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Chapter 929: Tactical Playbook

🕑 Added 2024-08-02 23:00:04 +0000 UTC

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ByLAWphoto

Jingle Apes (To the tune of "Jingle Bells") Dashing through the apes, In a cloud of wind and blades, Over chaos-filled 'scapes, With shadow escapades! Gorillas spring and leap, Their claws are sharp and mean, But we unleash a brutal sweep-- A battle unforeseen! Chorus: Jingle apes, jingle apes, Flying through the air, Clive and Zara blast away, With magic everywhere! Jingle apes, jingle apes, Sophie’s blur’s a win, Humphrey drops, the tether pops, And Jason marks their sin! Neil’s shield snaps in place, Right before the blast, The gorillas lose the race, Their ambush ends so fast! Stash’s triple form Flutters through the fray, The monsters wish they’d stayed at home, Instead of dying today! Chorus: Jingle apes, jingle apes, Their ambush goes awry, Force tethers pull them in, And adventurers let spells fly! Jingle apes, jingle apes, What a wild melee, Loot the hoard and portal home, Adventure saves the day!

Allen Stoneking

If you want to argue the fact that everything has to have impact then what would be the point of the banter and smaller but memorable moments that'll be taking away the charm of the characters and series overall

Allen Stoneking

I like this chapter but I also agree with how it doesn't really affect the current story arc that in the long run it doesn't matter. This has always been about fighting monsters and that's what we got. Plus it's good the know the current teams capabilities going forward. 10/10

john bloemer

I was hoping that the gorrilas where sapient and not monsters and Jason would have been able to communicate with God speech and no one else could. possibly shelter them.

Michael Smalley

I am loving this book!!! I think we all are super impressed to how fast you are writing! Keep up the abosulte amazing work!!

Erik Hyrkas

Lesley Holmes

Withing to capabilities?

Tom C

A troop isn’t too bad, but my thought of collective noun is they can be used as and when. If you are referring to an exultation of larks or a murder of crows or a parliament of owls etc. all the time it’s a little ostentatious! But yeah a troop/band of gorillas isn’t too bad 👍👍

Marmik Vyas

it'll be the second half of the book that they go back to earth, not the end or the beginning of the next one

JL McDonald

A proper good ol' monster fight does the spirit wonders.

ByLAWphoto

Something about Neil's love of sandwiches and needing a diet...possibly an intervention

StarkRG

Smack Clive for what? Being aro/ace?

McHiggo

It was obviously “you realise that the whole party has access…” then the sentence was edited and it slipped past

McHiggo

Roll up, roll up, place your bets… what does the (yet to be revealed) sign say that Jason stuck on Neil’s back?

David

Weird memory triggered from 25 years ago. Damn you, Cartoon Network! “We got a gorilla for sale, a McGilla gorilla for sale.” I don’t even know why, but it popped up in my head when thinking about the chapter.

ABTelford

I kinda do but kinda don’t. I think having them all listed in an index would be great but listing them in full text in the book takes a long time…maybe if he could condense the descriptions?

Daniel Wills

Somewhere along the lines, 12-15 books was the plan? I think? But really, Shirt can treat this as a halfway point if he wants and just keep going.

jacob butler

The big question is did they leave Vitess and if so why was there no meeting for Jason and Lorelei so he can smack Clive lol

JustTheLad

Jason definitely slapped something onto Neil's back

M B

I have to say ..i am totally hooked on HWFWM..have read 1 -10 over and over and then again before reading 11. Joined patreon just for this book. Seriously impressed with the speed you write while maintaining such high quality story content ..i dread the end of the series !! Thanks for hours and hours of great reading 📚

Kconraw

Thx for the chapter

Hayden Leech

Attention all outworlders!

Tom C

Next chapter is a POV of the team who checks their battle site, team members exclaiming in awe at the power of the biscuiteers TFTC!

mainiak

You mean as addendum...

Aaron J

I can’t wait to see the whole team’s character sheets!

