FlipDaShit
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Grab Your Loot!
🕑 Added 2025-04-01 19:08:54 +0000 UTCHi everyone,
I'm happy to announce that loot boxes are coming to the game. You will find several clickable chests throughout the game, filled with discount cards offering up to generous 5% discounts for exclusive items. So keep your eyes open and your hands grabby!
Not interested in keeping your eyes open while skipping through the game in order to reach the next naughty scene? No worries! There will also be a subscription available for those lacking time and readily available hands. For only $49.99 per month you will be able to gather all hidden items without any effort. Get a head start!
What kind of items can I expect? Glad you asked! Improve your gaming experience with exclusive hats & masks for all characters.
And as if this isn't enough already, I'm also offering new and exclusive must-have DLC content. Have you ever considered Summer's rat to be a bit bland in appearance and lacking the equipment for fighting overambitious cops? How about a set of armor that will keep Summer's rat safe and fashionable for the rest of the game.
I'm sure you're stoked about these new offers and can't wait to open and empty your wallet. So yeah, I'll shut up and take your money! Have fun and happy April Fool's Day to y'all. Much love!
Flip
Comments
Rick Ahrendt
Seriously need to figure out how actually work the rat armor into the story somehow 😁😁😎
CGM Odyssey
I know it's an April fools post,but the rat armour does look good though
