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Monster of the Week: Listless
🕑 Added 2022-07-02 18:01:12 +0000 UTCBannock's Guide to the Monsters of Mejina
Listless
So Vasen really hate these things for some reason. Some religious thing. You won't be seeing any of Stahl's comments on this one, he bowed out because of that. Ah well, I don't blame the guy. We all got our demons.
So the Listless are kind of like Woodwicks, but they're Vasen shaped. They drip tree sap everywhere from their necks as they walk, and the second it hits the ground it turns into amber. Some folks in the jewellery business like to keep these things around because of that. They don't really care either way.
Listless are kinda harmless as long as they're not provoked. They just walk in circles, stumbling into things, occasionally sit down. That said, provoking them isn't difficult. Despite not having a head, they can still hear just fine, and if you say certain words, certain phrases around them, they'll start freaking out. The word they hate the most is "fire," and they'll be right on you as soon as they hear it.
The Guilds don't like to talk about these things cause of the religious crap, but sacrilege's never stopped me from helping folks out before, so I'm penning this down for you guys! Jeez, I hope this doesn't get me fired, that'd suck.
Trials Note:
He was not fired for this. It was necessary for the purpose of a comprehensive guide. However, we do not appreciate the depiction of these pictures, and request that you refrain from discussing them.
May we rest in peace. Ianuera Forgive us.
