Aushen's Club 🦀
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Explaining a Book I read in the fourth grade for 50 min!
🕑 Added 2025-01-13 12:15:58 +0000 UTCHello my pretty girls lmk if you like this or NOT sorry if its too long im so tiered, also I have THREE nsfw audios posted up on the other tier make sure to listen!!
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Elio
My plan was getting to sleep with your voice but then you talked about Warriors and I knew I wouldn't be able to sleep before you finished. It was my favorite book series, haha, and it was really cool to hear you explain the general plot, like... Wow. It brought back a lot of memories. Every so often I remember Warriors and want to re-read it and catch up (I think I stopped reading around when you stopped, too?) but there's so many books, it's hard to find the time/motivation/focus. Anyway, I'm rambling. Point is, thank you for taking the time to talk about it, even if you were tired. It was really nice to go back to this universe with you.
Quercus
Scrappy was my favorite character nooo 😭
mcxyp
this is like one of those voicenotes that your partner would send to you after remembering something from so long ago and then sharing it with you! 🥰🥰 this was very sweet and I listened to this before I went to bed so this was 👌🏼👌🏼 I've also never read The Warriors so hearing Aushen go on about it was very cute 😅😅 Please do more of these. I'd love to hear you yap away
Marshy
Listening to this while cleaning is therapeutic. Just him sitting there yapping is such a blessing
Erin
You could reread and continue the series as an adult then share how your view on it has changed/ how you still agree with your original opinion
Erin
I don’t think I’d be able to comprehend this all in the fourth grade lol Aushen you have always been a genius
Erin
This is so fun! I’ve never read this series but it seems really creative and def something young Aush would love reading
Alice Voice
Not Clickbait! Its so hot... He is whimpering and moaning for us...
Doves🤍
I finally had time to watch it and it took me tf outtt😂😭 aushen speaking Mandarin was not on my bingo card this year😭
Sav
y’all in his new nsfw tier, is he actually… yk 👀? i need to know for scientific purposes before i decide to upgrade
kay_darling03🦀
Also I forgot to say it but I did end up being put to sleep by this man’s smooth and inadvertently sensual voice only to be abruptly awoken by one of his spontaneous bursts of sound, only to giggle, rest my head back down on my pillow, and listen to the rest as I slowly drifted off 10/10 experience even with the jumpscare 🥰 (jumpscared me worse than FNAF ever has)
Nayara
You cried 🥺
Nayara
“Getting wet…” you know so well!!
Nayara
I loved you change your voice to play the characters ❤️
Nayara
I’m waiting you come for NSFW tier
Meh
IM CRYING UR POST ON REDNOTE WAS ACC SO FUNNY
Ella
Loved listening to this Aushen🫶 Love you❤️ Goodnight and hope you sleep well💙😴
Ira🦀
🥹🫶🏻 yes same for me we just want some peaceful sleep ayo😪
kristen alyssa
His name was fireheart, leaf pool is actually fireheart’s daughter. His crush’s name was spotted leaf. And scrappy’s name was scourge. I have great memory 🤓
Mariel A
I'm sick and listening to this is tripping after. I'm like. The cats are doing what? With who?
kristen alyssa
I LOVED WARRIORS
Claire
I call dibs on Sand-Dagger 🤣
Jordie
Updating my username to Sand-Star
Doves🤍
I had put listening to this off until I went to bed and I can't stop smiling like an idiot 🥰 Despite all the surprising amount of death (seriously, every death especially Scrappy's had me shook) it was still wholesome and cute to listen to :) I like your way of storytelling aushy xx
metamorphosella
Also the nsfw stuff... You heard Aushen talk. Now imagine him making other sounds... Yes, it's that good ✨️ Just trust me, Aushen Ride can give you an imaginative ride and he doesn't even need a bike.
metamorphosella
Please make shower thoughts audios a regular thing. I think I remember asking you to do yapping sessions about stuff you like before. I really love just listening to you talk. Your voice is very calming and you just give me safe space vibes. Thank you, Aushen 😊
Hannah Miller
Ngl it’s giving the cat version of ACOTAR 🤷🏽♀️😂😂 But if I’m being honest if I had this book summary when I was in 6th grade I probably would have started to read them 🫶🏼😂
metamorphosella
Can I please just cuddle up against you and you put your arms around me and yap until we both fall asleep?
