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Chapter 930: I Don't Blow Up Cities on Purpose

🕑 Added 2024-08-05 23:00:05 +0000 UTC

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TRidge Tew

I had this thought at the end of book 11: the conversation between Velious and Roofis about Garry be known to Jason? And Jason would know that Gary is Is the reincarnation of Gary?

MrTopHatCat

Yeah, that's kinda awkward isn't it?

Donald Spencer

One thing I noticed.. Almost two decades. 18 to 20 years. Emi is now 29 to 31 years old.

Nick Pincus

It's happening.

Zack

My guess is Jason already knows either because the conversation happened in his domain, or because he's become half-transcendent and is just picking up on things. I also think the only one to really worry about was Rufus because he was going to be a significant part of Gary2's education while growing up no matter what and had the potential to do the most harm. With Rufus setting the tone of who Gary2 is, the other will follow.

JonO

Just had an unrelated thought and didn't want to wait for the next chapter.... so you think if vellius is still on earth.... that he'll give Jason and company the low down about earth Gary? I'm listening to book 4 where emi asked about Gary and I cried a bit knowing she'll never get that hug. I think either vellius or Rufus needs to tell them asap before either of team biscuit and company takes a step too far without knowing.... especially since it seems earth Gary has an artifice profession (I base this on that he's involved with emi's rubiks cubes that are obviously not rubiks cubes).

Razeel Nightfall

Wow just imagine trying to close a system window, but the x in the top corner can't be clicked. First system that when you call IT their first response isn't "Have you turned it off and on again".

Joshua Stevens

There's also no war in Cyrion, so theyb seem similar in multiple ways

Daniel Storm

Oh... that last line. This is gonna be so. Much. Fun. 😂

Liesmith

His dance card was full.

StarkRG

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DasGoat622

“Excuse me do you have a moment to discuss your long distance options”. How many of these little pricks are gonna click on the Penis enlargement message. Telemarketing and spam mail comes to Palamastus.

Kconraw

Thx for the chapter

Jules Deathwish

He Who Fights With Loose Ends. The "Oh yeah, those Earthers we abandoned for over a decade. I totally forgot about them." Edition

N8rtotPlayz

Cyrion reminds me a bit of how Ba -Sing-Say (not sure on the spelling) from Avatar-The Last Airbender (the animated one) is laid out.

Liesmith

"Anyone who owns another person like property is banned from the System. Fuck you and have a nice day."

mainiak

So ... Palimastus (sorry for spelling it wrong), doesn't have concept of mass media right? How about crash course with some good spyied secrets, fake news, and dirty laundry - aka your System Daily If there is one commodity that is precious to nobles - it would be their name/face (just pride) ... and then you just trash it (chaos follows)

Alex Schellenberg

Everyone is saying he is going to revoke access, I think he is going to give them early internet pop-up ads.

mainiak

Except that feels like an abuse of power, which he should gave up, and why he was chosen, because he did. If all he can do is spam people, then you just to need to send powerful message. Unless the system tell everybody that your title is fart Lord of stinkhouse for all the "noble" houses.

Bert Bertinelli

Team Farrah !

Ender419

I think he is about to have all of the indentured staff revolt via the system with counter-law after he read the bylaws. This is going to be great!!

DirePants

Multiverse Moses lol

DirePants

Hmmm I doubt he could revoke access as that would be similar to revoking access to the fabric of the universe… maybe he could eventually though 🤔 his highest trump card. Interesting theory tho.

DirePants

Omg 😂😂😂 still reading but seeing Farrah go off on dude hating on the Legendary Tina Turner was the highlight of my day! 😂😂😂 reminded me of mom 😂😂

Aerlevsedi

Man from the moment it mentioned sending messages to only earthlings I started wondering if he could send targeted denouncements of people or even revoke system access. Then that way to end it, now I get to see if some of those, at the time, random thoughts come true.

Ligeia

We may not know then, either -- Shirt knows how to keep us hooked!

