of his cologne I'd buy a bottle and drench my hoodie in that thing asap

Daisee

SPOILING US

Daisee

Ooo I’m about to be brokeee.. but an excuse to buy another hoodie I want sooo

Claire

Hopefully we're on top. And we'll be coming together Is that about right? 🤣

Claire K

He really is a big kitty

Mackenzie Deeley

It’s obviously up to you don’t feel pressured or anything!!

Claire

aaaaaand now I have an image in my head of Aushen rubbing his scent on stuff, like a cat. Dammit..

Aushen Ride

That can also be an option, but I dont think that would be until late May/June

Claire

If you're doing hand signed posters, you should personalise them 😉 js

kay_darling03🦀

Oh ladies we’re getting spoiled now, I love being one of Aushens internet gfs/wives with yall this is so much fun, now I’m stoked for whatever comes out on top- (there’s a joke there somewhere but I’m writing something gruesome for my book so it’s not coming to me- (there’s a joke there too same issue) ) 🙈