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Anomaly Acquisitions: The Case Files - Henry
🕑 Added 2022-11-07 04:58:09 +0000 UTCName: Henry
Anomaly Designation: Mothman
Anomalous Properties: Biform, Shape-changing Humanoid. In one form appearing Human, going by the name Henry. In the other form bipedal, winged, hair covered, protruding antennae, and with large red eyes. Hypersensitive to a wide range of audio frequency above and below Human registers. Strong enough to carry multiple adult humanoids at once while in flight. Ability to sense and send various chemical signals through the air. Unsure of exact functionality and physiology due to lack of commitment to testing from subject. [Note: His physiology is exactly as expected if you're looking at that sweet sweet statuesque ass. Edit: Please refrain from adding superfluous notes to official documentation. Edit: Suck my superfluous note. Edit: Who is this?]
AA Status: Member of Anomaly Council. Liaison for Anomalous Plant/Agriculture Initiatives.
Interview:
-Interviewer: Could you please state your name for the record.
-Henry: Henry.
-Interviewer: Do you have a last name? Or any other names/designations?
-Henry: I- no.
-Interviewer: Alright. As a member of the Anomaly Council you represent a particular species or collective that is Anomalous in nature. Tell me, are there others of your kind? Moth-people?
-Henry: Well first of all, there are no "moth-people." I'm not even remotely related to a moth. Hell, you're closer genetically to a moth than I am.
-Interviewer: There was a story reported that you ate clothes? It seemed an apt name to the redevelopment team.
-Henry: Yeah well it's fucking dumb. I sound like a D-Grade superhero.
-Interviewer: Uh... noted.
-Henry: And yeah sure, I eat cloth sometimes. Cotton is high in protein and fiber.
-Interviewer: Uh... Right...
[Silence. Clearing throat.]
-Interviewer: You were there when the Lady was defeated. What can you tell me about that day?
-Henry: Well, the battle lost the Garden over half of its body mass to corruption. The Dem- uh... Shapeshifter helped with the cleansing. It's growing back rather quickly, but it's still sad to see so much of its flowering buds gone.
-Interviewer: Reports are that there is no current location on the Garden in the AA database. I-
-Henry: And there won't ever be.
-Interviewer: Oh. Uh... sorry continue.
-Henry: Well, the Beacon really handled half the hard work, between their glasses thingy, and their gun... which seems like such an interesting combination right? A magic laser beam, and a fucking cowboy pistol. Heh... what a character they turned out to be.
-Interviewer: You were close with the Beacon correct?
-Henry: Were? Am. I am close with the Beacon. Some might say, the closest to them.
-Interviewer: Seems to be a common sentiment.
-Henry: What's that?
-Interviewer: Uh, you were there when the Director of Field Teams was attacked, correct?
-Henry: Blue? You can just say Blue. Yeah, the fucking bitch stabbed him in the back. My wing was fucked up, but I managed to drag them out of there and helped the healer... person from the Shade to try and stabilize him. If it wasn't for them, I don't know that he would have made it out of there.
-Interviewer: Well it seems like he owes some of that day to you as well.
-Henry: Eh... to be honest I barely made it out myself. We really do owe a lot to Beacon and the old man. They... they gave so much.
-Interviewer: Yeah...
[Silence. Henry appears to sniff at the air]
-Henry: We done? I need to go.
-Interviewer: Uh... sure. We can postpone the rest of-
-Henry: Cool.
[Henry runs out.]
Interview End.
Comments
Mouse
Henry β₯οΈ Iβm wondering if it was the same person making the edits as last time or someone else causing shenanigans π€ Glad to hear the gardens regrowing :3 Iβm loving the case files and look forward to reading more of them π
Carrie
Hehe thank youuuu ππ
Shylwryn
ππππ Eli has once again provided the good soup. No but really, I love these case files sm. Thank you for our sweet boy Henry, I wish him well in helping the Garden regrow. Also, he knows DβEli is a demon, not a βshapeshifterβ ππ? Very interestingβ¦
jacijoan
Ellliiiii! Elliiiiiiiii!!! I loved this so much! Henry is such a kewl character and it's so nice getting to learn a bit more about him! The "notes" at the beginning were so funny omg! I don't know if you understand just how much I love these! Ive said it before but I'll say it again I loveeee your writing! I really do! So it such a treat getting these amazingly written files but on top of that we get more AA content and an even closer look into our fave characters! I know you are a very busy man so thank you for taking the time to write these for us! You're the best eliπ€