ABTelford

Oh my gosh I am so tingling with anticipation for what comes next! 😂

joshua christopher

He’s about to be named interdimensional Abraham Lincoln!

Wheelhouse

I think there's about to be something akin to a law being passed. It will eventually be named Sophie's Law.

Lizy Flore

He is going to end systematic slavery 😂😂😂

Samantha Brown

Cliffhanger alert!

Abdulaziz ALRumaih

That would be nice

StarkRG

Never Gonna Give You Up isn't annoying enough. How about Who Let The Dogs Out, but it's just the chorus on repeat.

Stephanie Washburn

Oh dear. He's going to mass notify people via the system.

Flojoe

Imagine just kicking every country with slave laws out of the Systeme. Well at least until all slaves are free.

Andromeda Adams

What did Jason do? Lol I can only imagine.. till the next chapter anyway, then we will know. TYFTC!!

StarkRG

No reason Cyrion has to be within the borders of France. It could be somewhere like Barcelona (though the implication is that it's further from Greenstone/Kalahari). It's a truly enormous city, which means its centre is likely quite a ways inland. If Doggerland didn't sink beneath the sea on Pallimustus, it could be London or Amsterdam. Or even somewhere actually *on* the Pallimustus equivalent of Doggerland (there *were* towns and villages on the Earth version, they just didn't get the chance to grow into cities).

StarkRG

Title: [Slaver] A [Slaver] will be treated as Normal Rank for rank disparity calculations against a [Slave], [Indentured Servant], or [Emancipator] who will all be treated as Diamond Rank.

Abdulaziz ALRumaih

JASON, what did you do!

Justin

😂😂😂 GREAT CHAPTER!! TYFTC!!

Justin

And just like that, every shithead in the world has a debuff if they are a holder of a slave contract, if they hinder the release of a slave, or actively promote the continuation of slavery. Something non-lethal but personally devastating. Like a curse of bad luck or minor inconvenience.

DarthPineapples

Is Jason about to do a very Australian thing and take all these indentured servants (prisoners) and put them in one place like his soul space and take them with him?

Isaac Scharff

He seems pretty determined to move the story along

ThoMiCroN

Let me guess, Jason will deny passage to Earth to citizens from countries that practice indenture or slavery?

Alejandro Piña

Richard get off the chat…

joseph peltier

Welp, time to embrace the hegemonistic tendencies again; I can’t wait till Jason uses his system administrative abilities to give Dominion’s priests some sort of ultimatum as a prank. 😂

ThoMiCroN

If Vitesse is alt-Paris, then Cyrion is what, Toulouse, Lyon, Marseille, Bordeaux ? Lyon is the seat of the catholic primate of Gaul, so from a religious point or view it’s more of a capital than Paris.

Alex Cox

I hope there's gonna be people that agree... I keep seeing Jason and the rest of Team Biscuit as I listen Sweet Tooth by Scott Helman. An addiction to power that is way outside your grip... fixing problema for the little person vs the vast power while acing that with a secret. Either way envisioning Jason dancing with his team and even the greater powers of the Astral makes me feel its right, especially boiling down the fact its a man addicted to getting each and every recipe he can get his fingers on with needing that next fix of happiness or normal.

Adrian Cheung

I am so looking forward to the next chapter. Don't tell me Shirt then focuses on another person or location. I want to know Jason's scheme!

Malcolm

This next chapter is going to be glorious

Brandon Walker

I like this theory

J W

Oh no. A communist revolution via system messages.

Nick Pincus

Somehow I think both dominion and liberty are both going to love this.

John Durrett

Tina Turner. Thats all that needs to be said.! TYFTC!

NoChill

I mean he is a demigod at this point, he is the system and a universe onto himself, he made a race out of nothing and has had chats with gods. He is in all but name a god.

BloodStorm

It’s about time for the system administrator to give some people the boot. Revoke certain privileges and tag them with something. That would be awesome. I’m also excited that the story is moving forward

Erik Hyrkas

Good chapter

Jay Doubleyou Kay

I'm hoping for a mass spamming campaign like the Internet when your computer is full of Trojans and viruses lol Every time you close one window out, two more appear.

