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🕑 Added 2024-11-14 14:32:27 +0000 UTC"Lord Yun Wuji, Little Demon Empress said she would be coming shortly," Yun Qinghong informed Yun Wuji, who was playing cards with Xiao Lingxi.
"Alright," Yun Wuji nodded and then glanced at Yun Qinghong. "You don't need to call me 'Lord.' Just use my name."
"But, Lord..." Yun Qinghong hesitated.
"I rarely acknowledge others, so if I ask you to call me by my name, just do it," Yun Wuji interrupted. Although this guy was foolish enough to impregnate his wife during a dangerous mission, he was still quite capable in other respects.
Although he was always surrounded by beautiful women, which was indeed blissful, sometimes he wished for a true male friend with whom he could spend time. Unfortunately, this was a difficult wish to fulfill; he was at the apex of this world, he naturally wouldn't lower himself to befriend those beneath him.
He would not accommodate himself to others, even if it was a beautiful woman, much less a man.
Moreover, most people treated him with excessive respect, much like Yun Qinghong. The only person he could consider a half-friend was his disciple, Xiao Che, who could speak to him casually.
At that moment, the wall split open, and Huan Caiyi entered the room.
"I heard you were looking for me, Your Majesty," Yun Wuji said, not bothering to stand. Though he always addressed her as 'Your Majesty,' there was no genuine respect behind it, nor was there any contempt. His attitude toward her was casual.
Huan Caiyi hesitated, unsure of how to phrase her thoughts. Should she just come out and say she wanted his seeds? After a long pause, she finally spoke, "...It's not me who's looking for you. The Golden Crow Divine God has heard about you and wants to meet you." She decided to first take him to the Golden Crow and let it explain things on its own.
She was the most beautiful woman on the continent, and she was offering her body to him. There was no way he would turn her down, right?
Although she didn't place much importance on her appearance, she still held a certain pride in her looks.
Even if he doesn't want to do it with her... when in the presence of the golden crow, can he still refuse? With its power compelling him, compliance was his only option.
Huan Caiyi is very cruel, merciless, and domineering, she is ruthless to others but also ruthless toward herself as well. She doesn't care about her purity, as long as she can achieve her goal.
"The Golden Crow wants to meet me?" Yun Wuji's expression showed genuine surprise. He then looked at her with a smirk and added, "So, you ignored my advice and tried to inherit the Golden Crow's blood, huh?"
The Golden Crow must have heard about him from Huan Caiyi and likely knew he had inherited the Phoenix bloodline. Normally, that would have triggered its disdain, since the Golden Crow holds deep contempt for both the Phoenix and the Vermilion Bird.
'So that's it!' Suddenly, a thought crossed Yun Wuji's mind, and he understood what was happening.
"Hmph, I've been waiting for this for a hundred years. How could I possibly give up just because someone told me to?" Huan Caiyi replied with a straight face, showing no hint of shame.
"Indeed, if I were you, I'd have done the same," Yun Wuji nodded as he stood up. "Alright, I'll go meet the Golden Crow."
...
When they arrived at the Golden Crow Lightning Flame Valley, the formation connecting to the valley activated on its own, creating a passage that led them inside.
The Golden Crow Lightning Flame Valley was a small, independent world. The formation wasn't just a protective barrier, it also served as the gateway connecting this isolated realm to the continent.
"Let's go," Huan Caiyi said, flying inside, with Yun Wuji following closely behind. As he glanced at her figure, he couldn't help but shake his head in disappointment.
After flying for a while, they arrived at the site of the Golden Crow's Ancestral Land. Before them stood a towering mountain wall and in front of this wall was a slowly revolving profound formation that burned with golden fire.
"You two have finally arrived! " a woman's voice suddenly echoed from above them.
"Light profound energy... this noble one thought that after the death of the Creation Goddess of Life, the only one capable of using it was the Dragon Queen," a pair of scarlet-gold eyes suddenly opened in the deep purple sky, focusing on the light surrounding Yun Wuji's body.
