Free DEATHBRINGER (US Only)
🕑 Added 2024-08-20 19:49:23 +0000 UTCHi everyone:
I was cleaning out some old samples of merch and I came across one final sword. It's got a scratch or two on the handle and so I have hitherto deemed it unsuitable for sale. However, I certainly don't need it lying around here.
Due to customs issues, I can't ship these overseas anymore. But if you are IN THE CONTINENTAL USA and you want a free DEATHBRINGER, leave a comment below. In the coming days I'll pick someone at random.
EDIT: Congrats to the winner, Kaden!

Comments
Intruder
The first time I regret living in Europe
Alex
Heal my soul
Chadron Newton
When's the drawing? I don't want to miss it.
Cooper Haaland
Cool sword and thanks for all your videos!
Experiment 626
I'm new here.
Sugar
Who won?
Alexi Unknown
A worthy blade
kurtsmelt
Awesome!!
Jazz Masoud
And you have my sword
theagediron
To wield DEATHBRINGER world be my greatest honor.
christopher Zabriskie
Love the channel, and may the best comment win!
Ian reid
I sure hope you haven’t picked yet because this would for sure be mounted on my wall in my living room
Ben Galvin
It would be thy honor to serve under the majesty of sir Michael as a humble squire, with thy mighty weapon, DEATHBRINGER
ethan
Woah maybe coolest piece of merch I’ve ever seen
David Thompson II
That would look sweet in my place
Steven Thomas
I was once a sword fighter of some renown and would wield this blade with honor!
Xiracha
i would hold such an honored blade in the highest esteem
Cael
:,)
DankWilliamsJr
Best merch ever
Bella
finally i can slay the dragon that terrorizes my village in the dark of night
Chadron Newton
I would indeed like a free sword
kcb
Yes pls
Zachary Sylvester
Love your work, gimme a chance on Deathbringer
Mike
Horse sword please 🙏
CrackingFungi
Why yes I will have a free sword
aidan m
bring me death
Iñigo Apestegui
Mine mine mine! 🤲🏻
Bedsheet
I too, love Horses, and I too, would also love a cool free sword :)
Zachary Boehm
Hell yeah. Winter is coming would love to mount this above the hearth.
cainhurst
love your channel!!
Francisco T
Ouuuuuuu yes please 🫢🦖
Thats a naw For me dawgg
I’m pretty sure this one of those swords that can only be unsheathed at night, or the gates of hel.
Jacob ehrhardt
🙏🙏🙏🙏
Congruent Crib
All I will say is I am honored to have bestowed such a prize. On the chance I am chosen, please re-roll the dice for I already own one. (Though it would look cool to have the two swords cross like they do in Skyrim. To whomever gets it, welcome to the family. Owners of Death-bringer; together we traverse these lands and traverse the times to bring justice to whom disobey the moral law of justice.
Lou D
I'd be pretty hype.
Eric Ring
I would wield the blade with honor
Christian Hanzlik-Conrad
AYOOOOOO I would love this. One of the coolest giveaways I've stumbled upon
Spencer Moss
I always knew a sword was what was missing on that mantle
Sarah OConnor
I’m here because my destiny may in fact lie within this sword. It has come to me within a dream, within an email AND within my heart and soul (along with the Patreon) this sword shall mean that I one day will be the harbinger of good deeds of luck and fate, of kindness, I shall ride into battle safely knowing I have my destiny one hand and this sword in the other!!!!
Mackenzie Hoeckley
👀 sword?
Tess Drake
I’ll gladly take this off your hands!! ❤️❤️❤️
WoodGrainLeatherSeats
Send it through bruv..it belongs in your old place of residence lol.. ✡️✡️✡️✡️(Chicago Flag)
xm0z
I'd love this
Liam Durkin
I would absolutely love the honor
CowtongueHarry
On my first visit to the store I actually talked myself into buying it, there was a sad acceptance mixed with relief to my wallet when I saw it was out of stock. Crossing all the fingers.
rayyyyylmao
holy nuggets it would be an honor
Chief Slac
Heck yeah
Joel Rowlett
I’d love to win
executive
Dope as hell
Appreciatizer
Will pay for the sword but if I get it for free I wouldn't complain. Am in Michigan.
Sugar
Nice try diddy
Liam Brown
Would love
William Fritze
That’s awesome. I’d love it
James Thomas
Dope
Ed O'Brien
i would love to have this
Disco John
I will leave it in the kitchen and refer to it as a knife and use it to spread cream cheese on my bagels
Boudewijn van Eerd
(I’m in Europe but visiting the US soon and could pick it up at a friend xoxo)
Boudewijn van Eerd
No more mr knife guy
SweetAnus
I’ve only been actively following your channel for a few months now but ever since I’m eagerly waiting for more lol. I’d love to use this as a conversation starter with my wife to get her into your content as well 😄 Thanks for throwing this sword up for the masses 🖖🏻
Jake Morris
Want it
Jonathan Sletmoe
If possible, I would definitely like the cool sword please
Smash My Lick Button
I would like to get that
Daniel McCormick
That’s dope. I’d love to begin a sword collection.