BLANCA
Bruh if my local news anchor had a voice like Aushens you best believe I’d tune in to watch it everyday (I can literally listen to his voice for hours)
Hannah Miller
Scrappy’s story seams to be the best … like oh hell yeah ! 😂😂 but then the plot twist !!! Oh no 😱
Olabrith (liv) 🕷️
Please do more long videos like this of you just rambling about stuff you remember or are super passionate about, because first of all... it's really cute and second I just love to hear you talk and I'm just selfish like that. 🤩🤩🤩
Olabrith (liv) 🕷️
you are so adorable... i love it 🙂↕️
metamorphosella
Aushen, I'm so happy. This is literally me explaining the fantasy romance books I'm reading if anyone is stupid enough to ask me about them 😅😅😅
metamorphosella
I'm 5 minutes in and I love this so much already 🥰🤭 I'm actually smiling over here 😅
Hannah Miller
“Also 4:20” 😂😂😂🫶🏼
Claire
Ilyt! ❤️❤️ Aw sweetie, that sucks 🥺 I know how that feels though, it takes me ages to fall asleep and I'm a super light sleeper, so I never get much sleep 😆
Claire K
Haha I can see you lurking Aushen. Did you have a good sleep at least?
Ira🦀
oh we really fkn do 😭 but even if i go to bed early it doesn't change much since i simply cannot sleep peacefully through the night :( me miserable and tired no matter what it is what it is thank you for your sweet words my wonderful claire🥹ily!!!🫂💓
Arya
*Checking my notes*
Aushen Ride
He died and his son became the new leader
Claire
The pretty girls really need better sleep schedules I feel your pain though, lovely Ira 🫂❤️ You can do it though, I believe in you
Ira🦀
aushy you are my fav yapper <3
Ira🦀
guys i am going back to work tomorrow and it makes me wanna cry and my insomnia GOODFKNBYE idk how imma survive it 😀😀😀
Ira🦀
I had so many thoughts while I was listening but couldn't write them down since I was also journaling and now I forgot all of them abskxklf gonna relisten tomorrow ♡
Lady Abigor
I definitely think you have something here. I think this is the beginning of the Aushen Ride book club.
Arya
Okay but what happened to timothy in the end?
Lita 🎀
probably it doesn't happen only to me, but your voice has some sort of comforting effect, and i love that ❤️🩹
Regan the Rebel💜
It’s so cute! Idk if he recognizes Aushen’s voice of if it’s just the meows, hold on I’m gonna test it out
Liv
You explaining this story makes it even more interesting, I could listen to you talk all day🫠🤭 This franchise has enemies to lovers that’s amazing The mom having to 💀 her own kid is insane in a children’s book fr I love how some children’s books can be so detailed and unhinged I enjoyed this, thank you aushen for getting me- RELAXED listening to your voice again🤭
Brooke
Okay, last thing, the NSFW tier... fuck. We love it🫠 totally worth it💯
Liv
Oh I felt the pain of footage being lost, corrupted, or just not coming out the way you hoped it would😭 Also, last time you read a book was when?!?!😭
Brooke
Sorry yall, I feel like I'm over commenting😅
Lita 🎀
Cooking and having lunch while listening to this felt like we were on the phone and i had you on speaker 😌 I was so invested in how you were explaining the books IT WAS REALLY FUN 🤭🩷 No lie, i could listen to your voice for hours
Claire
OMGG, Ripper sounds like a proper little rider
Claire
Omg, that's adorable 🤣❤️ Now I'm wondering what voice Ripley would have..
