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Legal lolis aren't lolis
🕑 Added 2024-11-14 14:28:38 +0000 UTC"Duke Ming! Duke Huai Palace! I will massacre your eighteen generations!" Huan Caiyi's voice echoed with fury as a bone-chilling cold aura emanated from her. The intensity of her killing intent was so overwhelming that everyone around her could faintly see it.
"Your majesty, please don't be impulsive. If you attack them now, you will only cause unrest," Yun Wuji tried to calm her. "Duke Ming is hiding, waiting for the right moment to strike, and Duke Huai has already gathered support from many Guardian Families. If you attack them now, it will only push them to rebel alongside Duke Huai Palace."
As Yun Wuji spoke, he couldn't help but glance at Huan Caiyi. She truly deserved the title of the most beautiful woman in the Illusory Demon Realm. However, when he looked at her figure, he felt quite disappointed. Despite being 150 years old, she had the body of a 14-year-old loli, and in fact, Xia Qingyue was more "mature" than her.
Lolis are cute, but legal lolis aren't; they lack the cuteness and innocence of real lolis. The only good thing about them is that their bodies are quite tight, only someone with a small 'wiwi' would find them attractive.
"Since you've said all this, you must already have a plan," Huan Caiyi said, taking a deep breath to calm herself.
"Indeed, I have a plan," Yun Wuji nodded and continued, "My plan is simple but very effective. You just need to gather all the Duke Palaces and the Twelve Guardian Families and announce that you have found the Demon Emperor's Seal."
"Your goal is to bait Duke Ming?" Huan Caiyi quickly understood his intention but still had some confusion. "But why invite all the Duke Palaces and the Twelve Guardian Families? I could just leak some news, and it would eventually reach Duke Ming."
"Of course, it's to put on a show! Once Duke Ming hears about the seal, he will immediately attack you. At that time, you will have to fake your death," Yun Wuji gave her a 'you're not dumb' look before continuing, "At that moment, Duke Ming will certainly start a rebellion and replace you as the new Emperor. We can then use this opportunity to identify the traitors among the Twelve Guardian Families and have a valid reason to get rid of them all."
His goal was to minimize damage as much as possible; only then could the Illusory Demon Realm muster the strength to fight the Sky Profound Continent.
"Duke Ming is at the 10th Level of the Sovereign Profound Realm. Old man Yun will be handling him," Yun Wuji said, glancing at Yun Canghai.
Although Yun Wuji could personally deal with Duke Ming, why should he? His power-up skill could boost his strength, but afterward, it would leave him in a brief period of weakness. Why would he carelessly put himself in danger when he had someone else to do the work for him?
He was the hope of this universe! The greatest gift bestowed upon the living beings of this world! How could he recklessly and unnecessarily put his life in danger?
Not to mention, Yun Canghai, the Yun Clan, and Huan Caiyi would be more than happy to exact their revenge with their own hands, rather than having him do it for them.
Look how caring and considerate he is, allowing others the satisfaction of taking their revenge while keeping himself safe. Truly selfless!
"Leave it to me," Yun Canghai patted his chest confidently. "I'll make sure to crush him to pieces." His hatred for Duke Ming was no less intense than Huan Caiyi's. In fact, his hatred ran as deep as the sea.
Yun Wuji nodded he was assured in leaving this to him. Yun Canghai was at the 10th Level of the Sovereign Profound Realm, and with the help of the profound handle, there was almost no one who could match him at the same level.
And with Yun Wuji's help, Duke Ming is as good as dead.
"Oh, I forgot something. Please don't go to the Golden Crow Lightning Flame Valley; you won't be able to inherit the Golden Crow's Legacy," Yun Wuji suddenly said.
"What?! Why?" Huan Caiyi looked at him in surprise and asked. She had already considered going to meet the Golden Crow to complete her bloodline; how did this man know what she was thinking?
"Because you are a woman, you lean toward yin. The Golden Crow is said to be born in the center of the sun; only men can inherit the bloodline. If you try to inherit it, you will instantly die. That's also why all the previous emperors were male," Yun Wuji explained casually. He also wanted to complain about this yin-yang nonsense. Wasn't the Golden Crow a female? Why could only males inherit its bloodline?
"Impossible?! How did you know? Do you have any proof?" Huan Caiyi abruptly stood up from her seat and questioned him. She didn't believe what he said! no, she didn't want to believe him!
