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Chapter 928: Trouble Always Knows Where to Find Me

🕑 Added 2024-07-31 23:00:05 +0000 UTC

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mzetqbbtyf

This chapter felt like an episode of 90210 from the 90s.

Asterrahl

Ha, I knew crystal wash was bound to come up soon!

Joanna

We’ve seen a few glimpses here and there, but only Jason has gotten any official updates as yet, and even those are kinda minimal

BloodStorm

Nah I don’t think so. His birthing tree/world has messengers

Zera

I thought that as long as he knows a thing he can just conjure it in his soul realm and take it outside. Even if that isn't true, wouldn't he be able to just pop in his soul realm, take a shower and pop out.

AfroMocha

Will Jason's birthing tree make more of Nik?

ABTelford

I was checking every 5 minutes around the hour you post…only to realize it was Thursday instead of Friday. I was so bummed! Lol! That means Shirtaloon is doing a great job with the writing! 😎

mainiak

I think once he teleports with bunch of golds (his team at least and maybe some extras?) + the earth folks (I wonder how many will stay behind) + maybe some more messangers? wouldn't that be like 100+ people-ish? Anyway, nothing sends message better than you suddenly appearing with big(ger) army behind your back (+ all messangers on earth revealing themself to be allied with Jason) maybe he can preemptively make messanger bases all around the world for "peacekeeping" (like certain big country) prior his arrival

mainiak

So ... I know there are several threads about Jason's crystal wash empire (not sure why it does sound like car was in my head, but anyway) ... but now Jason has 10k unemployed (read: without astral king brand) messengers, maybe he can suggest that if they need purpose they can work in his crystal wash infinite factory ... and be "happy" little bees, er birds working 9-5 ... project code name: Hell 2.0 (but keep it secret from The Reaper as it might infringe on his authority) also I hope the baby angels are safe ... or they are in the astral space next to elemental city, but not on the planet in astral kindgom, with the naughty ones? will there be civil war as there might have been hidden few unorthodoxy ones? are there any golds? p.s.: few thoughts for crystal wash marketing ideas - Marketing brand "Hegemon" - slogan: "you know you want it my way - Hegemon"

santiago villa reverte

Neil es right

StarkRG

She didn't do anything to Jason, furthermore, they already reconciled following their forced break up. (At the symphony after Jason's encounter with all the gods following the Reaper trials)

AfroMocha

What if Jason has the messengers spread his message of return lmao 🤣😂

Dexter Vex

Do we have a current understanding of the teams abilities now that they're gold rank? Like how we used to get system notifications when they leveled up

ABTelford

Hahaha! That would be brilliant! 😄

Tim

The brainwashing purge IS the seal most likely, since its an expression of soul. For example, if she had been a painter, his interface would have shown Order of Reaper Painter, since thats what she was. However, the "purifying flame" was a forcible change to identity, sealing her self under layers of what Purity/Deception wanted her to be.

R

Wonder if we are going into order of the reaper stuff now before Earth. The ending of the last two chapters made me think we may be going this way, with the inference from Roland, and Melody's brainwashing being addressed. Back when Jason fought Melody in the underground complex, his interface labeled her, I think, as "Order of the Reaper infiltrator (sealed)." Wonder if the brainwashing purge undoes the seal or there will be something else later. There is obvious precedence with his interface and foreshadowing, specifically Landemere and him being labeled as "builder cultist."

jacob butler

I feel like he thinks it just is not the same as someone else making it

Tartlet

I want all of team biscuit except soph and hump to be lonely-break-up-drinking on the lonely hearts cloud ship bar and soph and hump come in all “we got married in magic vegas!”

Ce-Ja Burke

I love that ending line

Jared McClure

wrong series?

