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Nah id win!
🕑 Added 2024-11-14 13:07:06 +0000 UTCAs the man ejaculated, countless sperm raced toward the womb.
'Ehh, where am I?' one of them wondered.
'WTF?! I'm a sperm?! How is this possible?' The sperm was shocked, but it couldn't stop. Its instinct to reach the egg drove it involuntarily forward.
'Forget it! I'll figure out what's going on later. Right now, I need to secure my ticket in life!'
'Although these sperms may cause some troubles, I'd win.' With determination, it focused on outsmarting its competitors to reach its destination.
After a long, hard battle, the sperm finally entered the egg.
The egg trembled slightly as if wanting to convey something.
As if it knew what the egg wanted to say, the sperm replied.
"When it comes to conception, I am the exception!"
"Because throughout ejaculation and impregnation, I alone am the born one! "
And that is how our sperm protagonist becomes a fetus.
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"Congratulations! It's a boy."
"What about the mother?"
"She's dead."
"Poor baby. His father died a few months ago. Who's going to take care of him now?"
"Dispose of him somewhere. We'll say his mother died after a miscarriage."
"You want to—"
"As long as this kid disappears, we can inherit all their wealth!"
"But..."
"I've made up my mind; don't try to dissuade me!"
"..."
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"The nerve of these people! Abandoning a newborn in the wilderness to fend for himself!" The sperm that grew into a baby wanted to curse, but all he could manage was a bunch of incomprehensible gibberish.
"It's a miracle that a newborn baby could survive in this environment for so long! Sigh. Perhaps fate brought me here." The voice of the baby attracted a kind-looking old man.
"From now on, you are this old man's disciple," the old man declared, picking up the child.
"Your eyes are intelligent and spirited, and your body is still strong despite not eating for so long. Your name will be Yun Wuji from now on."
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"Master, you mentioned before that all people have 54 profound entrances. Why do I have 78?" The now 4-year-old Yun Wuji asked his master.
"You are still young. You'll understand when you grow up." The old man, Yun Gu, was speechless and could only offer this explanation.
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"I finally reached rank 10 in the Elementary Profound Realm, but why is it that I can sense an additional realm above rank 10?" Yun Wuji reached the peak of rank 10 Elementary Profound Realm before the age of 5, which is unheard of. Normal children will only start cultivation in their teens.
However, when he tried to break through the next realm, he sensed another realm.
It was as if he could break through to an additional '11 rank'.
"I'll just keep this secret for now." Yun Wuji didn't want to shock his master more than he already was.
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"Finally, I can break through to the Nascent Profound Realm." Yun Wuji, who was peak rank 13 Elementary Profound Realm, sensed that he could break through to the next major realm and that there were no additional minor realms.
It took him 3 years to break through from rank 11 to 13. More than three times the time he spends cultivating from rank 1 to rank 10.
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"This is the Heavenly Medicine Manual; I found it a long time ago. I spent most of my life comprehending only thirty percent of it." Yun Gu showed Wuji the second half of the miracle of life.
"All my medical knowledge comes from this. It's a pity that it is incomplete. Sigh!"
"From what you say, this manual is hard to comprehend, right?" Wuji asked his master while playing with the book.
Of course, he knows about this manual. It was the second half of the art of Li Suo, the goddess of life, Miracle of Life.
"Of course! I spent my whole life studying it! And you, as my disciple, will inherit it." Yun Gu stroked his beard and explained to his disciple. Although this disciple of his is a bit weird, he is quite talented.
No, he is terrifyingly talented!
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One month later, Yun Wuji stared at the light in his palm.
"Could it be that I am really a super genius?" Wuji wondered; he was someone who read the novel, and he knew how hard it was to cultivate this art.
Even Yun Che, with his sacred body, only managed to use the light's profound energy when he found the first half of it and banged Shen Xi.
"Sigh! Sometimes even I get terrified by my talent." He sighed pretentiously, while he was secretly giddy with joy.
Who wouldn't want to be powerful in this world?
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"Master, what is this green pearl?" Yun Wuji glanced at the sky poison pearl and pretended to ask his master.
"This is the Sky Poison Pearl; it has an infinite space, detoxifies all poisons, refines all pills and pallets, locates nearby rare medical plants, and releases extremely strong poison." Yun Gu explained slowly to his disciple.
