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Chapter 918: A Time to Slumber

🕑 Added 2024-07-08 23:00:03 +0000 UTC

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Chiqui Joy

Agree - I was just gonna post the same thing! “If what you are looking for is discourtesy, I find myself increasingly enthused to accommodate you.”

ABTelford

I want to know what his answer is to Danielle’s question “what do you need?” Because it isn’t answered in the next chapters so I leaves me feeling cheated, like the author accidentally dropped a page or something.

alleyne

My thoughts exactly!! Well with a bit cussing.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Chloe

That courteous to discourteous line was awesome. Tyftc

Tyson

In his prime avatar form, Chapter 892 Extra details Jason's inherent gifts. Chapter 890 Extra is Jason's character sheet. When not bound by his prime avatar Jason is an Astral Nexus. In Chapter 890, Shade explained that as an Astral Nexus, Jason combines abilities of Astral Kings, Great Astral Beings, and Gods. The full details of Astral Nexus abilities have not been listed, but Chapter 902 says he has only half-ascended to the status of Astral Nexus, so I assume these abilities are not yet complete.

Mika Jan Holstein

Did I miss another cheat sheet about Jason’s new ability’s ? Or is it still coming ?

Andrew Johnson

Nah he's past that he was making sausage sandwich's. The whole sex inuendo is too obvious. I'm thinking he's looking for a few gold rank monsters to murderize.

Kevin Anderson

I wonder what li li meis decision is

Douglas Davis

I must have been confused on something. When he asked Jason where he got his power, I assumed the society already knew he is an astral king.

ABTelford

Note the Adventure Society guy asked where he got his power from…in other words he wants that kind of power for himself. Same old…

Joanna

Depends whether he offered any evidence. If he also gave them a peek at his full presence they’d be much more likely to believe him

Phillip Masusock

He might be, his friends and family not so much. Plus we don’t know what the “next fight” that Dawn talked about is going to be about/over.

mockery jones

So this has been bugging me for a little while. Now that Jason is immortal what are the stakes in this story? Even when just three chapters ago, Jason was ambushed and "killed" it did not feel consequential.

Maximus

Shirt has a talent for making things easy to read so it seems shorter than it is.

Kalanaere

Thought for everyone: even if Jason just laid it all out on the table, no bs, just outright told them everything how many people do you think would actually believe him? I doubt it would be many at all, they'd still accuse him of lying

Pierce

Kinda equates to the same thing as far as Danielle is concerned…

Kat

Spinach 🤣🤣🤣

Dirty Dibbler

At first I thought Spinach was a safe word to trigger an exit strategy before I realized it was a Popeye reference

ouroboros

Cheap hotdogs on a grill with cheap bread is my childhood. We use to get the red dyed ones. 😆 Now, I like to think I'm more discerning but I still crave some chili dogs here and there.

ABTelford

LOVED it, LOVED it! Happy dance! 💛

Justin Crisler

It’s also not unexpected. You don’t know what you don’t know and that guy doesn’t have the full picture. From his perspective he has a big scary Phoenix to worry about.

Justin Crisler

My dude, you might be taken this a bit too seriously.

JonO

Or she'll cum to understand him

Kalanaere

The Adventure Society is basically a Government Organization. They aren't smart enough to get out if their own way

Kalanaere

How foes Jason history with Amy play into Jaso Ln snd Danielle?

Kalanaere

Nahhh I think he should play all meek and pretend to let them suppress his Aura while he very subtlety threads his Aura into theirs and then shreds it like confetti

Kalanaere

“I’m not worried about what you’ll do with it by accident. I’m worried about what you’ll do on purpose.” Now tell me Danielle hasn't fully come to understand Jason!

BloodStorm

When Jason gets back to earth. The first big meeting he has with all of leaders. I want him to flex his system administrator powers with a message in front of everyone

John goode

Is it just me or did this one seem a bit short ?

StarkRG

If his friend's dad is ok with it, I'm not sure what the issue is.