Claira Caskey
this would look awesome in my bedroom!!
Hank Will
Thanks Horses!
Adria Kloke
a hefty yes please to your bringer of death
Kaden
Been a fan for a while and have thought about the deathbringer almost as much as the concepts of your essays.
Nathaniel Verbeck
Let’s go swords!
Grant Bowers
Coolest thing I have seen in a while
Sundree
I would absolutely love to own one.
Josh Garcia
I can become ashen one now
Xander M
Swords are rad
Ruth B
Would love this!
Jon Penkava
It'd be sweet to win one, good luck and congrats to whomever gets chosen!
Shrapnel
I'd like to throw my hat in the ring. I was actually sword shopping recently at Celtic heritage festival and my wife said they were too expensive. Free is much cheaper so she wouldn't be able to stop me getting it now. Thanks for the continued high quality content you provide.
jaden chave
<3
Oliver Williams
im a cook and i promise a video of a steak being cut with it
Luke Unruh
In a world of shitty YouTube merchandise I’m pretty sure a sword is the best possible option. I’d be so happy to mount this perilously above the head of my bed.
Ethan Dick
Cool shit, I’d dig it
Lindsey Hooper
Sick
lyrical
i WANT
Matthew A. Pooley
I remember stumbling across your channel early on. I have loved watching your videos :) so thanks for making them! Only patreon Ive ever had.
Andrew Adomaitis
I’d like it
Keith McCord
i need this good sir
Paige Fisher
One deathbringer pretty please mr horse <3
T8ertot
Pick me pick me
Gustavo Juarez
babe wake up new sword just dropped
Miles Eichler
I would be blessed to wield this death harbinger/ slayer of crappy YouTube content and justice bringer for the content community
Morgan Taylor
It's just sooooo coool, i'd love any opportunity to hold it
Amari Elliott
Absolutely love one!
Denzel Montes
I’d love to have this in my living room :)
Tyler
I'm in
Peter Yost
Truly, you are built like an automobile.
I
I volunteer as tribute! 🗡️😂
Kyle Lavarnway
Amazing find! If it comes this way, it will go to my daughter for her 18th birthday.
Chey Rector
It just needs love, I love it.
Stella
:3
Tyler Buckley
With this sword I shall slice many things
Mike Coulter
Now just hold on a Goddamn second? You made this?? I have so many questions!
Duckduckcherry
Lady of the lake: no comment
Duckduckcherry
I volunteer;)
Jill Cefalo-Sanders
would love sword :)
Aidan
New appertment, new sword for appartment. Match made in heaven
Nate Hebert
Sire, a blade such as this is only befitting of a noble
Derek Hernandez
Would love to have a sword!
Hungry Tires
That'd be really cool to hit someone with
Jack Duncan
It will lay dormant and loved with who is picked.
Jesse DeStasio
Comment? Me?!
Henri
Very rad, count me in
RM Fouche
I shouldn't put my name in, but it would keep my kitchen knives in the kitchen 😏
John Lillo
Sworb
ShlorpyCthulhu
My old sword has seen its days. It’s time I looked for a new one.
Kung fu Pretzel
Love it!
Shaun Yates
I don’t need a sword but why not
Joseph Stapleton
HAIII!!! :3
Nathaniel Parker
The best content and the coolest merch on the internet. Restock Goya tees please!
Chassse Watson
Love the content man, keep it up 🙏
Knock
owning a deathbringer would be vvvvv cool
Aden Mixson
Love the Chanel, would love the sword I’ve always wanted one
kurtsmelt
Awesome!!
Chase Dudley
Sword me up poppi!
Mark Anthony Freehugs Cushman
Just when I thought your channel couldn't get any better, now you're offering a free chick magnet?! This would definitely make my tinder profile next level! 🤙
Chase
Yes
Bonerdox
Been needing a new blade, this one's rusty from goblin blood
GASmith195
May my enemies tremble if I am to receive this blade
Geoff Smith
You're gosh darn skippy I'd love a Deathbringer to display. Thanks for the great content!
Santiago
Been meaning to support the patreon and this is a great motivation.
Logan Tyler
Thank you Michael for all of your knowledge, thoughts and time you share with us. Your essays are very special to me and I look forward to all your future works. I would love to care for Deathbringer.
Jessi
Please horses, I just moved into my own apartment for the first time ever on Sunday and this would really tie the living room together. It would be my most cherished possession
Stephen Lunsford
"THIS GUN VIOLENCE HAS TO END! Can't we all just agree to use knives?" - Roberto (Futurama)
AutumnGold
who wouldn't love a free sword 🗡
Trevor Groebner
Throwing my hat in the ring for this!