Jay Doubleyou Kay

That or he's going to spam them into oblivion hahaha

Valmorian

thanks for the chapter! was great

Ken Sevier

Ohhh snap!!

Greg

Anyone else feel like Jason is headed to turning into a god or Astryal being of Mercy?

Alex Cox

Jason himself has stated he has limits to what he can do, self imposed limits because NOBODY should have that capability. Not even the one who issues it. He's a mad lad, but he's got those needed to keep him in line so far.

Alex Cox

I would love for the Gods of Pallimastus to have bingo cards of something equivalent to it for Jason's antics

Thesaogamer Kirito

The Wingdings idea is diabolical!

Tempitheadem

Jason's going to revoke system privileges for any country that has indentured servitude laws, to be reinstated once they prove they've fixed it

Blake N.

Mad max in general is overrated

Matt Heineman

Or just ask Dominion to have a word with the families. We all know he'd do it just for the fun of it.

DreadHawk666 Aron

Thank you for the chapter 😁!

Dax

He's totally going to flag slavers as Slavers to everyone that looks at them. Wonder if he can re-enable the quest system for some bounties? xD

Raphael

Me too

Hayden Leech

I feel like this situation could be improved with the introduction of yet another insanely sexy princess. What are the Estercost royal family? Human?

BaguaBrady

Maybe he'll use the transcendent powers of contract arbitration to make the multiverse a better place!

Zen Devince

Jason is about to reprimand world leaders. And probably get away with it. Dominion would love that lol

Anthony Moreno

And now the System Administrator is getting involved..... This is gonna be good

Moonspike

Jason doesn't hold the moral high ground here and it's weird that so many seem to think he does. Indentured servitude is not slavery. They agreed to a contract with higher pay than they would otherwise get in exchange for agreeing to work exclusively for the noble family that offered the contract. Then later decided they no longer want to abide by there contractual obligations. And Jason is trying to force them to allow break of contract without paying for the break. His link is not a temporary and these individuals could return to earth after fulfilling there contract.

Connor

The notifications are delayed by a couple minutes. Quite a few people are here waiting for it at the time it releases (which is always pretty accurate on the hour)

jacob butler

All I know is for time saving purposes this will backfire exceptionally bad lol like is it really that bad that he can't just throw some money at it or kidnapp them

mainiak

It would be hilarious if he did same thing as Li Li Mei except, her attempt would seem like kids attempt after Jason moves.

Joe Valentine

System administrator says it’s Time to take everyone’s system privileges away.

StarkRG

"Hey Farah, ever heard of the hamster dance?" "Sure, a bit silly, but it had a nice beat to it." "Sure, now imagine that playing in your head on repeat, forever with no way of blocking it out."

Jordan Rogers

Or he will just send a message to the diamond tankers, these guys are annoying me cause slavery is bad can you throw them into space for a bit?

brian phillips

Jason about to start a societal breakdown 🤣

Xiggurat

I wonder if the messages targeting Earthlings were really limited to the ones on Pallimustus.

Jordan Rogers

Jason set their system messages to opaque, full screen, and they cant minimize it. Blocks there full vision, and all it says is I must not enslave my fellow man on repeat.

Michael

That's what I thought immediately.

Gafgarion

Thunderdome IS the best Mad Max.

Kazuto Bakura

If Jason is going to do what I think he is doing, Liberty will be so proud.

Robert Loo

Set up for the ultimate Rickroll

Harbby

Is he going to take the system away from them? 👀

Kazuto Bakura

He might be announcing that the system is not happy to see indentured servitude.

Anthony

Uh oh.... that last line does not bode well... Jason about to mic drop on the way out

Ford-Thomas Frank Loveland

I don't know what he's about to do, but it's going to be great to

Tucker Glick

I dunno if dominion would approve of this Jason maneuver

Danielle Warvel

Pure evil. I love this idea.

Scott McCarthy

Spam, with secrets Shade jas found out since it should tale a Diamond ranker to detect him.