Liesmith

Mr Billings: "Ok, so explain this to me again..." Jason: "It's a rock that looks like a face." Mr Billings: "So it's a face then?" Danielle: "No, it's a rock that looks like a face." Mr Billings: "So...it's a metaphor?" Jason: "Oh my me..."

StarkRG

The next time they see Dawn, it'll be for the huge fight she told Jason he's already lost.

StarkRG

You forgot the part about altering the fundamental nature of not just one Universe but every Universe.

Baelfyer

Y'all talking about Jason + Danielle, but it won't happen. Not just because Danielle is married, but because of Jason's history with Amy.

MoonlitShade

Thanky chappy

Alex Schellenberg

Or a session with Zara?

Allastin

Guys….please….dont endorse sexual relations with his friend’s mother, that’s weird 😅.

Alex Schellenberg

My guess is that they sent someone who earned their spot politically and they thought would get slapped down by Jason. In the process they could also learned some of his juicy secrets.

René Blaser

You know. I am reading this excellent chapter and tgen this sentence comes up: „To his mind, he killed ten thousand victims.“ And it hits me like a punch to the stomach. And for a few minutes i can do nothing else but sit here. Tears running down my face. Feeling such a deep hurt and compassion for Jason. You know a story is excellent when the characters within become more then just ideas and get into the realm of making you feel with them. Poor Jason. I know he has all this power. But what a price he must pay. Dear Shirtaloon. Please, please go on and keep astonishing us, entertaining us, sharing with us your incredible beautiful and extraordinary mind! Thank you!

Joanna

Aaand we’re back to square one with the Adventure Society because we’ve moved on to a different continent. I imagine it’s generally for the best that AS is so decentralized, each land mass administered by an almost completely independent council, but it does naturally lead to this: several different Continental Councils have already dealt more or less successfully with the cognitive dissonance that is Jason, but this branch isn’t willing or able to take those other branches’ word for it

Telewyn

My bet is they attend the upcoming Jason Asano Barbecue, where rank doesn’t matter, just be cool.

DeviantSalivations

It's time for some good old fashioned adventuring monster killing.

Snugglebadger

He needs Dawn back, and he needs to go home to Earth for a bit.

Zachary Ross

It's a deficit of respect. At this point Jason explains the situation and results to the adventure society and they don't believe him. He negotiated the builder to leave early, he beat an avatar of undeath, he survived a trial of a half transcendent, killed an army of messengers, and acquired millions of other messengers. If the adventure society doesn't get that Jason isn't really a gold rank, at this point the fault is completely theirs.

Nic Crew

I’m kinda waiting for that ….

Amanda Begly

Sandwiches

Jordan Jones

I’d like to say it’s unrealistic for the bureaucrat guy to be disrespectful in this way (repeating questions to see if the answer is different in any way, acting obtuse re: where the power came from, subtle and not so subtle digs, trying to gain leverage by deliberately infuriating the subject of the debrief), but no, that is depressingly true to life.

Daniel Hogan

Once again I wish Jason would just 'politely' ask Dominion or Knowledge to explain to the Adventure Society folk why they should shut up and accept they're so far beneath Jason... They'd probably show up and do just that.

Stephanie Washburn

It's a good reminder, yes

Stephanie Washburn

Oh wow. Welcome to the club. That's an intense few days.

Joanna

Maybe a sparring session with Sophie? That could be good for working off some frustrations

Stephanie Washburn

I think Danielle is secure in her marriage or she probably wouldn't tolerate the flirting as much as she does.

Stephanie Washburn

Yeah, I wasn't expecting these but they are very grounding and feel like good training for when he gets back to Earth. It firmly establishes him back here while also settling old problems so that the story can move on properly.

Stephanie Washburn

See, even his humor is getting less needlessly confrontational! XD.

Stephanie Washburn

Maybe a specific kind of respect and a barbeque?

Matt Heineman

Nah, she's married and he doesn't do that. I ship him with Knowledge though.

