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168: If You Like Them Big
🕑 Added 2025-01-30 16:18:35 +0000 UTCAfter confirming his target, Yun Wuji turned his attention to the four guards trailing behind the young master. As the saying goes, servants reflect their masters. Just like their master, the guards were equally arrogant. They held their heads high, looking down on everyone with deeply ingrained arrogance in their eyes as if they were doing the world a favor simply by gracing it with their presence.
Yun Wuji naturally didn't care about their attitude, after all, a dead arrogant man is still just a dead man. Instead, he focused on their cultivation levels. Two of the guards at the front were at the 7th level of the Divine Spirit Realm, while the other two had lower cultivation; one at the 6th level and the last at the 5th level of the Divine Spirit Realm.
'It seems that this Young Master Han isn't favored by his father,' Yun Wuji thought, scratching his chin. He didn't find this strange, after all, if the young master were truly valued by his father, he wouldn't be wandering here. Instead, he would be heavily nurtured by his father back in their realm, rather than running around to play with prostitutes.
Watching the fat woman enthusiastically lead Young Master Han inside, Yun Wuji narrowed his eyes. However, he didn't immediately follow them in. Instead, he waited outside for a while, listening to the passersby as they chatted and discussed the "achievements" of this Young Master Han.
Yun Wuji casually strolled around for a while until he found a secluded alley. There, he changed his appearance.
Although the appearance he used earlier wasn’t that of ‘Yun Wuji’ from the Snow Song Realm, he still used it to communicate with Huo Rulie. Even though he hadn’t met anyone back then in the Golden Crow Sect, he had stayed there for a few days, who knew if someone had accidentally seen him?
Since he was planning to take a big action this time, he naturally had to change his appearance to avoid dragging the Golden Crow Sect into trouble.
This time, his face changed to that of a black-haired man with black eyes. His features were handsome, with deep, sharp eyes.
All of Yun Wuji’s fake identities were good-looking. He didn’t like changing his appearance to something ordinary because ordinary-looking people were easier to bully. If someone looking for trouble had to choose between a handsome man and an average-looking one, they would pick the latter, subconsciously assuming he was an easier target.
At the same time, good-looking people tend to have an easier life. Numerous studies conducted in his past life compared the treatment of attractive individuals with those of ordinary or less appealing appearances. Consistently, good-looking people received better treatment.
Humans are naturally drawn to beauty, so they subconsciously treat better-looking people more favorably.
He still recalled a case from his previous life where a guy was racing with his friend and ended up killing a woman and her daughter. He was sentenced to 24 years in prison for vehicular homicide.
Many people on social media, particularly on platforms like TikTok and Twitter, started romanticizing him, calling the sentence unfair simply because of his good looks. Some even created fan pages for him, ignoring the severity of his crime.
More importantly, in Yun Wuji’s plans, having a handsome appearance would make things much easier for him.
After all, he was heading to a brothel.
Leaving the secluded alley, Yun Wuji returned to the brothel where Young Master Han had gone.
'If You Like Them Big'
This was the name of the brothel. Just from the name alone, people could easily guess what to expect. Yun Wuji looked up at the sign, sighed, and thought, 'It seems that this Young Master Han is also a man of culture.'
"This young master, is this your first time visiting our establishment?" The moment Yun Wuji stepped in, a beautiful woman in heavy makeup, wearing a short red dress that exposed her cleavage and thighs, immediately approached him.
She wrapped her arm around his, pressing his arm between her plump breasts. Yun Wuji felt the softness of her chest and thought, 'It's big. This shop truly lives up to its name.'
"Hmm, this is my first time," Yun Wuji nodded his head.
"We’re fortunate to have your first visit to our humble establishment," the woman said, her face lighting up. She tightened her grip on his arm, pulling him deeper into her valley. Her lips curved into a cheerful smile, her eyes gleaming, as if genuinely delighted to receive him.
At the same time, the woman was assessing Yun Wuji. She acted enthusiastically because, just from his clothes, she could tell that this young man was wealthy. Having worked in this place for over 300 years, she had trained herself to easily judge people based on their clothing, manners, and temperament.
"Please, this way, young master," she guided Yun Wuji to a private room on the third floor. Pouring him some wine, she handed the cup to him and asked, "What is your name, young master?"
"Jiao Heng," Yun Wuji took the wine, sipping it lightly before replying casually.
"Eh?" The woman's movements paused for a moment. Jiao Heng? Who would give such a domineering name to someone? As she looked at the young man's refined appearance, she couldn't quite match him with such a name.
However, being someone with great experience, she quickly recovered. With a flattering smile, she handed Yun Wuji an imaged stone on a silver tray and said, "Young Master Jiao, this is the catalog of our prized women. Please take your time to choose; they are all available for you."
Whether his name was Jiao Heng or Tian Tu, she didn’t care. What mattered to her was how to squeeze as much money as possible from him.
Yun Wuji casually picked up the stone and activated it. One by one, images of beautiful women appeared.
All of these women were extraordinarily beautiful, with charming, cute, or cold expressions. However, they all shared one thing in common; voluptuous figures, large breasts, and curvy, rounded hips.
They truly lived up to their name.
"This fairy Yao is one of the top 10 courtesans in our establishment. She’s available today. If you like her, I can call her over immediately," the woman said, pointing to a woman with a cold yet beautiful expression.
Yun Wuji didn’t answer. He continued to flip through the pictures, casually observing the women in the catalog while listening to her introductions.
At the same time, he spread his senses, searching for Young Master Han.
"Dance more, raise your leg higher! Yes, just like that! If you please this young master, I’ll pay you more!" A few moments later, his excited voice rang out, sounding as though he was drunk and shouting loudly.
"Pa! Pa! Pa!"
"Ahn..."
At the same time, Yun Wuji heard the sound of flesh slapping against flesh, followed by soft moans. It seemed that Young Master Han was engaged in something else while giving orders to the other women.
Suddenly, Yun Wuji heard the sound of something hitting the ground, followed by the dissatisfied voice of the young master, "Bitch! You’re so useless!"
From the sound alone, Yun Wuji could guess that the woman couldn’t endure his wanton assault and had lost consciousness.
The young master opened the door to his private room and shouted, "Old woman Mei, go call Fairy Su and Fairy Yao to serve this young master!"
The moment Yun Wuji heard this, he immediately pointed at the two women in the catalog and said, "I want these two!"
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I caught a cold over the past two days, so today’s chapter is a bit short. I’ll make it up to you in the next chapter and make it longer.