Sean Fisher
In
Dustin Zingale
It will join my gladius in a good home.
Todd Achuff
I will honor this sword and protect it with my life
Emma Aldrich
Wanted one when they first dropped, was so sad that I hesitated and missed them
Bryan
Now this is a pleasant surprise! Would love to have this on my wall.
Alejandro Interiano
I just found out last night that I might be a dad. I would love to pass this down!
Peter Yost
Finally I'll have an heirloom to pass down to my children.
Christian Avila
The only content creator I’ve come across that has a sword as merch… incredible
Ryan Liden
Dang your Patreon perks are like no other haha! Super neat
Riley Baker
Omg please please, when I in highschool my best friend gave me this epic vintage knife collection worth a few thousands dollars. I gave one of my other friends at the time the Katana set she gave me because I knew my mom wouldn’t let me keep it. She still eventually threw out entire collection when I spent a night out one day. I’m 25 now but it still hurts to think about. I really enjoyed and used to play with them a lot. She was an extremely religious Christian and it was really rough being around her. But this sword looks so awesome and would be taken care of extremely well.
Chase
Sword would be cool
Luka Murro
Want to gift to a sword-loving friend...
Yasmin Matthews
Win or lose this, I'm still winning by being a patron. Your essays fill me with this overwhelming feeling of both hope and dread somehow and I love it
Phillip
Would loved to be randomly picked
Mike Baker
That sword would be fantastic to have!
Isaiah Ramirez
I love you micheal
Luca
Frank's Undisguised Fillabuster Filmed Underwater's Basement
april
I want it!
Redacted Redacted
I would NOT wield it with honor. I would use it to whack weeds and pick things out of my teeth.
Suhavi Kaur
I’m a random you can pick!
NOCHANCE
Keep doing what you love Michael, win or lose I'm just happy to support you.
Algo
Very on brand
Lukas Radulski
It's the perfect addition to add to my studio
Brogan Vahle
"Some watery-twat gave you a sword?" ⚔️
Jose Flores
I would be humbled for with the honor.
Tony White
Swords as merch. Very nice
Thien-Kim Dinh
Spare sword pls
Jodethernet
I would make a photo shoot for you
Kegan
I would love to defend freedom with this.
Hunter Peter Thompson
Forged when the world was young, and bird and beast and flower were one with man, and death was but a dream!
dixenparadise
I would love a sword 😇
West Jones
Sad it won’t be restocked. Hope I get picked!
Shayna Roberts
Hell yeah, brother.
Blake Haugen
I’ll bend the knee. My sword is yours from this day to your last day
Olivia Hoover
There was a time when I thought we were a one sword household. That time has passed. I gotta have it.
Ted Roland
yes pls
Sam Madding
This would be sick to open beer with, it would be awesome to have
M
Care to put it to the test?
Yevka D
i think this sword would really give my dnd character some UMPf. she’s a druid.
E
I will take up thy sword
Jadon Bumgarner
The scratches make it more beautiful; they give it a story.
Aidan
I would love a sword
Jake
BRING ME DEATH HORSES!
Sam Schrodt
I’d love a free death bringer
Ben
Be careful with that
cateater
would hang it right on my wall
Michael Sorensen
hard disagree -michael
Daniel Pfeifer
Tis but a scratch.
yohane
this would be so cool c:
Kable
As a man of English descent it would be an honor to be knighted by thee Lord Horses
Alex Besh
I am down for a free sword. That would be awesome!!!
Jack Lincoln
I would bear it with honor.
Brian Bonczek
I volunteer as tribute.
M
Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government
Ricardo Morales
I would love one Michale
Alexandra Sward
Hell yeah. Very cool 😎
Alex Roe
I come seeking the deathbringer sword
Kevin A .
😲
Elsper
Hell YEAH 🗡
Oliver Rousing Glob
So wish i lived in the US right now. Oh well What can you do.
Philosophy of Many
I would love to have it
LumpyRiver
Good heavens, a sword of that caliber in my arsenal would truly bring delight
Anarchodraugr
All hail the deathbringer
Sam Chipman
Comment! haha
Nicholas Sellier
Yo
Lyss Koren Powell
Thats so cool that you would give it away, I would be happy to take it!
Tasha
I would be so honored
Trevor H
It would be an honor to own a deathbringer
Willem De Ruysscher
Yes sir, I would like to be entered
Eli Gomall
Heyyy! I want it lol
Aidan Reid
I will wield it will honor
Darius
Hell yes I would love one
Allison Barnes
Still thinking about that Madame X video!
Jordan Coffland
i'd love a deathbringer :)
sylvan
BEHØLD !!
chung bungus
hubcap diamond star halo
Aly
Bestow upon me your blade!
leland record
please i beg of thee
june_
Please gawd bestow me with this gem
Casey
Deathbringer: the great equalizer
Jazzybird Nelson
Gimme gimme gimme… please
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