Stephanie Washburn

So much progress!!

Lora Greenberg

In the end, I see Jason ..and his team..firing the Adventure Society over their control issues.

DirePants

Mrs. Geller, you’re trying to seduce me.

Joanna

Some kinda spinach sandwich, I’d say

Alex Schellenberg

What does Jason need at this point? My guess would be a coconut filled with some sweet cocktail.

SmokeJam

I really had to laugh at that Popeye reference. Well timed. Young Jason would've turned to Danielle and answered: "You."

Joanna

It almost made me think that was his social safe-word

Henrik Nørgaard

I really really doubt that'll happen, Thalia Mercer isn't a fool and remember she's a close friend of Danielle, so she might have gotten some Intel about Jason from her.

Joanna

I wonder if she ended up in his kingdom along with all the refugees from Boko

Chris Furry

The First Defier was having Patreon issues recently, too. He put up a post about it being buggy, due to pausing payments for his time off. So, that's fun.

Michael Pittman

I'm really hoping it's Danielle

Isaac Scharff

Nah, he's way smoother than that. If he wanted Danielle he would be putting the moves on her already

Thomas Black

What he needs isn't a shag or Danielle as much as some people might want that to happen. What he needs is for these idiots at the Adventure Society to shut up and let him do his job so he can leave and fix the bridge so he can take people and go to Earth before whatever this threat that Dawn and Noreth wouldn't tell him about.

Isaac Scharff

Or Cassandra Mercer, but I don't think he'd do that to Neil. I suppose he could hate f*** the local adventure society director

Brian Block

I am surprisingly enjoying these stories on Pallimustus now that he is a "full" Astral King (barring the limits of mortal power diamond-ranker stuff). I was hoping to see his journey back to Earth sooner rather than later, but these chapters have been interesting and very well written, I look forward to how he leaves Pallimustus, reputation-wise.

Charles A. Pehl

That's the one problem with having as extensive of a cast as shirt does. I want to see nik personally

David Cooper

I mentioned how much I'd like Cassandra to show up, but the real fantasy I have is that Thalia Mercer shows up to beg Jason to give her daughter another chance, and not hold what the family did to break them up against her. Because as much as Cass bugged Neil about Jason, I bet she annoyed her mother even more.

Alexander Dupree

Need? Why Danielle my need is for Bond to die!

Charles A. Pehl

Problem is when have in this story or even in real life has anyone who is in charge of the status quo ever been reasonable like that

Adam

I'm curious to get back to Li Li Mei. She just watched the man who just offered her a job and a way back home go full god mode on an invasion force of messengers then spirit them all away in a portal. She must know that Earth has no idea what's about to arrive and the repercussions of that.

Tommy S

I noticed we haven't heard from Shade or Colin in forever

Kconraw

The spinach comment was hilarious😁 Thx for the chapter

Cyranosaurus

I need a ten chapter released in A day glitch😂. Thank you for telling a great story Shirt!!

Malcolm

Give me MORE!!!!!!!

Sylphie

He needs.......... TOO SMASH!!

Ligeia

I pick the latter option. There have been a lot of middle managers who have failed to understand Jason over the past many thousands of pages who richly deserve to have their auras squashed in a probably forlorn attempt to make them see what their closed little minds refuse to understand. I'm amazed at how good Shirt is at portraying peanut-brained idiots who refuse to understand anything outside their massively limited expedience; it's a real art form to write a character so impossibly closed-minded that I, as the reader, want to reach through the page and slap them up side the head!

Lucas Gulick

So The First Defier went on sabbatical and for some reason I thought Shirt was too. This chapter was an awesome and welcome surprise 😄

ReadingObsessed

Family bonding time?

Chris Furry

Uh oh, that might be a question that ends in Humphrey's worst nightmare...

Ariellus

Now it gets silly the Continental council should have a high enough security clearing to read his file and the diamond comunity should Tell them to stop asking stupid questions. Every time he levels up the same questions come up again over 20 years. I think after 20 years they should accept this anomaly and get over with. Or the gods should make an anouncement that they should leave him alone.