Jordan Rogers

Mistake posted from wrong book series

Thomas Froehling

Hmm, I can't help but wonder: sure, it's been twenty years plus that Cassie left Jason and she must have heard how it hurt him. Yet, when they finally meet after all that time, there's not even a tiny bit of regret about that choice of hers (ok, their family, but still). There's a lot of complaint about how Neil droped her and how she felt about that. I do not know how long ago that was, but she mentioned he was following Niks advice when he was 3 years old, so it should be about ten years ago at least. So, Lady Gorgeous is still hurt by Neil and can't give a second thought about what she had done to Jason? Also, do we seriously believe she didn't at least date other people? In all that time? I believe there are more... physical interactions in any given monastery. On a completely unrelated note: I have to think of Max from the 'Sam & Max' comic every time dear Nik is mentioned... anybody else or is it just me?

JennP

Neil handled it poorly, but Cass also should do some hardcore apologizing instead of pretending she didn't also screw up. She really did.

Joanna

What chapter did you read?

Aaron Hill

The fact that Jason decided to badmouth Neil to his ex and pretend like Neil wasn't 100% justified and reasonable in walking away just so he could try to hook up with her again really reminds us that Jason is still a proper asshole sometimes. Can't be all character growth after all.

Addie

I'm already at Earth it sucks don't come here

Philipp Battenberg

"I imagine that we’re looking at heading to Earth in weeks, rather than months […]" Is that perhaps also aimed at us, Shirt?

ShieldWolf

Hahaha is your profile picture a magic/ police booth?

ThoMiCroN

It would be about time for Jason to learn the formula for crystal wash. That’s something Earth doesn’t know it needs.

Kalanaere

And insulting Neil

Valmorian

thanks for the chapter!!!!

Idan tal

So you say you don’t care for Neil.. legitimate, even Jason doesn’t.

Addie

Jason sees his ex girlfriend after 20 years and immediately launches into trauma dumping.

Joanna

It seems that Humphrey had pretty much just barely managed it by the time Jason returned to Pallimustus, which is about 15 years since he left to Astral Kingify himself and fix the Sundered Throne. All of the others seem to have ranked up faster than him, but no real specific timeline was given for exactly when. My best guess, it took them all something between ten and fifteen years from hitting silver to hitting gold

Malcolm

I’m be honest I don’t real care about any of this shit with Cassandra, like it is cool see Jason interact with people from the past but if Cassandra never comes back wouldn’t lose an ounce of sleep

mhaj58

The Mercer family has been scrambling to prove their value after Thadwick betrayed the world and turned into an energy vampire, Thalia hasn’t been seen or heard from since she saw her son as a vampire. Beaufort wasn’t even acknowledged when the team returned to Greenstone

Rina Lynn

V 1

Stephanie Washburn

But that's not nearly as stable as having the real thing! And he needs to know how to make it himself, perfectly, to be able to take it out of his soul realm.

Stephanie Washburn

Unfortunately he's been gone for too long and was never traveled well enough for that.

Sean C Jackson

You mean Cassie.

Justin

It’s cool to see he changed on “what could go wrong” or sayings like it. He used to be the one “omg I can’t believe you would even utter those words”. Great chapter. TYFTC! Also can we get some character sheets of diamond rankers? I wanna see what the Mirror King and Mr. Remore can do!

Sean C Jackson

Jason's back, back again, Jason's back, tell a friend, Jason's back, Jason's back, Jason's back, Jason's back.

John Durrett

Removing the glamour and getting it down to basics is very healthy

Hunter

How long has Jason and team biscuit been gold rank it’s hard to keep time? It’s just crazy how much of a freak they all are when it comes to their rank up speed. I know there whole generation is considered the best in memory but still.

John Durrett

Neil was Not an idiot. He correctly understood that Cass had baggage she needed to clear out before she could have a healthy relationship with others, not just himself. Neil didn’t hurt her, what hurt was hearing the truth. I’ve was in a relationship long ago where she was still aching over a lost love and I was there to support her emotionally. Then she turned around and started dating her Ex’s best friend. I found out a couple years later she ended up pregnant and single mom. We talked long distance and she openly shared she wished sometimes she had chosen me instead.

Joshua Millins

Glad to see Jason and his ransacking of Crystal Wash is alive and well, you'd think that the producers would have learned to expand rapidly when Asano's name pops up in their corner of the hemisphere.

