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Two Singles Don't Make a Couple

🕑 Added 2016-07-15 19:15:35 +0000 UTC

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At an IHOP, it's usually Butter Pecan.

Sean Fhearsalach

Golden syrup?

ArcaneAnomaly

Brown is most likely just regular, maple syrup. Blue and red are probably blueberry and strawberry. Not sure about yellow.

So this table has what appears to be four syrup containers with differently colored handles. Is that color-coding for the flavoring of the syrup? What do we think the flavors are? I'm guessing, right to left, we have raspberry, blueberry... uh... banana, and... uh... tree bark?

Nicholas Stephenson

Oh poor Ellie. I can practically FEEL her exasperation. But she's being there for her friend, and that's what counts. It's okay girls... I know how it feels to be alone too.

That One Guy

Quinn's been getting a bit bustier since she started having money for food. Also it wouldn't be surprising for her to be wearing a push-up bra since she was trying to catch Ian's attention earlier this evening.

Mr. Blue

So, two single guys living in an apartment in New York City (and they don't make salsa) have pet ducks and stuff are supposed to be gay?

Mr. Blue

That's what I was thinking. And she's got to be picking off of Ellie's plate.

Mr. Blue

That would depend as well. Archie could not choose between Betty or Veronica. I think that I'd take Betty, although, on the other hand, Veronica does have the greater potential to learn from her mistakes. But that choice needs to be made based on real people. Me, I'd date Quinn. Ellie scares me, because she's close to the ideal. Like Wilf said.

In the last two panels, I am seeing a huge resemblance between Ellie and Juniper.

Androclese

Reading this comic, it has finally struck me; we are being setup with the Betty vs. Veronica choice. Both women are desirable, both women are different, and we cannot choose both. Well played Mr. Rusche, Ms. Blackford.

Steve

Boo

Steve

It might be because Quinn hates whenever anyone talks to her.

In that last panel, Quinn is looking rather well-endowed. Is this a side effect from living with Ellie? And how the hell did Ellie fit her bosom underneath the table? That looks like its got to hurt.

Dan

Ellie & Quinn are only 18-19 years old. They still have lots of time.

But it was Quinn's idea that they go there in the first place...

Coy Keaton

Wait, is this where we find out Quinn has never experimented? Oh, wait. That's in the fan fic.

Abeille Femelle

Approved

Patreon changed the email alerts, the comic is no longer embedded in them! I had to remember my password so I could log in and stuff. Very stressful. But well worth it.