Mark Parker

Shirt...... man I love your work.. I started the whole series over last Monday, I'm about done with bk 6 and I can say the evolution of Jason is phenomenal.. thank you.

Andrew Johnson

I'm going to make a prediction. Its not going to be Jason that looses control first its going to be a high ranking gold bureaucrat that does not believe what Jason did Challenging him and trying to suppress his aura which Jason will either shrug off like its a light mist of rain and ignore him or go full Hegemon and squash his aura back like a bug to make a point..

Timothy

Jason and Danielle sitting in a tree, k.i.s.s.i.n.g. And then going into a more private place in Jason's Astral space.

BloodStorm

Sandwiches that is what I need.

Mist Sparrow

I've always wondered how the relationship paradigms might change with such long living people

Ligeia

Organizations like the Adventure Society frequently do things that don't make sense. That's the nature of the beast. But Jason doesn't need to use diamond rankers to make them stop with the stupid questions; he has Danielle and Farah for that.

Danielle Warvel

The spinach thing slipping out at the end. ☺️ He’s trying really hard to keep things contained, but Jason is still Jason in the end, and I love the little reminders of that.

Shane

Did he just tell Danielle Gellar he needs to work out his frustrations and she asked what he needed? IT'S HAPPENING OHMYGOD IT'S HAPPENING

John Durrett

Also Biscuits!

Zack

The monster slumbering in the lake analogy is an interesting statement because that's often how Jason's developing aura was described after he started developing his soul space, except Jason's usually seemed to be more ocean leviathan than lake monster

John Durrett

I would totally support Jason pinching his fingers in front of him to squeeze the bureaucrat until he whelped. That or tell them if they want to know more, pray to their gods for guidance.

Allen Wilding

As someone who works in corporate business.. I can relate

Henrik Nørgaard

I have a sneaky surspion that Jason might have a talk with a few Diamond rankers soon to relieve the pressure idiots are putting on him. Or at least I hope so, because it doesn't make sense that the Adventure Sociaty keeps sending bureaucrats to debrief someone that's clearly beyond their understanding.

Bingus McCready

I strongly suspect that’s next chapter.

Keegan Moss

What if Jason doubles down on the spinach joke for the first line of next chapter and says something like “spinach dip and chips” before giving the actual answer

TobiDoes

i love seeing these every other day thanks Shirtaloon

David

A pizza? I’d want a pizza.

Adam

Yep

Robert Landers

I feel like we’ve been go-go-go for so many chapters now. Where is the bbq and the banter?

Justin

Great chapter, TYFTC!

Tashreeq Peck

I think we’re missing a sentence at the end there…

james foster

Noice, Jason, very noice.

Joe Holman

Thanks for the chapter, I can't wait to see who ends up on the receiving end of Jason's frustrations

Chuck Haeberle

He's Jason the sailor man He's Jason the sailor man He fights to the finish cause he eats his spinach, He's Jason the sailor man! *toot* *toot*

Alan McLaughlin

Well, I doubt he needs a cliff hanger. :>

JonO

He needs a good $%#&@?! Is what! I vote Danielle... if not there is always clives wife.

Charlie Harwood

tyftc

Aaron Schwartz

It almost seems like Jason’s gonna ask if ‘e could do ‘is best mate’s mum.

Thunder0ni

I think this is the first look at how Farrah and Jason’s bond has changed? She’s now essentially a insight into Jason for even his own team

Cameron Baldwin

Spinach

Nergie

Just for clarity. Jasons soul realm is his astral kingdom now right? And he can do all the same things as previously with it?

Bingus McCready

Any bets on what it is Jason actually needs? A barbecue, perhaps in Refuge? A drink? A contract tour? An absurd hat? TFTC!!!

Dylan Pearce

Let's goooo

CritHappens

Made it

Andrew Johnson

1st

John goode

2ed Biscuits!


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