Victor Mijares

Don't know why but it feels like a game of thrones moment with Jason going to earth. It's coming, it's coming!

Ardin Helme

Ok, I get that Jason and the local crystal wash supply is a running gag, but you cannot convince me that he doesn't have an infinite supply of the stuff via his soul realm at this point.

Kelly

It’s odd how many people are saying that ‘talking about it doesn’t work’ regarding Neil and Cassandra. Neil made a unilateral decision for the both of them and it sounds like that was the first time he even brought it up. I love Neil, but he needs to do some hardcore apologizing.

Raves

Not just what he went through but also knows about the power level that he is now on and the complications that come with it.

Hunter

Also very happy Jason didn’t put a rekindling off feelings on the board in any way shape or form.

Hunter

Anyone who thinks Cassandra is the one in the wrong here is trippin trippin. Neil told her what he wanted, told her to figure it out herself, told her to come back to him when she figures it out and dipped. You thought she would just run up to Neil and fall on to her knees and apologize for all her supposed wrongs?

Hunter

Yeah it’s been more like a decade I think tbh 😂😂😂

ShieldWolf

This kinda upsets me. I see so many people on here blaming Cassandra when all she did was have emotions. It's like Neil said it wasn't the right time and I personally don't think either of them were wrong. It's been what 2 years since Neil left her and she is still chasing Jason in her head. If Neil stayed to talk it out instead of a clean break it would have only been worse for them both. She probably would have convinced him to stay and make things hurt more for both of them.

jacob butler

Is anybody else curious what is going on with Cassandra's parents? Am I wrong that her dad went to the builder cult in book 10? Is there any news of Thalia at all ?

BloodStorm

back to Rimaros to finally complete the bridge. Yes finally

Jon Stanfield

What a childish reaction. Did you even read this chapter or the one where Neil dumped her? The discussion wasn't about fixing the relationship by talking, though that could have been an outcome. Neil broke things off rather than confront either of their feelings on the situation. Cassandra doesn't want to talk because that would mean Neil was right to destroy her heart rather than end things more agreeably. How could Cassandra "consider the hurt she was providing him, or simply consider his point of view" when he made no attempt to share his feelings or situation. Neil saw a red flag in Cassandra and ran. That red flag was real, she admits it herself, but single flaws should not be the make or break point for relationships

Ira White

I'm torn, on one hand I like Cassy more then Neil so I agree with her but that's just because I like her more. On the other I've been with someone who wasn't over their ex and it torn me apart. Talking didn't didn't help, trying to work threw it didn't help, it grew like a cancer between us untill I couldn't deal with it anymore and I left. So if I'm being honest Neil might have been an idiot but Cassy was just as to blame and she only doesn't want to meet up with him because she'd have to admit she was just as wrong.

ShowBizGAL 1996

I prefer the clean version: Fool around and find out. :-D Cursing isn't ALWAYS necessary, I promise. I grew up reading Isaac Asimov, whose characters never swore at all. One of his characters went off on a rant and called another, "an illegal, immoral and highly improbably obsenity." Greatest non-swearing rant I can remember, to this day... and I'm 63 now. LOL!!! I try my best to forget the swearing rants, ASAP!!

Alex Cox

Great, now they're gonna get all set up with the bridge and about to cross over... the order attacks trying to make use of the bridge and the fact Jason finally built it

Max Lopo

Sorry, bur Neil was very right. It's not something you can fix by talking or ignoring it. Best it could do is grow like a cancer. AND her rection ❓did she use introspection and consider the hurt she was providing him, or simply consider his point of view ❓noppe. What matters is that she felt hurt so she ghosted him for a friggin decade. Unidirection. AND her reason for not seeing him now ❓she would feel that he was right and that would annoy her. Holy hell Neil, you dodged a bullet the size of a skyscraper. She would rather keep stomping on your hearth than even face the possibility she was even partially wrong in her rection. Me me me me. Run free my boy, next time pick è woman and not a brat.