The golden crow had been watching both of them since they stepped into the valley. It was shocked at first when it saw the light profound energy, but by the time they arrived here, it had already recovered from its surprise.
Huan Caiyi glanced at Yun Wuji, surprise flashing across her usually cold face. She had assumed the membrane around his body was just some kind of defensive technique, but even though she didn't grasp the full significance of light profound energy, It had to be something incredible, judging by the Golden Crow's reaction.
"Greetings, Golden Crow's spirit," Yun Wuji greeted casually. From its words, he confirmed that it was still connected to the Golden Crow in the Flame God Realm's God Burying Inferno Prison.
If he remembered correctly, there were two spirits there—Phoenix and Golden Crow.
"Since you two are here, you can start," the Golden Crow's voice echoed again.
Hearing this, Huan Caiyi's cold face flushed red as she glanced at Yun Wuji, who looked utterly confused.
"Start what? What are you talking about?" he asked, a puzzled look on his face.
"Of course! Start fucking! Time for some baby-making! Just stick your meat stick inside her meat hole! Pin her down and ride her; she's small enough that you can lift her and pound her however you like! Hurry up! you need to do it at least 500 times!" The golden crow, who referred to itself as noble, began unleashing a torrent of crude comments.
"WTF?" Yun Wuji exclaimed, black lines forming on his forehead.
"..." Huan Caiyi's cold expression crumbled and her face became bright red.
"What are you talking about? Besides, as the Golden Crow's spirit, don't you think you're being a bit vulgar?" Although he had suspected the reason Huan Caiyi wanted him to come, he was still shocked by the Golden Crow's words. Weren't the divine spirits supposed to be noble? Why was it speaking like an obscene, impotent old man?
"This noble one is a divine being; your mortal morals don't apply to me," the Golden Crow scoffed. "Didn't this little girl tell you? She needs your seeds to bear my inheritance."
"..." Huan Caiyi.
"...so that's the case." Yun Wuji stared at Huan Caiyi, shock etched on his face as if he was really stunned beyond belief!
"You've hit the jackpot, kid! You get to sleep with the monarch of this continent, the most beautiful woman on the continent!"
"Her Majesty is indeed stunning; anyone would risk their lives for such an opportunity," Yun Wuji said, taking a moment to admire Huan Caiyi's face. If he could overlook her flat, loli figure, she really was his type, he smiled and declared, "Daga kotowaru!"
"Nani?" both the golden crow and Huan Caiyi exclaimed in surprise.
"What do you mean?" Huan Caiyi frowned and said coldly.
"I don't want to. While your face is indeed beautiful, you're just not my type. I like them big! I like big boobs, thick thighs, and round, bouncy asses." As he spoke, he gestured with his hands to emphasize the sizes he preferred. Glancing at her figure, he continued, "But you? You're as flat as a chopping board! A road has more curves than you! Looking at you, I can't even muster the smallest sexual desire."
"To me, flat women aren't women!"
"B... bastard!" Huan Caiyi gritted her teeth, struggling to resist the urge to fight him to the death. Even though she usually didn't care about her looks, she was still a woman at heart. How could she accept someone telling her that she lacked any feminine charm and couldn't even be considered a woman?!
"Hahaha! Though you only possess the inferior phoenix flames, your talent for roasting people impresses this noble one!" The golden crow's laughter echoed through the air.
"But you don't have a choice! You're going to have to fuck her whether you want to or not!" The scarlet-gold eyes suddenly flicked at this moment.
The golden crow was always overbearing and domineering in its attitude. Back in the novel, it wanted to erase the phoenix bloodline from Yun Che's body and forcefully replace it with the golden crow bloodline.
Huan Caiyi's grey clothing instantly became tiny scraps that fell to the ground, revealing her naked body.
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Someone asked for the auxiliary chapter and a Discord link; here it is: https://discord.gg/WtF6XTgefR