Jordan Rogers

If you wish to try making it yourself, order Pillsbury doughboy biscuit mix, and Morrison salt and pepper gravy mix, or look up a recipe for the gravy which includes beef or chicken broth(beef is better) ,flour , butter, , milk(whole milk is best),salt, pepper, and if you wants to make extra better add a bit of bacon crumbled up or bacon grease.

StarkRG

All the dark gods come to Jason for help because Vladwick is wiping them out. Jason shrugs, said "good for him" and moves on. Then Knowledge pays him a visit and explains how we actually do need them for balance or some dumb trope like that so Jason has to put everything on hold to help the worst gods ever. (Please, Shirt, don't do this)

DirePants

Good for them. Nice normal adventuring. So some F’d in the A stuff is about to happen soon 😂

StarkRG

Probably, unless Shirt is leading us on and is planning for some new shenanigans to get in the way.

KollegvomMirgan

Glad to see them getting some normal adventurerer action

ShieldWolf

Things are moving by so fast we have to be getting really close to the world transfer

Andromeda Adams

Tyftc

Kismet

Team Biscuit fighting gorilla warfare against guerilla gorillas in ghillies suits Almost a decent tongue twister.

DasGoat622

I wonder how crazy Neil’s Death Bomb Shelter skill is now. That one was crazy over powered at like bronze rank.

Tetsu-nii

Pardon the pedantry: a group of gorillas is commonly referred to (in the US) as a "troop" or "band". Jus' sayin'. 🤓

Isaac Scharff

You forgot in ghillie suits

Skalias Pablo

I feel the first half is still done by doing the three pillars, considering most of jasons abilities reached like gold 4 and gold 5 from fighting the world phoenix

Alex Schellenberg

Would be surprised if Shirt had Guerilla Gorillas in a sticky note for a year before this chapter.

ThoMiCroN

suspicious looked -> look

Ty

Missed this

Liesmith

Though it would be adorable to watch them try.

BloodStorm

Good chapter it was good to see the team working on Gold rank tactics. Well I guess we won’t get back to earth until the last chapter of this book or the beginning of the next one

gray matter

Is this a complete chapter with no Cliff on a Friday? Interesting, I like it and hate it

j

Love the cohesion they are displaying and the combos! The Fights to come are going to be excellent!

Daniel Wills

The back part of book 11 and the start of 12 are very……….. Discombobulated.

StarkRG

I very much doubt it. I've always thought of Clive as asexual and aromantic.

StarkRG

I think you underestimated.

StarkRG

If I were to guess, which is what I'm gonna do, I'd say Shirt is trying to wrap up most of the Pallimustus threads before heading back to Earth and beyond. This might mean we're mostly done with this world.

Allen Wilding

I wonder if Clive is going to fall for Emmy when they finally meet.

StarkRG

Jason should use his system administrator powers to just tell everyone on Pallimustus that he's heading back to Earth and anyone who wants to come should meet in Rimeros. I know he still wants to explore, but tracking down every Earth-originated outworlder seems frustrating.

StarkRG

And cheese? Oh, wait, American biscuits?

Jason Hardman

Guerrilla Gorillas - I see what you did there 😂

jazz

Is it just me or there a lack of cohesion between chapters

Lora Greenberg

It's great seeing all of them work together as a team..Jason has missed so much of his time with them doing astral king stuff..this is the stuff that continues to ground him and remember why he's an adventurer even though his path is different from the other adventurers.

StarkRG

Yeah, but it's using that ancient language his sin affliction uses and is on his sword. Also it's written in aura so even crystal wash won't get it off.

Rowdy Robby

A simple regular contact. It's been a long time. Thanks Shirt.

Allan Coppell

“You realise that you’ve given the whole party has access to the tactical map, right? Remove has so the sentence makes sense please. “You realise that you’ve given the whole party access to the tactical map, right?

WizardOfTheStyx

Man Earth is so lucky Jason and his team want to be diplomatic lmao nobody would be even close to being able to stop them

Vartrex

I think you missed something good sir. They did find the lair, and cleared out all monsters.