ABTelford

hahaha! yea! I gotta say I love the running background joke about him buying out all the crystal wash wherever he goes! lol!!

Stephanie Washburn

Yeah! He's finally picking up some wisdom!

Stephanie Washburn

It really feels like we're watching Jason transition from being a young man to being a man. It's nice to see how he's growing into full "you could be a senator" adulthood.

ABTelford

I loved this chapter - the conversation with Cassandra was everything I could've wanted. and then the ending where we get, via natural conversation, info on the planned sequence of coming events. very nicely done, Shirt! ❤️ and yea... I'm expecting at least one more "troubling" event before they leave for earth.

Ken Sevier

Oh man feel for nik and Neil

Samuel Strode

Friday Friday Friday we need to see what happens

Landsraad

He's 3 years old. Dont be a wierdo

Scott McCarthy

Ah I the only one who half hoped Neil was drinking because Nik hooked up with Cassandra?

Preston Stokes

Trouble is bout to fuck around and find out.

brian phillips

Biscuits!

Raymond Lenihan

Can't he make it in his soul realm? I wonder why this has not been brought up yet, feels like something would do immediately on being able to

C D

I don't know why but this is one of my favorite chapters, thanks a lot.

Namorat

“We live long lives, Cassandra. Too long to hold onto every mistake, but also too long to hold onto every person.“ - this one was especially nice

Jay Doubleyou Kay

Jason is going to have a crystal wash empire back on Earth

Charles A. Pehl

The problem is any other series I would agree but like with how long they will live just as gold rankers plus even potentially diamond it's less of one you know?

Christian Sullivan

I miss dawn. Jason really needs a girl that understands what he went through.

Jason Hardman

Lives in a town named Havok.

Jason Hardman

“As I said, life is long. You don’t have to decide anything now, just because we happen to be in town. We’ll cross paths again.” Casually sets off massive death flag for Neil.

David Cooper

I've been waiting for Cassie to show up since the beginning of this book.

King Kards

Fkn crystal wash *jack sparrow voice* Why is the crystal wash always gone

Corac

Dang good ending line in this chapter.

Thomas Axtell

Nope, it's an alchemical product, not conjured. When added to his cloud house it gets mixed with water to help ration it out. The issue is the cloud house actively uses it too. Go to sleep in one of the cloud house beds. You wake up completely clean. Spill a drink on the cloud house carpet? The spill vanishes.

Jachin Nelson

Please tell me there is a God named Trouble

Cody Cahill

Yeah I’m pretty sure he can just create anything he wants in his astral kingdom and just walk out with it.

ByLAWphoto

I really feel like Jason needs to hire someone to just make Crystal wash full time. It would probably be more cost effective, too.

Pierce Hodges

Thanks for the chapter!

Benjamin Grant

Biscuits

Agent P.

Um can't Jason make Crystal wash now?

David

It’s going to be near. Probably at the landing site. Saying “near Rimaros at the place we..” would get annoying, very fast.

Aaron Schwartz

I’m not sure when this got said, but I seem to recall someone saying that he shouldn’t build the bridge in Rimaros…

mhaj58

Great chapter. The conversation with Cassandra was pure platinum. I feel sorry for Neil, but sometimes all we can do is accept the consequences of our own decisions and keep going. I hope that Melody will come through the experience ok, and I really hope that The Order of the Reaper doesn’t make the same mistake as the Builder cult, or the Order of Redeeming Light, or the Network, or the Cabal, or the Great Astral Beings. I can go on and on and on and on and on.

JonO

Yay Cassie update!

John Woosley

Thanks for the chapter

Connor

We don’t get to see Jason talk with Nik? 🥲

Brad Gammey

7th!

jackalsclaw

Didn't Jason have a crystal wash production facility built into the cloud house? At the very least, I have to imagine the Asana clan on Earth having prioritized being able to make it.

Darkdragon

Sadly you missed the first biscuits

John goode

4th Biscuits !!

Shup Idot

nuh uh

TimeDrawsNigh

Tftc

Darkdragon

Biscuits


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