Brooke
He tied it on his paws using the opposable thumbs that all cats have, obviously 😂
Brooke
"This one is Fire Timothy" 😂
Ira🦀
me currently imagining a hot as fuck cat in cat terms why do i see it
AlBlamb
I love personifying my cats too! Lol With my last cat, I would call him a “distinguished gentleman that went to Harvard.” And I imagined he sounded like Sherlock Holmes if he could speak 🤣
Brooke
"Imagine getting wet" I don't have to imagine 🤭
AlBlamb
It reminded me of the story time thing with Deadpool at Disney (I wish I could have seen it live!) there’s a ton of videos of it online if you want a good laugh
Brooke
I would melt
Ira🦀
i was so focused journaling and listening all quiet me and my headphones and then you meowed and said "maybe that's why i meow so much" and it made me laugh out loud i can see lil aushen practicing his meows back then
Regan the Rebel💜
OMG, since I made his meow my ringtone, everytime I get a notification, Ripper meows back at him🤣🥰
Claire
Aushen speaks cat, confirmed Ripley just gives me dirty looks whenever she hears him 🤣
Beth
thimothy😭😭 YOU’RE SO CUTE
Ira🦀
my motivation for today was this audio did most of my stuff NOW IT'S JOURNAL AND LISTEN TO AUSHY TIME YIPPIEEEEEE <3
Regan the Rebel💜
FUCKING HELL i love this man’s voice… he could be degrading me and I still be sitting here with butterflies (I apologize for getting more feral/needy the longer I am on this Patreon, I am so sorry)
Regan the Rebel💜
AHAHA WHEN HE MEOWED MY CAT MEOWED BACK!!! That was amazing and so cute! Ripper just kinda walked into my room and stared up at me with wide eyes and kept meowing back at Aushen, he was like tilting his head slightly. That was the cutest thing ever!!!
Beth
“imagine getting wet, I bet that’s you” well I won’t say it’s not me
Beth
I did actually fall asleep to this so now I’m re listening because I missed it
Beth
I need you to call us kitten
Regan the Rebel💜
Yes aushen, it’s Thunderclan 🤣🩵💜
Beth
I’m gonna come to you indeed- oh I already did- I mean wait
Regan the Rebel💜
Timothy?!🤣🤣🤣 as a pet he was named Rusty, once he became part of the clan he became Firestar lmao!! (Pretty sure the blue cat he’s talking about is bluestar)
Regan the Rebel💜
It’s ok:) I’ve got a spring mattress and I fell asleep with my hip right on a spring last night, it messed me up lol, thank you🩵💜
Claire
Nooo, Regan ❤️ I hope you feel better soon, my love 🫂
Regan the Rebel💜
I woke up in so much pain this morning, this was so nice to listen to omfg… I love listening to him ramble it literally puts me in a different headspace so quickly💜🩵
Brooke
I forgot about these books! I remember loving them as a kid but even as you explained it, I still don't remember anything that happened in them😂
Claire
My brain is refusing to let me read any more books until a certain third instalment comes out in just over a week 👀
Brooke
It made me giggle haha
Claire
The nsfw tier is worth every penny and we love it, and each other, and Aushen too 👍
Anna Morales
When you said let’s speak in cat I literally meow 🤣
Arya
Wait you want us to tell our opinion about the NSFW tier?? Here we go ITS WORTH IT GUYS LITERALLY IM HAVING THE BEST TIME OF MY LIFE
Claire
👏👏👏👏 👑
Arya
Even the cats fuck yet you and I still- (I’M SORRY)
Arya
I can’t believe you did this sober lol
Claire
She would as well. Then she'd attack my feet.
Arya
I imagined Ripley calling you broski lol
Anna Morales
Shower thoughts are not the same as everyday thoughts. There’s a lot going on in my mind while showering 🙃 I didn’t doubt you 🫶🫶
Arya
I’m taking notes like I’m in class WHAT AM I LISTENING
Claire
I need you to explain dark romance books in this way, for science 🤣
Arya
Wait I thought they didn’t speak English ?? I’m so confused
Beth
the “4/20” was so cute help
Arya
I’d always come (for) to you Aushen
Arya
His name was… Long pause… and you come up with TIMOTHY??
Beth
“hot shower thoughts” hot showers are the best
Daisee
Hold on lemme get a cup of tea and snuggle down to listen to this 🥰
Slaynie
I'm an adult but my book collection is all about children's book. Maybe because I work around children. Now, I need to find this series.
