I MIGHT BE NEW TO PATREON, BUT I'VE BEEN AROUND THE BLOCK A FEW TIMES (MOSTLY IN DARK ALLEYS) AND I WANT YOU TO GET IT THROUGH YOUR DIRTY LITTLE HEADS RIGHT NOW... NO, I'M NOT GAY, NO I'M NOT BI, I IDENTIFY AS A TRYSEXUAL, I'LL TRY ANYTHING ONCE, AND THERE'S JUST NOT THAT MANY THINGS LEFT TO TRY. I'M OPEN TO SUGGESTIONS.