Serious Business
🕑 Added 2021-12-07 04:33:40 +0000 UTCWhy the leather armor? Eggplant farming is serious business. Some say the legendary Egplant-Gobbler is just a myth, but Illaria knows the myth to be true. When frightened the Gobbler can propel an eggplant at an alarming speed. Illaria has suffered more than one bruise from the Gobbler's attacks, and it doesn't play fair.
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TritiumCG
Careful though, it aims low. ;)
TritiumCG
Illaria is more than capable. At least, a good defence is half the battle. :)
TritiumCG
I would hope not XD
TritiumCG
Great to hear! :)
David Smith
Protection from Gobblers or not, Illaria makes a fine fashion statement in that red leather! And since she doesn't have eyes in the back of her head, I'll volunteer to guard her rear from any potential Gobbler attack from behind ;) Must protect that friendly sweet smile!
Illaria looks so nice and innocent, tho i'm not sure the Gobbler thinks the same. He might need some serious ass kicking.
Jeshua Morbus
Gobblers beware of her "Green thumb eye gouge" technique! Given the situation, she doesn't play fair either...
:) its ok life of a security guard besides all those hours will make a really nice paycheck
TritiumCG
Glad you liked it, I literally made it up on the spot. :D I'm also glad you're back at work though that sucks about Christmas. :( I do only dress her in bright reds eh? I gotta take your advice under advisement. :)
LMAO that story really got me laughing and i really needed it since i found out not only am i back to work but i am now the only guard at my site so i wont have days off till Christmas but I digress she is super cute though my personal tastes think black or darker red leather would suit her more
TritiumCG
A shovel to the noggin usually sends it scampering, no need to worry. :)
Classical Salamander
Aww... I love her! That gobbler better look out, I'll cut it's eggplants off if it hurts Illaria! :o