Ligeia

Great chapter, Shirt! I have absolutely NO idea what Jason is going to do, but I suspect the folks who are trying to hold onto their Earthlings are soon going to be very sorry they ever tried!

Scott McCarthy

I do not think it has been around long enough for them to be dependent on it yet.

Alexis Christina

I love the thought of Jason going old school protest phone tree, using system messages to organize a worldwide anti-slavery march 🤣

Bonnie Leslie

I hope it’s spam

Stuart T

Administrative privileges are dangerous. You have to be careful when dealing with the people holding them.

Kaelan Spears

So, will he spam the system? Or cut the System off? I wonder which would be more effective

John Grizzly

Anyone who partakes in slavery or such suddenly doesn't have access to the system. Boom cities economically or socially combust. Maybe even physically, can't put it out of Jason's luck to actually make things go boom

tzvi

He's about to take away system privileges

Joanna

But where’s the fun in that?

Justin Fralin

The Hegemon is liberating the slaves

Scott McCarthy

Best of the original 3 at least.

ByLAWphoto

Three words: VIRTUAL GLITTER BOMB

Jordan Brennan

TYFTC!

Landsraad

Jason is going to NATO embargo lol

David Odle

Is Jason going to emancipate every slave and indentured servant on the planet? In the entire multiverse?? Boss move right there. Fully restrict access to the system? Never ending messages with a blaring alarm? Everything appears in Wingdings font? Tftc Shirt! Great chapter

Preston Stokes

Wooooooo just blow it up!

Agent P.

I'm more excited for next chapter lol.

David Cooper

"You will receive a targeted system message in six hours and continuing every ten seconds until you release those you hold against their will. If you harm those individuals, the messages will never end and will be joined by an audio alarm. There is no recourse or appeal. That is all. "

The Green Magus

First ✌️

Reinard Viloria

Cliffhanger noooooooooooo

The-DM-Dino

It is scary when Jason has an idea, and this is no different. Amazing Chapter! (Cookies and Beef)

Maria Klein

Nice, FAFO

Tyler S.

Biscuits

ByLAWphoto

It's good practice, Im sure, for Jason to access the System. But I feel like he could've just asked Knowledge for a list of his peeps.

Aaron Schwartz

https://youtu.be/wcinzmfZeCc?si=RTVm2ayFEVjflDXs

MillionLittleE

No system for slavers

Mist Sparrow

Could be cosmos wide, we know that his power works between worlds

Kyle Hunter

Not sure if Farrah is right about Thunderdome, but I'm not going to cross her on it.

Mist Sparrow

Magic slave revolt ? I'm intrigued. I loved the details on the city layout and infrastructure, great work

PapaJohn

I don't blow up cities... I don't blow up cities... Country-wide anarchy, though? I'M ALL GAME!!!

Ariellus

Omg He invented System Spam or He will disconect them from the system

Bingus McCready

[Sunny Theme Plays] The gang bans slavery across the multiverse TFTC!!!

Poseidon4G

Oh goodness Jason, what are you about to do?

Saul Dickson

Oh boy, here we go.

JonO

System administrator shenanigans?! I'm all for it!

Skalias Pablo

Clearly, Jason isn't going to blow up a single city this time, but every place that has indentured servitude laws

Hayden Leech

Oh no. What did he do!?!!

Aaron Schwartz

Oh… my head is echoing with evil joker laughter right now. This is going to be good!

Zero

Good job Jason you are learning to seek information and knowledge before jumping into the frying pan. Thanks for the chapter

Kri5KT

Tftc!

YourFriend.

I was indeed, not first

mhaj58

Attention passengers, if you look to the end of this chapter you’ll find a lovely view of Cliff City: You may not stay forever, but you’ll always find your way back here. 😊

Alex Webb

Geez I tapped on the notification as soon as it popped up, but there were already like 30 people ahead of me. lol

Connor

Jason is going to start some kind of rebellion. I'm surprised it hasn't happened before honestly...

Nicholas Walker

TFTC!

Joe Holman

First

Brad Gammey

1st!


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