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Now that's just unfair! Wii Remote Tf
🕑 Added 2025-03-02 03:00:06 +0000 UTCNathan one afternoon sat on the couch watching Community for the 8th time, when he heard his good “”””friend””” Nora excitedly exclaim from upstairs that “FINALLY, I FUCKING FOUND IT!!”
Curious, Nathan walked upstairs and into the attic to find Nora rummaging through a box with A Wii sitting next to her.
“AHA! TOLD YOU WE HAD IT, YOU DOUBTED ME BUT I KNEW I STILL HAD MY OLD Wii, OH fuck. I’m hooking this bad boy up now.”
Nathan stood, a tad shocked that she actually found it. Thinking it was thrown away he teased her that she wouldn’t find it, prompting her 3 hour search through her attic.
“Nice that you found it, but I’m on “Remedial Chaos Theory” and wanna finis-“
“Nathan I swear to god I will turn you into a dildo and shove you up my ass, I’ve been looking for this thing for years now.”
“You will? Also a few hours isn’t years.”
“Shut up perv, Put this thing in storage during my teen years and couldn’t remember where I put it. Now help me take this shit downstairs.”
The two brought the console down and hooked it up in the living room, eventually figuring out the dozen wires inside it and getting it turned on. With an ecstatic Nora popping Smash Brothers Brawl in. Nathan watched as his enthusiastic
“””””””friend”””””” clicked through the menus and explaining that she never got to finish the Subspace Emissary.
“You know I played Brawl back then as well right? Could probably kick your ass in a 1v1 right now.”
“Really!?! Who did you Main?”
“Mostly used Ike, sometimes Gannon. You”
“Used Samus and Meta Knight myself. I’ll hook up the second controller, and I’ll be the one kicking your ass.”
After a few minuets of trying to sync the second controller and arguing about how playing meta knight takes no skill. The two loaded up a match of final destination 5 stocks no items.
As the match began it was clear neither was good at the game, both accidentally Falling into the blast zone within their first stocks. Snide remarks about the other persons skills flying rampant.
Eventually Nathan edged out a win by not Falling to his death a fifth time like Nora.
“Welp, looks like I have you beat. Care to admit I’m better at this than you?”
“Fuck you man, that was just a warmup round, give me a rematch and I’ll definitely win.”
The second round was drawn, with the two learning how to not accidentally Kill themselves after going near the edge, they got some actual KO’s on each other. Nearing the end of the game Nora knew she was toast, down to two stocks compared to Nathan’s 3, and on high damage.
“Hey, let’s pause I gotta use the bathroom real quick.” Nora declared as she stood up. Quickly leaving for their bathroom, once inside she grabbed a few vails of Tf powder, just in case Nathan tried anything.
Nathan himself checked the Vials of Bimbo and Inanimate powders he had in his pocket. Ready in case Nora tried anything.
Nora retuned a minuet later as Nathan slipped the powder into his shorts.
“Alright, get ready to have your ass be grass or whatever that saying is” Nora said as she approached Nathan.
“Pretty sure the saying it your ass is grass an- Hey? What are you doing?”
Nora decided that this time around she would chose Nathan’s lap as a seat. Knowing it would serve as a distraction whilst they duked it out.
“What’s the matter? Just sitting down is all” Nora replied with a shit eating grin.
Nathan didn’t protest further as gently gridded against his crotch. Starting the match back up it was clear what little skill Nathan had over Nora a minuet ago was dwindling as Nora’s ass served to distract him from the game. With Nora eventually winning, mostly by upping the harness of her grinding and Nathan’s cock.
“HEY! That’s not fair!! You- you can’t… just.. do that! Get off of me!” A pissed Nathan yapped, trying to push Nora off of him, which caused the two to wrestle around on the couch until Nora had Nathan pinned under her.”
“That was totally fair! Now Take this loss with dignity.”
“NO! You knew sitting on me would get me all distracted, Give me one more rematch and I’ll show you.”
“Ok fine, but if I win a second time I’m gonna sit on your lap every time we play brawl.”
“Whatever, just get off me.”
“You’re telling me you don’t like being pinned? This bulge here would like to disagree.”
“Nora, that’s a vial of inanimate powder. My cock would be right next to it.”
Nora hopped off Nathan and loaded up the next match. This time getting the inanimate powder ready in case the next match also went sour.
As the third match progressed, the two showed that they still weren’t that good, but had Nathan in the lead. As Nathan began a button mash of attacks to finish Nora’s final stock, she quickly tossed the inanimate powder at him. Instantly merging him with his Wii remote.
“What the fuck? Nora you asshole.” Nathan’s rumbly voice came from the shaking controller.
Nora tired quickly finishing off Nathan, but didn’t account for the fact that he can still control his character as the Controller.
Nathan snagged a blind and lucky hit against Nora, winning the match. Much to the anger of Nora.
“Are you fucking kidding me?? You should have fuzzed with your shorts Or boxers?!? But you just happen to win by blind button mashing!?? Why in the fuck would you be able to control him?”
Nathan’s laugh vibrated out of the controller as Nora raved and ranted about the win he pulled off.
“That’s it you little shit, fuck you i’m out” Nora shouted before storming off, leaving the Tf’ed Nathan to stay in mild amusement.
Nathan sat for a few hours as Nora calmed down, eventually retuning to find Nathan trying to navigate the menus without seeing what he was doing.
“Hey… sorry for kinda flying off the handle earlier. Normally don’t get that heated over a game.”
“It’s ok, I found it kinda funny. But I did kinda go all try hard on you. But I won that third round fair and square.”
“Whatever dickhead, I wanna try something real quick and you better keep vibrating.
Nora grabbed Nathan and took him upstairs to her room. Nathan asking her what she has in mind. Once the two entered the room Nora closes the door and tosses Nathan onto the bed.
“Nora? Am I on a bed?? The hell are you doing?”
Nora silently striped down as her Wii remote “””””””””””friend””””””””””” shook on the bed. Once nude she hoped on the bed and grabbed Nathan.
“Nathan, would you please keep running that cute little mouth of yours? Thanks” Nora said before plunging Nathan into her crotch, causing him to realize what she was doing.
“Nora?! Really? You always do this when I turn into anything you can use as a dildo.”
Nathan’s vibrating voice was drowned out in between Nora’s legs, eventually giving up on talking, Cussing Nora to stop.
“Hey! I didn’t tell you to stop talking, do those cute moans you do, like when I peg you or something.”
Nathan remained silent in protest, causing Nora to reach over and grab a container of lube from her bedside. Lubing up the thin end and holding it in front of her vagina.
“Last chance before you take the plunge! Any last words?!”
“Nora? Are you gonna sho-“ is all Nathan got out before Nora began to slid him in. Nora stifled her moans as Nathan yapped at her for inserting him inside her (again)
After a few more minuets of fun on Nora’s part she eventually reassessed Nathan. Changing him back as he continued complaining.
“Yea yea, bet you though that was real funny. I’m gonna shower off your pussy gunk you perv.”
“Do you know how many times I had to wash your seed off after you made me pants or underwear? I know you loved being up there, don’t take all the hot water, might join you if you take too long.“
“Enjoyed it? Maybe if being hot sweaty and motion sick if your thing but it ain’t mine.”
I could hear your muffled moans Nathan. And the Inanimate powder I used would have definitely heightened your arousal. Now get into the shower before I turn you into I’m supposed to shove in me”
Nathan walked to the bathroom, still a bit frazzled by his day so far. Nora wiped down the Wii controller and slipped downstairs. Off to get ready to shower with Nathan before spending the rest of the day practicing smash.