"Woah! It's super powerful! Master, we need to conceal it well to avoid attracting the greedy cultivators!" Wuji said it with a childish tone.
"Don't worry, your master knows the concept of wealth attracts danger." Satisfied with his disciple's intelligence, Yun Gu patted his head.
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"Finally, I reached the Spirit-Profound Realm! Damn, if it weren't for these additional realms, I would have already reached at least the sovereign realm!" Yun Wuji managed to break through to the Spirit Profound Realm realm at the age of 12, but he wasn't satisfied because it took him dozens of times as much time and energy to advance from the tenth rank to the thirteenth, compared to the sum of the ranks before that.
He went from rank 1 to rank 10 in a matter of months, but it took him years to go from number 11 to rank 13.
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"This miracle doctor is strange. I saw him take out some very unknown medicine that can heal people." A young person from a well-known sect in this region told his fellow disciple.
"Wang Hai, I know you very well. Every time you take an interest in someone, it is either to sleep with them or to rob them." The other disciple sneered at him. He knew his friend's character very well.
"Hehehe, if we can get the secret behind these medicines, we may make a fortune!" Wang Hai robbed his hands while talking. It wasn't the first time he had done something like this.
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"Wuji, take the Sky Poison Pearl and run!" Yun Gu stuffed the green pearl in the hands of his disciple and pushed him away.
"Live well, and don't try to take revenge for me!"
"No! Master, you don't have to do this!" Yun Wuji refused to leave. "We can use the sky poison to kill all these greedy bastards!"
"No! leave now! do you want to anger me to death!" Yun Gu kicked his disciple, who refused to leave.
"Master!"
"Stop your drama! It's fucking gay!"
"Where did you learn this word?"
"From you, brat!"
"..."
"Now scream from here!"
With tears in his eyes, Wuji gave his master one last look before running away.
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5 years later.
"It's been more than 17 years since I came to this world." Yun Wuji stood at the foot of a mountain, reminiscing about the past.
He was a very handsome man with clear, beautiful skin that highlighted the sharpness of his well-defined features. His long black hair was tied neatly, and his deep black eyes seemed to hold a sense of wisdom and vicissitude, he was someone who had experienced a lot in life.
Despite his beautiful look, he exuded an imposing masculine air and a noble temperament. Standing at 190 cm, he had broad shoulders and a powerful physique. His figure was wrapped in faint, white, transparent membranes that covered him entirely.
Yun Wuji was someone from Earth; he was a former graphic designer. One day, he heard that one of his favorite novels, which he read a few years ago, had been adapted into an anime.
This motivated him to reread the entire ATG novel before watching the anime. He went to sleep after catching up with the last chapter.
Then...
There is no "then." The next thing he knew was that he had arrived in this world.
17 years is neither a long nor a short time in this world. However, he experienced many things during this time.
He lost his parents the moment he was born and nearly died in the wilderness. The person who raised him was killed by a bunch of greedy scum, and he was chased by them for years.
He used to be a lazy, cynical, and weak-willed modern man, but now he has transformed into someone with a tough will and a strong mind.
All for the sake of his revenge!
He attempted to change his master's fate, yet Yun Gu was too kind-hearted and trusting; he didn't grasp the depths of human depravity.
Sigh...
Yun Wuji closed his eyes and let out a sigh, pushing aside all his thoughts.
When he opened them, they were piercingly cold. In the mountain ahead of him dwelled a Tyrant Realm beast guarding something he needed.
However, with his current strength at the Earth Profound Realm, it was impossible for him to kill it solely relying on his strength.
The next moment, he disappeared, and when he reappeared, he was standing in front of a cave.
The entrance of the cave was 30 meters high.
Yun Wuji entered the cave, which was quite deep. After walking for around 15 minutes, he spotted his target.
A 12-meter-tall giant black bear with jade green stripes covering its body exuded the aura of the Tyrant Realm.
The bear was sleeping, completely unaware of Yun Wuji's presence. Perhaps it was too lazy to bother with an Earth Realm "suicidal fool" like him.
Wuji glanced at the bear, but his eyes didn't linger on it for more than a second before focusing on the lotus not far from where the bear lay.
The massive lotus flower had a jade-like stem, light blue petals with fluorescent hues, and a stamen resembling a red starry sky, emitting a mysterious light.
Emperor Awakening Heart Lotus!