Mist Sparrow

I bet Neil has a " kick me " sign on his back now

John Durrett

While I do love to see new chapters dropped, this one felt off at the end. Neither Jason's Team nor the other Adventures Team should be claiming complete. Yes they had a battle, but come one - Jason tagged a guerrilla for the purpose of locating their Lair. The Lair has not been found, the gorillas of Gold rank have not all been wiped out, nor has the Lairs location been provided to the original adventuring team. Yet TB is moving on. Seems half baked effort on the part of TB, that's not Humphreys style or Jason's. The contract is not even spelled out, which it normally would be.

Stephanie Washburn

That was nice.

John Durrett

@shirt "Neil gave Jason a suspicious looked" perhaps "Neil gave Jason a suspicious look"

Agent P.

Loved the chapter. IDK why but most of these kind of feel like they are more between book chapters though.

Kevari

That would be so dope

Brad Gammey

28th!

Hunter

I need a how to progress through gold rank in three easy steps chapter shirt. Feel like the readers knowledge is blind here. I know most of it is mental and understanding of how your essences and self are one and the same kinda but what do you do on a day to day to progress? Can’t tell me these progression maniacs haven’t been training?

Xiggurat

Why wonder? The reason was given. “They needed to revise the strategies they had developed and honed over more than a decade, along with reintegrating Jason into the team dynamic.”

CringeWorthyStudios

That was bad, and you should feel bad. 🤣

Leo

Chainsaw through custard - EPIC 😁

Pierce

First simple battle chappy for a full team Biscuit in a long time

deadly chibi

This chapter was amazing

mhaj58

I wonder why they decided to take a contract. They need to get stronger and fighting monsters doesn’t help rank up anymore. Isn’t it time that we learn how one gets to diamond rank?

ShowBizGAL 1996

Carrot cake! Yum!!

Harbby

Tyftc

Ligeia

Tftc. That was fun! Team Biscuit has made their name famous enough that Hump no longer has to worry about being looked down on because a familiar named the team; on the other hand,Jason forgetting the whole team has access to his tactical map now was a callback to earlier days. . Jason is back to doing silly things like he did much earlier in his adventuring career; it's great to see him so light-hearted again!

Nathan Emerson

Love little Stash. I can't wait until he gets to earth and starts turning into different Pokémon.

The-DM-Dino

Biscuits and cheese. also an amazing chapter thank you cant wait for them to go to earth, and for nik to meet emi

Til Weisheit

Tftc. Team Biscuit is showing off their proficiency in gorilla warfare

Kri5KT

Tftc <3

Nebulous

Good chapter, Shirt! I would still love to see descriptions of all the Gold rank skills, though!

Jason Ebersberg

Yeah that was nice. But I just have this feeling that Neil now has a sticky note stuck to his back.

Tartlet

Guerilla Gorillas

brian phillips

Tyftc

Cordell Patrick

Tftc

Catherine Jones

This chapter felt so nostalgic. I love seeing the team back together and adventuring.

Jordan Rogers

Cookies not biscuits

Jordan Rogers

Awe the only biscuits I like(except for cookies). Speaking of which I now need to make some.

Joanna

In fact, this chapter doesn't tell us anything new about Jason's abilities. But lots of bits for the rest of the team, so I'm happy

Ethan Alexander

Good old adventuring

ABTelford

love this chapter! it's exactly the kind of "team biscuit" fitting together that we've been wanting. yay! and that tidbit at the end where Jason compliments Neil without added snark and Neil is left waiting - loved it! shows character growth and that Jason has changed in the past 20 years. :D

PapaJohn

a very "day in the life of"-type chapter. vibeezzzz

JonO

That was awesome. I'm glad they're getting the cohesion back. I missed them barking together as a proper team in a proper contract. Tyftc

Thomas Black

Awesome chapter, glad to see them on an actual adventuring contract.

Bingus McCready

YES! Gold rank Biscuit in action, doing some good old-fashioned contract work. Fantastic stuff. TFTC!!!

a battle

tftc. now just counting down till rimaros

Aaron Schwartz

Awesome as that fight scene was, We still haven’t gotten complete power descriptions of all of Jason‘s new abilities.

Mdcole03

Tftc

Daniel Wills

Cake sandwiches.

TimeDrawsNigh

Tftc


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