Lysna
Thank you for the story aushenn! I enjoyed it sm teehee bye bye
Lysna
Aushen should learn to stop saying sorry lol
Lysna
Aushen shared he cried over a book wasn't on my bingo but that was so cute
Lysna
You retell this story only based on memory? I'm listening while doing homework so I wasn't too focused
Lysna
Ok sorry i highlighted useless point
Lysna
Lol they're cats
Lysna
They do FUCK on children's book??? Lol im gagged, i forgot whats on my childrens' books back in the day LMAO
Claire K
I thought nothing could make me like you more, but yapping about The Warrior Cats series definitely did lol. Have you read any of the other series like Survivors (dogs) or Seekers (bears)? I was obsessed lmao
Inês ♡
We definitely need more content of you explaining books or movies or series
BLANCA
Did we just find out what Aushens decedents will be reading abt in the future ( THE MEOW LEGACY SHALL CONTINUE)
BLANCA
Yap my ear off anytime, this was literally funny to listen to (let’s just say storytelling isn’t ur strongest skill lol but it’s adorable)
Heichou
Good night sweetie 🫶 have sweet dreams
kay_darling03🦀
“I’m sorry if you’re falling asleep” … It’s six am, I haven’t slept, I’m forcing myself to stay awake as best as I can to listen, so… hehe this says volumes about how I feel about you 🫠
enora
feel free to do this type of content any time you feel like it, it’s very fun to listen to 🤍
Claire K
Is it sad I remember this like the back of my hand?
Claire K
Also yes Firepaw’s clan was Thunderclan lol and he becomes Fireheart, then later Firestar
Claire K
Wait so you also read the Warrior cat series? What is your favorite character? Mine was Graypaw (later Graystripe). I only read like half of the books cause there’s like 50 books (like you said). Also the first cats name was Firepaw lol. So he was called a kittypet. Damn this was a blast from the past lol.
BLANCA
Booktok was born the day Aushen began reading abt cats f*cking 😭 IM JOKING
Nayara
I’m listening like a good girl 🧎🏻♀️➡️
BLANCA
Baby Aushen would be proud you still “remember” this book series
Claire
I wish my cat said words like "broski"
Claire
I'm gonna need you to explain everything for me from now on
kay_darling03🦀
“I’m not a furry” I’ve heard you say “clop clop” before I SWEAR I HAVE (dunno if you meant it like THAT but I swear I’m not losing my mind)
kay_darling03🦀
Aushen explaining things to me for forty minutes? I’m sat, silent, snuggled in bed, this is gonna be GREAT🤭🥰✨
sarcatsticx
last ones I read were The Inheritance Games saga do I know the plot? yes. can I put it into words? nope 🧍🏻
kay_darling03🦀
I was just missing you what how’d you know 🙈
Mariel A
I read a book once. By that I mean yesterday. Was it fairy s m u t? Yes.
Mariel A
I read mine multiple times. I still do this
sarcatsticx
I have a looot of books and I've read like, half of them and when people ask me what it's about, my brain dies :D
Kirbygore
💗💗
sarcatsticx
well, you're better at explaining books than I could ever be tbh
Heichou
I don't know this book, but now I want to read it
Casey
So excited for a story time!! 📖
Nayara
“And you gonna come to me” I was not expected that…and made me giggle
Claire
This feels like Storytime with Aushen and I'm here for it
Claire
Warrior cats reminds me of DeviantArt
enora
trying so hard not to giggle because i’m in public but you’re so endearing aushen 😭
Claire
The Aushen drinking game wasn't me... I swear 👀
Nayara
I love the idea!!! Do it
Arya
Don’t go to bed Aushen if you don’t want lol
Lita 🎀
I'll listen to this when i'm back home 🙂↕️ Also, go to bed
Arya
As. You. Should. Be.
Claire
I'm delaying running errands just to listen to this 🤣
BLANCA
Is that how young u we’re when the MEOW infatuation began HAHAHAH
Nayara
Aushen has a water park AND a book club
Nayara
Day 4274283 of us telling you to go to bed. You can also go to my bed
BLANCA
it’s ok gaslight us into believing the plot u created for the book series is the right one
Nayara
We do like long audios of you talking about any subject!
Inês ♡
Omg Aushen's bookclub, also go to bed!
Arya
I can’t listen right now but I’m sure I’ll have a treat when I can THANK YOU AUSHEN
Claire
Aushen is keeping his pretty girls fed lately with all this content ❤️
BLANCA
Hoping your day gets better 🫶
Ira🦀
pookie go to bed
Arya
I really hope the title is true because it’s so funny lmao
Lysna
It's sad to lost footages aushen, things could happen for reasons...
Kaitlyn
Aush sure knows how to put someone to sleep with that voice! 😌😌
Heichou
Listening to this audio while drawing in class. Fire 🤌
Slaynie
Almost 50 minutes?? We'll be right back after I'm done with my work
Lysna
I've been sick these days, glad to have morea audios to hear!
Claire
Go to bed? Lmao
Lysna
Hello my pretty boyy
Lysna
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