This is his goal! But to get it he needs to deal with the bear guarding it.
Wuji took a deep breath and gathered his profound energy, he launched a giant wind blade at the slumbering bear. The blade sliced through the air with a loud whistle, and Wuji didn't wait to see the impact. He turned and sprinted with all his might, his feet barely touching the ground as he fled.
"Roar!!!"
The bear's deafening roar shook the cavern, reverberating off the walls. The ground trembled beneath Wuji's feet as the enraged beast chased after him!
Yun Wuji didn't dare to stop. Without looking back, he pushed his speed to the limit, racing away as fast as he could.
Even though his current speed could leave some Throne realm in the dust, however, dealing with Tyrant, it's still far from enough.
As Wuji burst out of the cave, he felt the hot breath of the beast just meters behind him.
"You despicable human! You dare sneak attack me? I'll tear you apart!" The bear's roar was filled with fury. Wuji risked a glance back and saw a tiny wound on the bear's face, the only evidence of his wind blade's impact.
The wind blade, which could have easily sliced a Sky Realm cultivator in half, only managed to leave a tiny wound on the bear's face.
It showed how terrifying the defense of this beast was.
Boom!
In response, Wuji unleashed a dragon-shaped flame that roared toward the bear's face.
Simultaneously, a thick arm-sized bolt of lightning descended from the sky, striking the beast, and multiple sharp wind blades targeted its eye.
All of this unfolded in mere seconds.
Wuji was someone born with a special set of profound veins, his veins have 78 entrances. This made him far more powerful and special than others.
One of the special abilities of his profound veins was his ability to mobilize profound energy at an incredible speed. Coupled with his explosive power, all of his attacks consistently struck with peak strength.
Rumble!
Boom!
Explosions enveloped the bear, the force of the impacts causing trees to sway and the ground to shake.
"ROAR!" Moments later, the bear emerged from the smoke and fire, although its fur was burned and there were tiny wounds on its face, they didn't seem to affect it significantly. In fact, it seemed more infuriated than hurt. The beast continued its relentless pursuit, crushing everything in its path.
"Roaar!" With a roar, the bear lunged forward, stomping the ground. In the next moment, it appeared above Wuji, its massive paw ready to crush the despicable human.
Boom!
The ground shook with the impact as the beast's paws slammed down., seemingly crushing the human beneath them.
The bear lifted its paws, expecting to see Wuji's broken body. Instead, it found nothing.
"???"
Question marks popped up above the heads of the best.
'Where did the human go? Could it be that he was crushed to dust?'
Boom!
As the bear was confused, a series of attacks rained down on the bear, pulling its attention to a distant figure.
"Stupid beast, did your tiny brain get fried?" Wuji taunted the beast from a few kilometers away.
At the moment when the bear's attack was about to land on him, Wuji had teleported using his space power.
When he was young and chased by higher cultivators, he forced himself to master spatial power. With his unique comprehension aptitude, it didn't take long.
This ability allowed him to escape many desperate situations than he could count.
"ROAR!" The bear's roar was pure rage as it charged at Wuji again. Each time it got close, Wuji would teleport kilometers away, evading the beast's attacks with ease.
This scene continued for a while.
For over half an hour, this deadly game of cat and mouse continued, spanning more than a thousand kilometers, and many unlucky beasts died on their path. The mountain and cave were left far behind as they raced through the wilderness.
"This should be enough," Yun Wuji thought, looking at the approaching beast with a smile.
"Despicable human, you have nowhere to run! Even if you flee to the ends of the world, I'll grind you to dust!" The constant barrage of attacks from Wuji drove the beast to madness. It had never felt such intense hatred towards someone before.
"Stupid beast, keep dreaming. You'll only continue to eat my dust," Yun Wuji taunted, turning around and even giving the bear the middle finger, though he knew it couldn't understand the gesture.
Yun Wuji's simple provocative action further enraged the beast. It started to burn its precious blood.
Boom!
A sonic boom followed as the bear's speed increased drastically, closing the distance to where Wuji stood. It was within arm's reach of him.
And just when the beast was about to catch Yun Wuji...
He disappeared into thin air.
The beast stood there stupified, bewildered, and furious.
Where the hell did the hateful human go?!
"Roaar!"
However, moments later, it let out an enraged roar.
"Despicable human!!!"