All along, the Demon Emperor's Seal and the Golden Crow's Legacy had been her only hopes for revenge, and now this unknown man was saying she couldn't pursue them?!
Her cultivation was only at the 5th Level of the Sovereign Profound Realm, while her enemies were much stronger than her. Without the help of the Golden Crow, she had no hope of defeating them!
She wanted revenge with her own hands! She wanted to tear them all to shreds, to make them taste the purest form of pain and despair!
There was no way she could accept this!
"Because I inherited the Phoenix's Legacy and the Primordial Azure Dragon's Legacy," Yun Wuji said as he raised his hand. A brilliant Phoenix flame ignited in his palm, and then he clenched his fist, causing silver dragon scales to cover it. He continued confidently, "I know more things than you."
That was a lie; he had learned about this from the novel.
"...Masaka!" Huan Caiyi slumped back in her seat, powerlessly, her eyes fixated on his hand.
The others looked at Yun Wuji, equally surprised by this revelation.
"You don't have to be so sad; anyway, you will get the chance to have your revenge," Yun Wuji couldn't bear to see her in such a sorry state and tried to comfort her.
"...I know," Huan Caiyi replied coldly after a brief silence.
Yun Wuji shrugged his shoulders; he didn't mind her cold attitude. Although the ladies from Frozen Cloud Immortal Palace were also cold, their coldness was different from Huan Caiyi's.
Huan Caiyi was indifferent, rutless and cruel, while Chu Yuechan and the others were more 'apathetic,' showing almost no interest in others or anything at all. At least, that was the goal of their training in the Frozen Heart Art.
Of course, with the existence of Yun Wuji, they no longer cultivate that art.
"Anyways, this is my plan. You can choose to follow it or not; that is your choice," Yun Wuji said. Of course, he only stated this because he knew she would choose to follow his plan. After all, Yun Canghai and the entire Yun Clan would support him, and the same was likely true for the Mu Clan.
He was only giving her the illusion of choice; in reality, from the very beginning, she had no choice at all.
This was the sad reality of a monarch without power and authority.
"Hmph! We will go with your plan then," Huan Caiyi snorted, standing up to leave. "I'll go prepare." She nodded at Yun Canghai and the others before departing.
Although she should have been grateful to Yun Wuji, after hearing what he said, she couldn't help but feel a hint of resentment toward him. So she had a cold attitude toward him.
Of course, Yun Wuji didn't care about her attitude, he was only making use of her.
"I will also leave for a while. It's best if you all keep the existence of Old Man Yun a secret; if he appears, he may scare Duke Ming," Yun Wuji instructed them before taking his leave.
"Be at ease, Lord Yun Wuji," Yun Canghai assured him.
Yun Wuji left the Yun Clan and teleported to a remote city in the Illusory Demon Realm, appearing in a small house.
"Dear~!"
"Honey!"
When he appeared, he was met with two soft weapons of mass distraction squeezing against him.
"Yuxian, Qianxue, sorry for keeping you waiting," Yun Wuji said, holding Gong Yuxian and Murong Qianxue in his arms and kissing them softly on the lips.
"We didn't wait for too long," Gong Yuxian replied, leaning against his chest and shaking her head.
"Hmm, this new continent is interesting; we didn't get bored," Murong Qianxue added, wrapping her arms around his waist.
Before leaving the Frozen Cloud Immortal Palace, Yun Wuji wanted to bring everyone to sightsee. However, the Chu sisters said they would be entering a secluded cultivation to break through, and they also dragged Mu Lingxue's group with them. They asked him to take Murong Qianxue and Gong Yuxian instead.
Yun Wuji understood that the Chu sisters wanted him to spend more time with Murong Qianxue and Gong Yuxian, especially since he had spent the last period with them.
'Harem worlds are really great!' Yun Wuji couldn't help but sigh at his good fortune. If this were his past life, there would have already been a bloodbath! In fact, a harem in his past life wasn't a good thing at all; just the headaches from the conflicts among his women would have made him never want to return home.
Of course, Yun Wuji was a virgin loner in his past life; it was nearly impossible for him to build a harem in the first place.
'Maybe that's why the rich kept their mistresses outside,' Yun Wuji suddenly thought.
"There are so many demons and fairies here," Gong Yuxian said. "In the Sky Profound Continent, it's very rare to even see one of them."
"That's true, but in the Illusory Demon Realm, they make up the majority of the population," Yun Wuji nodded and added, "Let's go out and take a look."
