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This isn't a teaser - 6 May 2024
🕑 Added 2024-05-06 07:10:57 +0000 UTCWell, here we go again...
As can be expected, this not-teaser is about Hell Garden and-
[WARNING! WARNING! HOSTILE COMMUNICATION CORRUPTING THE NOOSPHERE!]
Vermin-things!
Once-once again the ugly-bad threat of unity chooses to choose its snout, yes-yes!
The insult-curse!
The gall-arrogance!
The brute-things chose to spit-spit in our eyes-eyes!
They dared-dared hide in a miserable-dirty lair called ‘Harmony’!
This is-is an insult-curse that can’t be borne, no-no!
And so-so it won’t be!
Unity and Harmony are bad-bad!
Only in Anarchy, can all things-things find salvation, yes-yes!
Remember: it is better-greater to die in a single day of Anarchy for Malal than to live without obeying the Council of Eleven!
Lackeys! Raise the pulpit higher, I can’t read well-well my speech-screech!
Yes-yes! You will be-be only moderately-adequately punished!
Vermin-things, anarchic-things!
It is very-very necessary to go-go to war!
The Despoiler-thing must not-not achieve his plans!
In my glorious name-name, the last seat of the Council will be mine-mine! What? Did I squeak badly? Oh yes, I wanted to say every glorious victory will be won-won in the name of the Council of Eleven and the Great Primarch-thing OmeSkaven, long me he may see-see me triumph!
Let the anti-Harmony Grand Skaven Warpstone Crusade begin!
The Eye of Anarchy will be ours-ours, or we will blow it up, yes-yes!
Praise Anarchy!
Praise Malal!
Eleventh recording attempt made by the Unholy Pontifur-Bishop Supreme Skitisk Doombane of the Inverted Nexus, Master of the Anarchic-Bringer Sermons, Unstable Crackpot of Verminous Insolence. It is estimated that the temple only nearly collapsed eleven times that day, which was seen as a most divine blessing on Skavenblight.
[COMMUNICATION INTERRUPTED. NOOSPHERE PURITY RESTORED. ALL SCRAPCODE WILL BE PURGED IN 12 SECONDS.]
[END OF TRANSMISSION]
Comments
primus
I’m starting to think this operation won’t be a success.
Templar9999
That there are kaiju on Catachan should surprise no one. And that ancient catachan devils eventually become kaiju is also no surprise. Given the damage it took and walked off it belongs in a Toho film fighting Godzilla. It has already beaten a Shai Halud. I pictured the newer version with the baleen like teeth rather than the toothless 3 part mouth. I think biggest reveal is the internal monologue of the Hive, referring to Sebastion as not prey. That the Hive is capable of thinking of a life form as something other than prey is revealing. Even if the only way it can conceive of it as what it is not. Until the Kaiju catachan devil is named I will continue to think of it as Sebastion. Amazing what 39000 years of growth and warp fuckery will do.
